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Michael Keegan, welcome to the Turtleboy Graveyard.
This would be my third burial since starting this job and I got drunk to celebrate. Bye Fequeefa.
If you need to catch up on this dumpster fire of a story you can read all about it here:
Now we just need to get the rest of these little shits behind bars. Kyle Crotty already has an existing warrant he needs to go away on and Damon Davis is just wandering the streets acting like he owns the place. If you see them call the Taunton Police at 508-824-7522
Now, we’ve all seen The Wire. If you haven’t you need to get on that shit now. It’s the best show ever to grace the television. We know the fake money game from Season One when Bubbles and Johnny do the same thing to the Barksdale crew in the pit. For reference:
Burning real drug dealers gets your ass beat. It sure as fuck doesn’t result in a Facebook war, a xanex-induced apology, and some little ratchet named Ana Galarza thinking she’s famous because of it. She’s a stage ten Hoodsie.
Only in Taunton.
In modern English this translates to
“These people robbed me because I’m a drug dealer. If you’re calling me out we can meet. I took my beating because that’s just how it goes when you rob someone for drugs. If you keep talking I’m going to fight again.”
I included him, not because he’s important, but because these are what all the bitch-ass kids in Taunton are like. Pimple-faced white kids who think they’re hard. Sweet picture with your Mom, Neil. Does she know that you’re dropping racial epithets in the middle of drug feud? What a pussy.
Anyways, Ana and Heaven’s mom Chanda Medeiros hangs out with her kids at 11 Everett St in Taunton. That’s a place which is KNOWN for how many heroin ODs get responded to there. How do we know that?
Awe. Maybe if your mom wasn’t so busy looking for her next hog to ride, making babies she can’t take care of, and letting her older ones run around like a bunch of prepubescent crackheads, she wouldn’t be having these issues with DCF.
What kind of a mother has kids running the streets, passing off fake money for drugs, getting their ass beat? One who wants to better Taunton. Give me a break you sloven sausage-casing. Of course you have five kids and lost custody of them! You’re too busy making the city think you’re a good human while your eldest is spitting on police and buying drugs. It’s easier to get their names tattooed on your arm than actually raise them!
Well, seems Kyle Crotty’s mom had to make it known that she was in no way responsible for her son’s actions. Only, she is. She’s an obvious alcoholic and sources say she kicked her son out of the house and let him fend for himself. This cheddar swine spun it to make it sound like he’s a runway. Brett, savage as usual, brought the house down on her. She, and his father Brian, are entirely to blame why this kid isn’t in school, has warrants out of him, and is attacking people during botched drug deals. This woman should be strung up by her feet and forced to wear a sign about what a shitty parent is while people throw tomatoes at her.
Again, it’s time to blow up Taunton and let nature grow over it. I can’t wait until we get the rest of these kids and parents in front of a judge. The are everything that is wrong with this world.