Legendary Springfield Stripper Princeza Aponte Arrested Again (With Pants On This Time) For Driving With Cocaine, Laughing At State Troopers, Trying To Drive Away


Princeza, the legendary Springfield stripper, was arrested AGAIN this week, and as usual the arrest report was filled with hilarity. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for…

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Springfield Man Skips Court Date Because “The Defendant Has No Pants”


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Springfield City Councilor Wants Sgt. John Delaney To Apologize For Mentioning Facts


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