Taunton Spankenstein Arrested For Assaulting Cops With Knife During Antifa Protest Says A Nazi Pepper Sprayed Him While He Was Singing Peace Songs And Playing Bongo Drums With BLM
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Now that the Boston Police have released the names of all 33 assholes they arrested protesting against free speech, we’re gonna start highlighting some of our favorites. We’re so passionate about this topic because it directly affects what we do for a living. We wake up every day and exercise the right to free speech and free press. This is how we feed our families. So when we see it threatened, we defend the shit out of it. Because without free speech this country is nothing.
And the problem lately is that people like Marty Walsh think they get to arbitrarily decide what speech is hateful and what is just something they disagree with. If you can’t see the dangers in that, then you’re a stupid person. There’s no other way around it. I hope our blogs offend you, because you deserve to be offended. You deserve to be hurt. You’re a weak, terrible human being who can be broken by words.
With that said, check out this chud from Taunton:
As you can see, Spankenstein’s face comes with it’s own door knocker attached to his nose, and you could play a game of beerpong using only his ears. Here’s what he was arrested for:
Shaun Petty, 33, TAUNTON, Assault & Battery by Means of Dangerous Weapon (Knife), Assault & Battery on a Police Officer and Resisting Arrest.
Nice. Real nice. Attacking a cop and resisting arrest while carrying a knife. These are your “peaceful protesters.” Lots of peaceful protesters come to peaceful marches armed with knives.
But according to him and his sister April, he dindu nuffin:
So just to review, here’s what happened according to him:
- A bunch of Nazis showed up in Boston at a rally against them, but they had left
- Shaun Pettey then began to march with black lives matter protesters in the streets who were of course banging on bongo drums and singing about “peace”
- Then all of a sudden a lone Nazi showed up and started pepper spraying this mob of BLM assholes who were too busy singing songs about peace and playing their bongo drums to notice him at first. Shaun Pettey was hit.
- When the pepper spray wore off it was too late – 10 cops (someone counted) were on top of him, punching and kicking away
- One of the cops tried to break his arm, but he was too strong and broke away from him
- It was at this point that he was bashed in the head and began to bleed
- As he languished in prison the BLM protesters he just met showed up with the $5K to bail his ass out
- The cops are liars and the news is against him
I thought he was kidding at first, but it turns out he’s all too serious. He wants to believe this. And they did:
These are obviously VERY smart people. I mean, what part of this story wasn’t believable? A lone Nazi wanders into a crowd of 40,000 people who are there to oppose him, and he maces them all while they’re playing bongo drums and singing peace songs. Oh yea, that definitely happened. Definitely.
Seriously, I figured this was satire at first. He didn’t even attempt to make the story sound slightly believable. But nevertheless he found an audience to believe it, starting with his sister:
You think that chick is gonna be “fooled by the media?” Think again. She watches CSI. She knows what’s up.
Doreen Pettey wasn’t gonna hoodwinked either:
And obviously you can see from the spectacles that this cheesehog isn’t gonna let the cops take out their frustrations on her knife wielding, juiced up, pin cushion of a relative.
Anthony James Louro says that the cops are targeting a lot of the “wrong people” lately. And quite frankly, I believe him. After all, he remembered 9/11:
And I totally forgot about that shit!! So clearly his instincts are superior to mine.
Teo Raposo believes that incidents like this are the reason people hate the cops, and was relieved to see this bongo playing hipster was bailed out by BLM. And as you can see, she means business!!
You can smell the discarded Keno tickets and Parliament Lights from here.
The sad part is that these people aren’t some fringe element. These are the idiots Marty Walsh encouraged to come to Boston to protest an imaginary bogeyman that wasn’t coming in the first place. These are your peaceful protesters.
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