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  • Milford Scumbag Stabs Two People Overnight, Kills One & Flips Off Cameras


    Milford Scumbag Stabs Two People Overnight, Kills One & Flips Off Cameras Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Michelle DuBois Says She’s Getting A Restraining Order From The Press, Started GoFundMe For Sympathy Cash After Facebook Page Invaded By Rabid Fox News Crowd


    Michelle DuBois Says She’s Getting A Restraining Order From The Press, Started GoFundMe For Sympathy Cash After Facebook Page Invaded By Rabid Fox News Crowd Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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    Free Turtleboy Shirt To Whoever Names The Butthole Brockton Plow Driver That Got His Entire  Company Fired For Burying In Kids Shoveling Their Family Driveway


    We want the name of this guy and we’re willing to give away Turtleboy swag to get it! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Selling Brockton Stripper Money Half Price On An Uxbridge Yard Sale Page Just Seems Like A Bad Business Plan


    Selling Brockton Stripper Money Half Price On An Uxbridge Yard Sale Page Just Seems Like A Bad Business Plan Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Brockton Murder Suspect’s Girlfriend Cried Rape Against Victim And He’s Dead Because Of It. We Looked In To Her, Think She’s Full Of Crap, And Should Be Arrested Too


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           Yesterday, in…

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    Southeastern Votech Coddles “Tired” Students With A Two-Hour Delay After Super Bowl Because We Are Raising A Generation Of Crybaby Vag Bags


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. If you’re wondering why we are raising…

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    Aspiring Kingston Rapper Defends 3 Gutterslugs Who Forced A 16 Year Old Fitchburg Girl Into Prostitution Over The Weekend


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             Here’s…

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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #10-1


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         What a year…

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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #60-51


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         What a year…

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    Selfish Brockton Mom Makes GoFundMe Because She Want Others To Pay For Her Kid’s $1500 ATV That Was Stolen, Makes Up Unrealistic Story About Thieves Returning It, Plans On Giving Donations To Family Who ACTUALLY Needs The Money, But Only After She Fixes Frivolous Present Because Her Kid’s Enjoyment Is More Important Than Actual Housefire Victims


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. So I got a text from SSTurtleMom…

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    Morons Defend Hoodrats Who Pulled The Chew And Screw Because Shaming Criminals Is Heartless


    There is nothing wrong with a good ol’ fashioned public shaming. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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    Our Newest Blogger Added The Brockton Dog Abusing Trashbag To The Turtleboy Sports Graveyard On Her Second Day On The Job


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    Brockton Ratchet Recorded Beating Dog With Broom On Video Until It Pisses Itself, “Her Man” Says It’s Illegal To Share The Video And They Have Hired A Lawyer!


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