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LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again

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Celtics Will Beat LeBron, Brad Stevens Gets Boned, Kevin Perry Gets Revenge On Wife From Jail, Milford Statutory Stepdad, Boston Globe Race Baits 

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“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You

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Lynn Roast Beef, Joe Early Tells Worst Lie Ever, Better Chance Of Winning East – Celtics Or Bruins, Uncle Turtleboy Ranks Final 4 Of Ratchet Madness 

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The Celtics Are Gonna Be So Good For So Long Because God Loves Us More

The Celtics Are Gonna Be So Good For So Long Because God Loves Us More Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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Gordon Hayward Is A Nice Consolation Prize, But The Celtics Still Are Not Getting Past The Cavaliers This Season, Because Danny Ainge Is Chicken Shit

Gordon Hayward Is A Nice Consolation Prize, But The Celtics Still Are Not Getting Past The Cavaliers This Season, Because…

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All The Rules That Don’t Apply To LeBron James In This Play Is Everything That Is Wrong With The NBA

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Is Isaiah Thomas A Top 10 NBA Player? Here’s The Turtleboy’s Top 50 Players In The League

Is Isaiah Thomas A Top 10 NBA Player? Here’s The Turtleboy’s Top 50 Players In The League Get the newest Turtleboy…

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The NBA Is A Joke

The NBA Is A Joke Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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This Guy Blowing Cocaine In Broad Daylight At A Celtics Game Is The Face Of The Trump Revolution

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