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Twitter And Facebook Are What Happens When Millennials Become Billionaires And Foolishly Think It’s Their Job To Can Change The World

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Sports

Le’Veon Bell Guaranteeing Win, Talking Shit To Random Boobs On Twitter At Midnight With 1 PM Game Tomorrow Is Why The Steelers Are Gonna Lose To Jacksonville

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Social Justice Warriors

Twitter Egg Tries Shaming Boston PD For Following Turtleboy On Twitter Even Though We’re The Only Media Outlet That Supports The Boston Police

Twitter Egg Tries Shaming Boston PD For Following Turtleboy On Twitter Even Though We’re The Only Media Outlet That Supports…

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Social Justice Warriors

Twitter Just Suspended Us For Sharing Our Blog About Why We Hate The “Hate Has No Home Here Signs”

Twitter Just Suspended Us For Sharing Our Blog About Why We Hate The “Hate Has No Home Here Signs” Want…

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WTF

Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli Is So Irrelevant He’s Getting In Tweet Beef With Turtleboy, Calling Us Racist, And Bragging About Paying Child Support

Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli Is So Irrelevant He’s Getting In Tweet Beef With Turtleboy, Calling Us Racist, And Bragging…

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Nudniks

Pete Abraham “Apologizes” For Calling A Red Sox Fan The KKK Grand Wizard By Saying He Meant To Call Another Guy The Grand Wizard Of The KKK, Gets Destroyed Again On Twitter

Pete Abraham “Apologizes” For Calling A Red Sox Fan The KKK Grand Wizard By Saying He Meant To Call Another…

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All-Star Criminals

Dear Feminists: An Open Letter From SSTurtlegirl To Any Of You Who Bullied Steve Martin About His Tweet Remembering Carrie Fisher

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