Hoodrat Heroes

A Ware Lover Story: Pumpwagon Meets Womb Broom, Gets Hooked On Heroin, Robs Dunkins, He Claims She’s A Craigslist Hooker, She Claims He’s A Gay Catfishing Drug Dealer

A Ware Lover Story: Pumpwagon Meets Womb Broom, Gets Hooked On Heroin, Robs Dunkins, He Claims She’s A Craigslist Hooker,…

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All-Star Criminals

Kevin Blackmer Caught On Video Being Tased, Arrested By Ware PD For Drugs Just Months After Prostituting His 16 Year Old Girlfriend On Backpage

Kevin Blackmer Caught On Video Being Tased, Arrested By Ware PD For Drugs Just Months After Prostituting His 16 Year…

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Nudniks

Ware Selectman Wants To Abolish All Welfare And EBT Even Though He Sucks Off The State By Working At RMV And Toll Collector On Mass Pike

Ware Selectman Wants To Abolish All Welfare And EBT Even Though He Sucks Off The State By Working At RMV And…

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Current events

Of Course Recently Released Child Molester Priest Paul Shanley Will Be Living In Ware

Of Course Recently Released Child Molester Priest Paul Shanley Will Be Living In Ware Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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All-Star Criminals

Monson Madame Judge Dreadlocks Delivers Child Prostitute To Ware For Glad-To-Gland Combat With 71 Year Old Chudstuffer

Monson Madame Judge Dreadlocks Delivers Child Prostitute To Ware For Glad-To-Gland Combat With 71 Year Old Chudstuffer Want to advertise…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Kevin Blackmer Is Prostituting His 16 Year Old GF On Backpage And Her Teen Mom Contingency Defends Her Honor While Family Pretends To Be Good Parents

Kevin Blackmer Is Prostituting His 16 Year Old GF On Backpage And Her Teen Mom Contingency Defends Her Honor While…

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Nudniks

Closeted Ware Cross Dresser Kevin Blackmer Is Back With Walmart Shoplifting Arrest And Foul Mouthed GF Who Might Be A 16 Year Old Aspiring Prostitute

Closeted Ware Cross Dresser Kevin Blackmer Is Back With Walmart Shoplifting Arrest And Foul Mouthed GF Who Might Be A 16…

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WTF

Guy In Red Sweater Desperately Wants To Die While Old Northampton Hippie Sings Song At Ware Meeting About Quabbin’s Rattlesnake Island

Guy In Red Sweater Desperately Wants To Die While Old Northampton Hippie Sings Song At Ware Meeting About Quabbin’s Rattlesnake…

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All-Star Criminals

Help Us Find This Palmer Junkie Who Robbed A Disabled Vietnam Vet Of His Entire Pension In Series Of Three Horrible Break Ins 

Alright Turtleriders, we need your help locating a junkie slugrake who robbed a helpless disabled Vietnam veteran of his entire…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy

Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy…

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All-Star Criminals

Warren Swamp Maggot’s Fam Is Mad We Put Him On Blast For Home Invading Elderly Woman At Knifepoint, Girlfriend Is Keepin It 100

If your family member holds an elderly woman at knifepoint in her own home and we publicly humiliate them, you…

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All-Star Criminals

Warren Swamp Maggot Arrested For Home Invasion Of An Elderly Ware Woman Brags About What He’ll Do To Home Invaders On Facebook

Here’s another winners from the magical land of Warren and Ware. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #10-1

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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Current events

Ware Is Getting $800,000 From The State Because They Officially Labeled Themselves A “Slum And Blight Area”

So all you have to do to get $800,000 from the government is suck up your pride and admit that…

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Nudniks

Remember Kevin Blackmer – The Guy From Ware Who Was Happy That 49 Gay People Were Killed In Orlando? It All Makes Sense Now

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WTF

Top 25 Most Legendary Ware Mugshots From Ware PD Facebook Page

  Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to…

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Nudniks

TB Hall Of Shame Inductee: Kevin Blackmer From Ware Is Happy That 49 Gay People Were Killed In Orlando

  Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to…

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All-Star Criminals

Three Of Ware’s Finest Rob West Springfield CVS Of KY Lube And Vibrators For Wild Night In The 413

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle 420 Bone Ride: Paxton, Rutland, Hubbardston, Barre, Oakham, North Brookfield, New Braintree, Hardwick, Ware

Vote for Turtleboy Sports for best local blog 2015 by clicking here.  Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to follow our posts…

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