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  • Two Worcester Cheeshogs Engage In Cat Fight To Decide Who Is The Ratchet Queen Of Water Street


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    Holyoke Sugar Daddy Posts On Facebook That His Girlfriend Was Kidnapped By 5 Men With Guns, Everyone Calls The Cops, Hoodrat Commentary Ensues, Then She Escaped The Next Day


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    Douglas MA Hardo Sent Us The Most Hilarious, Nonsensical Series Of Facebook Messages You Will Ever Read


    We get a lot of hate mail at Turtleboy Sports, but can’t remember getting a message this legendary in a while. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Webster Wangsta Who Was Arrested For Stealing A $3,400 Necklace From Auburn Mall Sears Is The Most Ghettofabulous Hoodrat We’ve Ever Seen


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    Jilted Webster Lovers Get In Physical Altercation At McDonald’s Parking Lot, Call Turtle Rider A “Stupid Cunt” For Filming


    Don’t worry, they’ll be back together by Friday at the latest. This is what relationship building looks like in Webster. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Epic Fight Between Hoodrat Gravy Dumpsters At Auburn Mall As Santa And Small Children Watch In Horror


    This is what happens when the Greendale Mall goes out of business. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    All-Star Webster Hoodrats Attack Webster Cops, Get Their Asses Beat, Write Historically Moronic Things On Facebook


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    Baby Momma Hoodrats Brawling Out At Union Station Over A Man Is Why Worcester Can’t Have Nice Things


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