All-Star Criminals

Yarmouth Ass Pirate Redefines Crack Cocaine – Gets Busted With Yayo In Butt Cheeks, Gives Fake Name, Undone By EBT Card With Real Name On It

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Hoodrat Heroes

Holla Akbar Pubewaffle Is Revere’s Official Food Stamp Delivery Boy Broker, Selling Other People’s EBT On Facebook And Delivering To Your Door

Holla Akbar Pubewaffle Is Revere’s Official Food Stamp Delivery Boy Broker, Selling Other People’s EBT On Facebook And Delivering To…

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Hoodrat Heroes

When Food Stamp Fridays Goes Wrong: Chicopee Pooploop Robbed At Gunpoint After Not Paying Up For Food Stamps

When Food Stamp Fridays Goes Wrong: Chicopee Pooploop Robbed At Gunpoint After Not Paying Up For Food Stamps Want to…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Springfield Crotch Loogey Agrees To Meet Up With Turtleboy To Sell Food Stamps After Explaining Through Baby Momma How To Scam The System

Springfield Crotch Loogey Agrees To Meet Up With Turtleboy To Sell Food Stamps After Explaining Through Baby Momma How To…

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All-Star Criminals

Springfield EBT Rex Bites Big Y Employee After He Catches Her Stuffing Steaks Into Her Purse 

Springfield EBT Rex Bites Big Y Employee After He Catches Her Stuffing Steaks Into Her Purse Want to advertise with…

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All-Star Criminals

When Food Stamp Friday Goes Wrong: Dude Stabbed By Crackheads After Illegally Purchasing EBT Card

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Hoodrat Heroes

Sturbridge Junkbox Who Gets Food Stamps Because He Has The “Disease” Is Selling Them On Facebook Because Drug Dealers Don’t Take EBT Cards

Sturbridge Junkbox Who Gets Food Stamps Because He Has The “Disease” Is Selling Them On Facebook Because Drug Dealers Don’t…

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All-Star Criminals

Food Stamp Friday: Northbridge Rapper Who Lost FB Rap Battle To Chick And Once Robbed A Guy Who Wouldn’t Give Him A Cigarette Is Buying Stamps

Food Stamp Friday: Northbridge Rapper Who Lost FB Rap Battle To Chick And Once Robbed A Guy Who Wouldn’t Give…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Food Stamp Friday: Fall River Beef Bucket Nicknamed “The Hammer” Buying Stamps at 70% Face Value, Is Friends With Turtleboy Famous Klonopin Saleswoman

Food Stamp Friday: Fall River Beef Bucket Nicknamed “The Hammer” Buying Stamps at 70% Face Value, Is Friends With Turtleboy…

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Food Stamp Friday: Able-Bodied Lowell Chudstuffer Selling $200 Worth Of EBT For $100, Also Sold Daughter’s “Unused” $700 Crib For $250

Food Stamp Friday: Able-Bodied Lowell Chudstuffer Selling $200 Worth Of EBT For $100, Also Sold Daughter’s “Unused” $700 Crib For…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Food Stamp Friday Chud Of The Week: Vokestached Great Barrington

Food Stamp Friday Chud Of The Week: Vokestached Able-Bodied Great Barrington Town Hardo Selling $200 Worth Of Stamps For $150…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Food Stamp Friday Scam Of The Week: Fam Warns Local Woman Not To Sell EBT On Facebook But She Unwisely Ignores Them

Food Stamp Friday Scam Of The Week: Fam Warns Local Woman Not To Sell EBT On Facebook But She Unwisely…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Guy Who Clearly Doesn’t Need More Food Is Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Drug Money Because In Massachusetts We Subsidize The Opiate Epidemic

Guy Who Clearly Doesn’t Need More Food Is Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Drug Money Because In Massachusetts We…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Chick Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Was Previously Evicted From SMOC Women’s Shelter For Never Paying Rent, But Somehow Is Back On The Government Dole

Chick Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Was Previously Evicted From SMOC Women’s Shelter For Never Paying Rent, But Somehow Is Back…

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Nudniks

Well Known Dope Fiend Just Got Back On Food Stamps, Sells Them On Facebook, Gets Three Offers Within Minutes

Well Known Dope Fiend Just Got Back On Food Stamps, Sells Them On Facebook, Gets Three Offers Within Minutes Want to…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Greenfield Chud Magnet Selling Food Stamps For 31% Has No Kids, Gets Pedicures, iPhones, And Has A Million Arrests For Heroin

Greenfield Chud Magnet Selling Food Stamps For 31% Has No Kids, Gets Pedicures, iPhones, And Has A Million Arrests For…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Update: Lowell EBT Queen Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Says The Money Was Not For Her Daughter Because She Doesn’t Have Custody

Update: Lowell EBT Queen Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Says The Money Was Not For Her Daughter Because She Doesn’t Have…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Tattoo Clad Lowell Chick Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Half Price Obviously Doesn’t Need The Assistance So Why Are We Giving It To Her?

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When You First Get Out Of Jail You Should Probably Not Sell Solicit Food Stamps On Facebook

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Fitchburg/Leominster Selfie Queen Selling Food Stamps On Facebook

You know the first of the month has arrived when gutter slugs like these are on Facebook selling their food…

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