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  • Trashua Hoodbunnies From Friday Ratchet Hodown Throwdown Have Been Found And You’ll Never Guess Their Favorite Sportball Team


     “Bitch didn’t even hit me tho”               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information.              …

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    Mom Claiming Manchester McDonald’s Employees Laughed At Her Poop Covered Child From Poopy Playpen Is Most Likely Looking For Free Gift Cards


    Mom Claiming Manchester McDonald’s Employees Laughed At Her Poop Covered Child From Poopy Playpen Is Most Likely Looking For Free Gift Cards Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Cracked Out Mimi Bobeck Pulls A Soup Nazi, Whips Noodles At Her Friend After Argument, Takes Epic Post Noodle Assault Mugshot, Because Manchester


    Because who hasn’t whipped someone with a wet noodle at some point in their life?             Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for…

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    Kidnapper Mom Sneaks Off With Her 2 Year Old During A Supervised DCF Visit, Rounds Up Dad & Auntie & Runs To The Most Obvious Place Ever


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    Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card


    Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Morons Defend Manchester “Parents” Whose Kids Were Found Tied To Beds Naked, Covered In Feces


    Two Manchester NH ratchets are under arrest after their kids were found tied to bed and covered in their own crap. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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