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Rochester Hack Graffitti “Artist” Arrested After Rash Of Visual Gonorrhea

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Mansfield 15 Year Old Nearly Gets Shot When Downstairs Gingersnatch Drug Dealer Accidentally Shoots Gun At Ceiling And It Goes Through Her Bedroom Floor

Mansfield 15 Year Old Nearly Gets Shot When Downstairs Gingersnatch Drug Dealer Accidentally Shoots Gun At Ceiling And It Goes…

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Weymouth Crisco Magnet Robs Store An Hour After Asking The Clerk If He Can Charge His Phone In The Same Store

Weymouth Crisco Magnet Robs Store An Hour After Asking The Clerk If He Can Charge His Phone In The Same…

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Slugpump Breaking Into Homes In Boxboro Doesn’t Realize He’s On Candid Camera, Anyone Recognize This Guy?

Slugpump Breaking Into Homes In Boxboro Doesn’t Realize He’s On Candid Camera, Anyone Recognize This Guy? Want to advertise with…

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Littleton DJ Nathan Cantino Posts About Killing Cops On Facebook After They Took His Computers Because He Shared Naked Pics Of Ex-Gf On Internet

Littleton DJ Nathan Cantino Posts About Killing Cops On Facebook After They Took His Computers Because He Shared Naked Pics…

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Attleboro Swasticock Comments Under His Wanted Picture On APD Facebook Page In Some Sort Of Gestapaho Dialect

Attleboro Swasticock Comments Under His Wanted Picture On APD Facebook Page In Some Sort Of Gestapaho Dialect Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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Springfield EBT-Rex Steals iPhone From Guy’s Truck, Takes Selfies And Pictures Of Drug Dealing Equipment, Doesn’t Realize How iCloud Works

Springfield EBT-Rex Steals iPhone From Guy’s Truck, Takes Selfies And Pictures Of Drug Dealing Equipment, Doesn’t Realize How iCloud Works…

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Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall?

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Webster Wangsta Who Was Arrested For Stealing A $3,400 Necklace From Auburn Mall Sears Is The Most Ghettofabulous Hoodrat We’ve Ever Seen

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Brilliant Alabama Drug Dealers Arrested On Weapons Charges After “Mannequin Challenge” Video With Illegal Guns Goes Viral

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Worst Criminals Ever Break Into The Perfect Game, Can’t Figure Out How To Get By Locked Door Inside

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Genius Weed Dealer Robs Worcester Jewelry Store, Comes Back For Cell Phone, Wins Darwin Award

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WTF

New Hampshire Boob With “This Guy Needs A Beer” Shirt Was Destined To Crash Shitfaced In Front Of The Police Station

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Some Guy Just Jumped From The Third Floor Of Worcester Courthouse

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Nudniks

Glorious Sturbridge Nudnik Arrested For Vandalizing Car With Nachos

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Moron Of The Week: Drunk Millbury Driver Asks Sturbrdige Cop For Directions To McDonald’s And Promptly Is Arrested For OUI

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Worcester Courthouse Records Legend Pretends To Be Undercover Cop While Robbing Real Undercover Cop

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Taunton Dumbass Ax Robber Might Be World’s Dumbest Criminal

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Do You Know This Worcester Muff Who Smashed Wrong Car Window Of A Disabled 58 Year Old Woman?

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Nudniks

Worcester Nudnik Robs Bar, Leaves Footprint Snow Trail Home Around The Block

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