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  • Deskie Vs Brockton’s Princess Fupajuicer: Fupa Fills Out The Form Because She Hates Being Called Old And Loves Her Some Abi


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I’m really thankful that our Desk Girl…

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    Fall River Snaggle Ratchet, Who Blasted Nameless Meter Maid With Homophobic Slurs, Begs Desk Girl For The Form, Blames Us For Her Poor Choices


    It’s been a while since Abi landed a good one for us! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Randy Hurley, Revere Ratchet Defender, Gets Caught In Desk Girl’s Web Of Ginger Love – Tells Deskie She’s Got Beautiful Eyes (Even Though One Of Them Is Lazy) And He Understands About The Party Cave Cysts


    Looks like Deskie might be in love! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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    Desk Girl Thwarted Off Brilliantly Written Internet Lawsuits From The Winchester NH Swamp Donkey Who Was Arrested At The Camper Fire


    Desk Girl Thwarted Off Brilliantly Written Internet Lawsuits From The Winchester NH Swamp Donkey Who Was Arrested At The Camper Fire Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Plymouth Lurchbeast And Family Are Filing An Internet Lawsuit Against SSTG; Hire Vulva After Desk Girl Couldn’t Help Them Take The Blog About Them Down


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    Taunton Queefbag Fails To Break Out Of Friend-Zone By Facing Off With Brett and Desk Girl In An Attempt To Get His Potential Bae’s Blog Yanked


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