• Brockton Psycho Hosebeast Secretly Took Photos Of Your Kids To Post Online Claiming They Were Kidnapped For Prostitution – Built Shrines To “Daddy” Out Of Used Maxi Pads And Poop

    I have never seen anyone this genuinely insane ever. If you have weak stomach turn back now. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Taunton Thicky Minaj Selling Food Stamps She Clearly Does Not Need Because She’s A “Natural Born Hustler”

    Taunton Thicky Minaj Selling Food Stamps She Clearly Does Not Need Because She’s A “Natural Born Hustler” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.  …

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    Video Of Lawful Arrest By Taunton PD Of Local Hoodbooger Leads To Outstanding Commentary From Ratchtacular Internet Lawyers And Jehovah’s Witnesses

    Video Of Lawful Arrest By Taunton PD Of Local Hoodbooger Leads To Outstanding Commentary From Ratchtacular Internet Lawyers And Jehovah’s Witnesses Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Taunton Grundlenuggets Break Into Catholic School To Sleep, End Up Drinking Blood Of Christ And Painting Devil Worshipping Anti-Semitic Slurs Everywhere

    Taunton Grundlenuggets Break Into Catholic School To Sleep, End Up Drinking Blood Of Christ And Painting Devil Worshipping Anti-Semitic Slurs Everywhere Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Taunton Soursnatch Chicks Proudly Go Out To Eat And Do Not Tip Because Only Materialistic People Care About Money

    Taunton Soursnatch Chicks Proudly Go Out To Eat And Do Not Tip Because Only Materialistic People Care About Money Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Taunton Police Have Jumped On The Trend Of FunnyAF Posts With Their Latest Tale Of A Drunk Chick, With A Lizard In Her Bra, Crashing In To A Tree, While Her Bae Rips Butts Near Leaking Gas

    We’ve got another hysterical Police department to look out for! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Plainville, North Attleboro, Attleboro, Rehoboth, Seekonk, Swansea, Somerset, Dighton, Berkely, Taunton

    Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Plainville, North Attleboro, Attleboro, Rehoboth, Seekonk, Swansea, Somerset, Dighton, Berkely, Taunton Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Cool Taunton Mom Poses For Legendary Mugshot After Being Arrested For Falling Asleep Drunk At The Wheel At Red Light

    Cool Taunton Mom Poses For Legendary Mugshot After Being Arrested For Falling Asleep Drunk At The Wheel At Red Light Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Notorious South Shore Career Criminal Slugrake Is Fresh Out Of Jail And Wants You To Donate To His GoFundMe Because He Needs Cash While He Gets His Next Illegal Enterprise Going

    If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start a GoFundMe. Just sayin’. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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    Taunton Wangsta Ends Up In The Turtleboy Graveyard – Ratchet From Drug Robbery Blames SSTG For All Her Problems – Maybe She Should Blame Her Hoodrat Mom And Sister

    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I had two sources tell me last…

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    Video: Three Taunton Chudcrips Jump Potential Night School Prom Queen After She Tried To Rob Them With Xeroxed Dollahs. 

    It’s time to napalm Taunton. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.    …

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