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  • Guy In Red Sweater Desperately Wants To Die While Old Northampton Hippie Sings Song At Ware Meeting About Quabbin’s Rattlesnake Island


    Guy In Red Sweater Desperately Wants To Die While Old Northampton Hippie Sings Song At Ware Meeting About Quabbin’s Rattlesnake Island Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Help Us Find This Palmer Junkie Who Robbed A Disabled Vietnam Vet Of His Entire Pension In Series Of Three Horrible Break Ins 


    Alright Turtleriders, we need your help locating a junkie slugrake who robbed a helpless disabled Vietnam veteran of his entire pension. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy


    Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Warren Swamp Maggot Arrested For Home Invasion Of An Elderly Ware Woman Brags About What He’ll Do To Home Invaders On Facebook


    Here’s another winners from the magical land of Warren and Ware. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #10-1


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         What a year…

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    Three Of Ware’s Finest Rob West Springfield CVS Of KY Lube And Vibrators For Wild Night In The 413


    Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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