Bingo Night At Holyoke Old Folk’s Home Reduced To Twice A Month After Threats To Egg Employees Cars And Fights Over Seats So The Geriatric Mafia Shook Down The City Council And Now It’s Coming Back


Bingo Night At Holyoke Old Folk’s Home Reduced To Twice A Month After Threats To Egg Employees Cars And Fights Over Seats So The Geriatric Mafia Shook Down The City Council…

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Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters


Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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More People Were Hospitalized Because Of A Fire In Holyoke That Could’ve Been Prevented If Mayor Alex Morse Ended The Brownout


More People Were Hospitalized Because Of A Fire In Holyoke That Could’ve Been Prevented If Mayor Alex Morse Ended The Brownout Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Holyoke Sugar Daddy Posts On Facebook That His Girlfriend Was Kidnapped By 5 Men With Guns, Everyone Calls The Cops, Hoodrat Commentary Ensues, Then She Escaped The Next Day


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Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse Taking Picture With Drug Dealers We Wrote About In August On A Voter Registration Drive Is The Funniest Picture We’ve Ever Seen


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That Face You Make When You Get Busted In Warren Trying To Steal A Car With $18,000 + 2,300 Bags Of H Cuz You Were Too Lazy To Uber Back To Holyoke


The fact that this guy’s boss trusted him with $18,000 might be the worst delegation of power we’ve ever seen. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse’s Signature Is An Exact Match To The “Alex” Written In “Threatening” Letter That He Probably Wrote Himself


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Magnificent Springfield Voke-stached Entrepreneur Steals Dirt Bike From Holyoke, Sells On Facebook Yard Sale Page, Gets Busted By Undercover Cops


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21 Massachusetts Towns & Cities That Are Bigger Dumps Than Worcester


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