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  • Winthro-thot Scams North Shore Mom Groups, Turns Out She Enjoys Long Drinking Seshes On The Beach With Infants In Tow & Wants To Watch Your Baby Too


    Don’t you know we’re all in the same damn yard sale groups?               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    You Are NEVER Going To Believe What The Infamous Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Have Done Now… Because OMFG…


    Sorry for the click-bait headline but it’s worth it. Promise.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Shout Out To The Legendary Turtlerider Who Served The Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Pizza And Epically Trolled Them 


    This kid is my hero. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.    …

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