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All-Star Criminals

Update: Spencer Gutter Swine Crashes Into Two Worcester Police Cruisers On Chandler Street, Gets Arrested After Trying To Run Onto Roof

Uncle Turtleboy / November 29, 2018

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Junior Smokeshow Worcester Cop Is Marrying Rosie O’Donnell Who Will Probably Move To Shrewsbury Instead Of Canada Like She Promised Us

Uncle Turtleboy / October 24, 2018

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Smiles And Sunshine

Worcester Police Are Holding Their Annual 5K Run/Walk On 9/16 And Donating All Proceeds To The Special Olympics This Year, And Y’all Need To Run And/Or Contribute

Uncle Turtleboy / September 3, 2018

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Raunchy Rutland Creampie Who Thinks He’s A “Sovereign Citizen” Refuses To Let Worcester Cops Search Car, Pulls Out Fake AR-15, Finds Out Hard Way Sovereign Citizen Isn’t A Real Thing

Uncle Turtleboy / July 13, 2018

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Turtleboy Investigates

Worcester Rapper Who Stabbed Paul Pierce And Spent Most Of Life In Jail Says His Pit Bull Was Stolen, Thrown From Truck, Hit By Rav-4 On Route 20 In Auburn, Says Cops Won’t Investigate It In Viral Facebook Post That Makes No Sense

Uncle Turtleboy / July 6, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Worcester Renaissance: Hudson Hymenator Who Just Spit Out A Baby Last Month Travels To The Woo To Avenge 16 Year Old Playground Fight, Ends Up Assaulting Cop After Friend Pulled Knife On Him

Uncle Turtleboy / June 28, 2018

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Worcester’s Finest Coke Dealing, Chair Throwing, Account Sharing Deep Fried Crotch Nuggets Defend Shitheads Who Got Punched After Assaulting Cops And Resisting Arrest

Uncle Turtleboy / June 10, 2018

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Worcester Renaissance Continues In Canal District As Mambo Drink Hoodboogers Run From And Harass Cops On Water Street

Uncle Turtleboy / June 2, 2018

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Smiles And Sunshine

Worcester Cop On Horseback Nailing Beerpong Shot At Clark Graduation Party Is The Feel Good Video You Need To See This Weekend

Uncle Turtleboy / May 19, 2018

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Remember Nurse Ratchet Who Just Openly Wished For Worcester Cops To Be Killed? She Claims 2 Hispanics Beat Her With An Umbrella In Chandler Street Dunkins Drive Through But The Cameras Show Nothing And There’s No Witnesses

Uncle Turtleboy / May 3, 2018

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Turtleboy Investigates

Worcester Police Records Division Won’t Release Arrest Report For Portland Cop Zahra Abu From Ja Rule Concert At Palladium, First Female Somali Police Officer In History

Uncle Turtleboy / January 16, 2018

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Worcester/Charlton Crackhos Kidnap, Beat, Burn, And Cage Chick They Think Is An Informant, Pubestached Spencerite Gets Arrested Trying To Buy Crack Off Cop Filling Out Arrest Report

Uncle Turtleboy / October 5, 2017

Worcester/Charlton Crackhos Kidnap, Beat, Burn, And Cage Chick They Think Is An Informant, Pubestached Spencerite Gets Arrested Trying To Buy…

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South African Hoodrat Airs Grievances About Being Shot By Worcester PD On Worcester FB Page, Doesn’t Realize He’s On Wrong Continent

Uncle Turtleboy / September 6, 2017

South African Hoodrat Airs Grievances About Being Shot By Worcester PD On Worcester FB Page, Doesn’t Realize He’s On Wrong…

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Five More Winners Arrested In Brawl Outside Mambo Drink, City And WPD Won’t Mention Mambo Drink Because That Be Racist

Uncle Turtleboy / August 1, 2017

Five More Winners Arrested In Brawl Outside Mambo Drink, City And WPD Won’t Mention Mambo Drink Because That Be Racist…

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Video: WigtasticDrunk Driver On Stafford Street Nearly Hits Several Cars Head On While Driving On Wrong Side Of Road, Gets Out To Confront Turtle Rider Taping It, Claims Power Steering Was Broken

Uncle Turtleboy / July 7, 2017

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All-Star Criminals

We Identified The Jolly Fien Giant The Worcester PD Was Looking For On Their FB Page Within Hours Of Blogging About It

Uncle Turtleboy / June 27, 2017

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Twelve Hours After Crititicizing The Worcester PD Facebook Page For Not Posting Pictures Of Criminals They Post Pictures And Names Of Criminals

Uncle Turtleboy / June 26, 2017

Twelve Hours After Crititicizing The Worcester PD Facebook Page For Not Posting Pictures Of Criminals They Post Pictures And Names…

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Why Is The Worcester Police Facebook Page Trying To Protect Shitheads From Public Shaming?

Uncle Turtleboy / June 26, 2017

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All-Star Criminals

GEDickbag Models His Fupa, Sports Bra, And K-Mart Underpants During Arrest Where He Tries To Fight The Cops On Lincoln Street

Uncle Turtleboy / June 11, 2017

GEDickbag Models His Fupa, Sports Bra, And K-Mart Underpants During Arrest Where He Tries To Fight The Cops On Lincoln Street…

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Man Claiming To Be Anti-Christ/Angel Of The Lord Goes All “Fuck The Police” On Worcester PD Facebook Page, Promises Fire For Those Who Doubt Him

Uncle Turtleboy / June 6, 2017

Man Claiming To Be Anti-Christ/Angel Of The Lord Goes All “Fuck The Police” On Worcester PD Facebook Page, Promises Fire…

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