• Taunton Gumpmuff, Who Beats His Pregnant GF, Expresses His Anger That Hurricane Maria Didn’t Kill All Puerto Ricans And Thinks Kneeling NFL Players Are N Words 

    Today’s winner is….  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Jared Crites is your…

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    Brockton Psycho Hosebeast Secretly Took Photos Of Your Kids To Post Online Claiming They Were Kidnapped For Prostitution – Built Shrines To “Daddy” Out Of Used Maxi Pads And Poop

    I have never seen anyone this genuinely insane ever. If you have weak stomach turn back now. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Video Of Lawful Arrest By Taunton PD Of Local Hoodbooger Leads To Outstanding Commentary From Ratchtacular Internet Lawyers And Jehovah’s Witnesses

    Video Of Lawful Arrest By Taunton PD Of Local Hoodbooger Leads To Outstanding Commentary From Ratchtacular Internet Lawyers And Jehovah’s Witnesses Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Taunton Grundlenuggets Break Into Catholic School To Sleep, End Up Drinking Blood Of Christ And Painting Devil Worshipping Anti-Semitic Slurs Everywhere

    Taunton Grundlenuggets Break Into Catholic School To Sleep, End Up Drinking Blood Of Christ And Painting Devil Worshipping Anti-Semitic Slurs Everywhere Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Taunton Police Have Jumped On The Trend Of FunnyAF Posts With Their Latest Tale Of A Drunk Chick, With A Lizard In Her Bra, Crashing In To A Tree, While Her Bae Rips Butts Near Leaking Gas

    We’ve got another hysterical Police department to look out for! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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