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    Tee Marie, The Fall River Tranny From Hell, Falsely Accuses Two Nail Salons Of Denying Services Because S(he) Dresses Like A Woman But Has A Bologna Baton

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    Welcome to the land of make believe where people can invent amazing fairy tales about being denied services because of being transgender. Let me introduce you to Tee Marie, also known as Tee Lamour, Providence’s very own Drag Drama Queen.

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    She, or he? Whatever… Is everything you would ever hope for in your wildest of dreams. The perfect “I’m so fucking surprised” eyebrow look coupled with the glued on weave that left track marks on her forehead; this is a site to be seen.

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    Well, I’m sure many things have been inserted into those cheeks, what’s a mini flag pole going to do at this point? I’m sure when it was removed it was smeared with broken dreams and microscopic fecal matter only a very desperate fly could detect.

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    Wow… Fall River’s very own Christina Aguilera in the flesh! How did she pull off those faux tits? I mean really. Did she push her man chest together, duct tape them, and then throw on the smallest corset she could find? Once that thing gets untied all you’re in for is a man chest adorned with tiny nickle sized nipples and stray hairs coming out of the areola. Nothing to see here.

    If you’re interested in seeing her in action performing in Providence, take a look at her Youtube page by clicking here.

    On to the story! According to Tee Lamour (I will refer to Tee as a she throughout this article to avoid confusion) she wanted to get her nails did in Fall River today. Unfortunately, it didn’t turn out the way she hoped.

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    Stop right there! So Tee Marie walks into TWO nails salons in Fall River and BOTH salons refused her services based on her gender? We are talking about Fall River here… FALL RIVER! This is the place that should have a slogan, “Where people come to Overdose” written on the “Entering Fall River” sign. The streets are littered with nips, needles, and Newport 100 butts. If you stand in one place long enough you will either be robbed or asked if you’re interested in a toothless blow job that only the best of junkies could perform; me love you long time. Yet, we are all expected to be fooled by this story? So, KT Nails and Previous nails are both run by Asian women. Yeah, Asian women pretty much aren’t scared or intimidated by anything.

    So how did it go down? Did she walk into TWO nails salons and they said, “Leave we don’t do nails for transgender people” because if so, then clearly, she was mistreated. Naaaaaaah… That’s not how it happened. Here is her story fairy tale:

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    I am NOT surprised that an Asian woman said “No” a bunch of times without an explanation, especially at a salon located in Fall River. If you get your nails done enough, which I do, you come to realize that this is just their nature. They speak with a strong tone of voice. They are not trying to be rude. I doubt that in front of other customers she only said, “NO” and said it multiple times, though. I’m sure she turned her down politely, but Tee Marie just needed to know why, as if anyone owes her an explanation. Notice she never mentions that the woman from KT nails turned her down based on gender, that is just her assumption because she wasn’t given a clear reason as to why she was being turned down.

    At salon number two, she walked in and waited a full blown (gasp) 5 minutes before being greeted and they told Tee that they were “fully booked” which makes sense seeing as how she had to wait more than a few seconds for a response. Her assumption that two employees were just cleaning stations means absolutely nothing. Not every employee is licensed to do nails at a salon, some are just there to clean, or do eyebrows, ect. Some may even be family members who come along for the ride. I love how she also says everyone was giving her dirty looks. Does Tee think she is the most weird/odd person to ever walk through that door? I’m almost positive they see way worse than a transgender person looking for a full set of nails. It’s FALL RIVER!

    Here is a woman who chimes in, which kind of refutes the theory that Tee was turned down for having a meat popsicle.

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    I am in no way bashing transgender people. I have nothing against their lifestyle because it doesn’t have any bearing on my life. I am not directly involved in their choices, thus, I could careless about what they do. However, I am against ANY person making up a story about blatant mistreatment due to being a transgender. This cry wolf shit has to stop. People like Tee Marie ruin it for the very small percentage of people who have true stories to tell. She assumes that she was denied services based off of her transgender status. There was, even by her own words, no clear proof that this is why she was turned away. It’s as if she has a deep rooted insecurity about her own choices because she truly believes her own theory. It’s a shame that anyone can say anything and it’s taken for face value. Let’s take a look at some of the weak minded, “I want to believe anything you say just so I can support you and be one of the good ones” responses.

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    No Amy, I have never had an Asian woman yell “NO” at me when I walk in to get my nails done. However, neither has Tee Marie. This is a fairy tale, not a true story. This is a person who is still very insecure about her gender identity so assumes people are being rude to her for that reason. Maybe it’s her attitude and not the fact that she still has a mushroom shaped yogurt slinger. I tell you right now, I’m a woman, and if I had a dick I would never leave my house. There would be nothing more productive than just sitting home, dick in hand, remote in the other… I would Al Bundy it all day.

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    Here are some more gullible snowflakes:

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    Lies. You never went there to begin with, but tell us more about how they are going to miss your  business.

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    Danielle, it is unbelievable and that’s because it didn’t happen.

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    Steve. Is. The. Man. *Slow Clap* and this sets the precedent for more people to offer the same type of input that is, in my opinion, refreshing.

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    These are people who use their brains and don’t follow the herd. These are people who use logic and don’t rely on false narrative to turn them into a soft and gentle snowflake.

    The most annoying comment out of every comment in this post has to be this one:

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    Sweet Baby Jesus… Are we being SERIOUS here? There is NO PROOF AT ALL…………AT ALL of discrimination! This is why people HATE you damn SJW types! You are so quick to jump the damn gun and report, report, report! Even Tee Marie’s story does not add up and she did not hear one word out of any persons mouth about her being transgender. It was all her insecurity and imagination. Which brings me to her story on Facebook:

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    All I get out of her post is that she has had many years of confusion and making several life choices that didn’t make sense to her up until recently and she still seems very confused. I enjoyed the part where her mom had to make sure she was treating her child like a victim of society. Tee Marie, you made this conscious choice to be who you are, not everyone has to agree with it. They shouldn’t treat you  badly, but don’t expect people to accept it just because your family does. Don’t expect people to go above and beyond for you just to prove they have nothing against transgender people. It’s annoying and quite frankly exhausting. No need to shove it in everyone’s face. Why don’t you just live your life like you normally would and stop putting a title on every aspect of your life. Seems to me you have probably spent more time wondering about how others feel about you and not enough time accepting who you are. You preach confidence and having the ability not to care what others think, yet live your daily life making assumptions about people’s thoughts when it comes your transgender status.

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    False stories of discrimination won’t change anyone’s mind about your choices. Your false story isn’t going to get you sympathy from people who ordinarily wouldn’t agree with your lifestyle. It does nothing to prevent discrimination. It causes two small businesses to be viewed as discriminatory, and that’s just plain wrong. You can be a Drag Queen, Transgender, Transvestite, a Flamboyant bottom gay, but please don’t be a fucking sympathy seeking liar. You said you started therapy at seven years old, maybe you need to go back. Love who you are regardless because strangers do not HAVE to love or accept you, no matter how much you try to force yourself on others, that’s not how life works. Live with your choice, love your choice, and move on. Stop your cry baby bullshit.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Bringbackbusgatedays


      I can’t believe fiesty writes for tb now.

      1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


        I can’t believe how good your tears taste.

        1. worst writer for TB


          i cant believe you have to comment on everything to defend your shitty blog post.

          this is hate speech at best..
          the few posts ive seen from her are trash. like not even a hint of funny or hot take

          now insert your “witty/dontcare/umadbro” comeback below, it must be boring not arguing with bob

          1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


            Um… I always talk shit to people even when it’s not on my article. Are you new here??

            1. "im not old or fat"


              um
              ive been here since before you ruined the comment section with your awesome holier than thou bullshit.. hence the bring back bus gate days. just crazy that TB thinks youre worthy

              don’t you have a vendetta against losapio to stew over like a bitter betty?

            2. Fiesty Turtle Lady


              Shhh… So send a complaint over to TB or whatever you hurt little pussy people do when you’re offended.

              xoxo

    2. FallRiverMayhem


      What a garbage, pathetic, and sad excuse of a post to a site to just update it. Who gives a fuck if someone is venting on Facebook about a life event that happened to them. You really need to go out of your way to screenshot, edit, save someone’s vent onto another site and critic it as if YOU even were there? Unless you were and somehow have a connect with these nail salons and are just trying to cover their transphobic asses.

      1. FallRiverMayhem


        Ps. I really hope Tee sues this website for Online Defamation.

        1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


          Wait in line like the rest of them.

      2. Tyrone


        I think …well ima keep my fingers shut for now ..

    3. JoshuaJames


      Lmao, this dumb bitch trying to put my girl on blast. Lmao the turtle lady stuck in her shell with her rotten pussy in a bunch because my girl is sexier than her blue waffle. Not to mention using an android . Why do you have so much time to go out of your way to type your jealousy?! Lmao

      1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


        You top or bottom?

        1. JoshuaJames


          im married and not into fat chicks with no necks.

    4. Tyrone


      Whoever wrote this…jealous much?

      1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


        Yes. I have always wished to be confused about my identity and sexual desires. Super jealous.

    5. Bob Vila


      I got some nails for ya buddy – 16 penny. And a nail gun too. Happy to do a full set on ya – I’ll put the last two right in your eyes to put you out of your misery you ugly load that should have been swallowed.

    6. peanut


      based on statistics, she (he / whatever gender flavor of the week gives the most victimhood points) will windup committing suicide because of a runaway, untreated mental disorder. tee sounds insufferably narcissistic, and narcissism combined with the struggle of gender dysphoria (gender fluid is not a thing, there is XX, XY or the tiniest of tiny fractions of mutated chromosome sets) is often characterized by extreme drug abuse and a desperation for the approval of others.

      unfortunately, fabricating hate crimes on facebook is always a good faux sympathy grabber, and if they can destroy a business or a person at the same time then that just adds a veneer of vindication to their phony hate crime.

      narcissists don’t care about being honest or fair because the only thing that matters is their self-importance. i don’t believe the events happened as tee described, however i do believe that she will see discrimination anytime tee doesn’t get tee’s way. tee won’t care how badly these businesses are hurt because chances are what matters most to tee is knowing how much her facebook friends care (likes are a genuine display of affection obv)

    7. Cocomom


      This tale of woe has zero to do with insecurity and everything to do with victimhood. It’s what SJWs do.. Everyone gets a label but only certain groups get “protected status.” Look at them cross eyed, you’re a ***phobe (fill in the blank.) Piss them off & you’re a bigot/hater. They’re all victims & usually the big, bad bully responsible for all this imaginary pain & oppression are straight, white men. This time the Asian nail ladies are in the cross hairs. Naturally, another SJW arrived with the predictable MCAD complaint form. It’s an integral part of the game.

    8. Whew


      Angry much?

    9. Rissa


      Are you fucking kidding me? I use to love turtleboys but this is the stupidest, most narcissistic post I’ve seen. Tee is a wonderful person who doesn’t bother anyone. But you’re a licensed therapist and have a PhD in bullshit so you know so much about what goes through Tee’s head. After you finished writing this Im sure you went and flicked your bean to her pictures though. She wants attention but you just went through her wall, took screenshots, pictures etc. Just to put together this cheesy (not funny or clever) article for what?…likes. YOU need the approval of absolute strangers. So maybe get a hobby and stop cyberbullying strangers because you feel that bad about yourself; Go lose your virginity, get a job maybe.

      1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


        No way I could flick my bean to Tee Marie. I would have no way of deciding if I was having an orgasm to a man or woman. My mind would be too preoccupied with whether I am imagining a set of hairy balls or a vagina.

    10. Rissa


      Take this article down before you get sued again. Because if Tee doesn’t, I will for giving me brain damage after reading this article

      1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


        You know what else causes brain damage? Hardcore oral. Lack of proper breathing caused damage to your tiny brain, Rissa. Your mouth was full but you still have nostrils, use them.

      2. Turd Burglestein


        Rissa, I think you’d be hard pressed to prove that your brain damage wasn’t a pre-existing condition…and proving you even have a brain would be even more difficult.

    11. MG


      Atypical, narsasistic attention needing POS. When there isn’t a show in some nasty dive he will mammals shit up for attention. See he’s just sad and pathetic and has nothing of any value to bring to the world. His entire rant was only about him. Not that something wrong had been done on its own merit just how this pack of lies hurt his feelings. If he’s so concerned about “injustice” more of these rantings would have had details of these incidents. As for the he/she thing: you got a penis you are a male, him, he. Got a vagina then she, etc. I’d love to I’d as a Vanderbilt or Morgan and down my life in one of the castles in RI. Just because I identify with something doesn’t make it mine. Grow up, go away and stay there your talentless hack, you are clearly in need of something and attention is not it.

    12. Lola Bunny


      I was expecting some proof that she in fact wasn’t discriminated against. Maybe calls to the nail salons to get their interpretation? Instead we got nothing but assumptions from both sides. Then you have “Bob Vila” in the comments wanting to kill this person, yet it’s such a stretch to imagine she got discriminated against?

      1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


        Did you read the article? She explains it herself. Not one mention of being discriminated against for being transgendered. It was based off her assumptions.

        You don’t get your nails done often if you think I’m going to reach anyone at an asian nail salon for questions regarding a blog lol… They yell at everyone equally!

        I’m sorry you wanted me to do hardcore reporting and talk to Yen Lee about some nobody she probably doesn’t even remember.

        Thanks for reading!

    13. Wtf


      Maybe he/she can join the clams in a dicimation of chachter suit. Since all their dirty panties seemed to be in a big mother fucking knot.

    14. mystressovmayhem


      Awe come on turtleboy you know if this thing didn’t put this out there, HE wouldn’t get the attention HE so desperately craves. (As long HE’S got two balls, a bat, and a helmet, HE’S playing in the boys league son)!
      Anyway Betty Boop’s Trans alter ego clearly is insecure with yet another choice, and both HE and HIS fruitcake trans lover buddies are just trying to push HIS slim jim down others throats. No one HAS to accept these people period!
      My opinion is: HE wants to play rumpshaker in a dress, slap on plastic parts, more power to him. But HE fools no one! And at the end of the day, the M.E. is still going to see a dude.

    15. Fred Flintstone


      “I look fucking cool” – the video is kinda scary but that’s just me. “I tell you right now, I’m a woman, and if I had a dick I would never leave my house. There would be nothing more productive than just sitting home, dick in hand, remote in the other… I would Al Bundy it all day.”

      That ^^^^ is some seriously funny stuff right there. I needed Glass Plus to wipe the spit off my laptop screen after I bursted out in laughter. I’m not getting the criticisms. Come-on with that already. I think this was brilliantly presented and very much a thing these days for real unless you don’t read or watch the news. Nice job FTL. 😉

    16. Pete


      Your entire basis of attacking her is null, because this entire point of your article is for attention. And you’re getting it. So don’t base your hateful attack on her ranting for “attention”, while you do the exact same thing. (She’s also an Internet personality, so it’s her job to get attention. At the end of the day, all this article is doing is giving it to her, haha.)

      Let’s get down to the root of the problem. You don’t like trans people. For whatever reason, trans folks make you uncomfortable. Not sure why other people living their lives affects you so heavily, but there’s a decent chance it’s because you’ve got some gaping insecurity with your own life that leads you to think that you’re justified in slandering someone, so by attacking them publiclyX you might feel a bit better about yourself.

      Well, here’s the deal. You’re entitled to your disgusting opinions, but at the end of the day you have to live with yourself knowing that you’re a miserable, hateful human who has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETTER to do than to defame people you don’t know on the internet. All for what, because she’s trans? And talks about trans issues? SHOCKER!

      But, you don’t have the right to write something like this about someone you dont know. Not only is this illegal, it’s immoral. Maybe when you’ve cooled off, you’ll realize that Tee is a human just like yourself, and your attack on her is personal. You should delete this before you suffer legal consequences.

      Have you gotten what you wanted yet? Do you finally feel better about your pathetic sense of self by putting down another human being? You’re sick. The thought of you breeding and raising likeminded children in this world makes me want to vomit. Tee puts nothing but love and laughs on her page and you spend your time slandering people you never even took the time to get to know.

      Also, why is every comment about her genitalia? Since when do straight people care so much about what’s going on in a strangers pants? Why is everything about penises and vaginas for you people? It’s none of your business and I think it’s weird that it’s all you can talk about. Y’all need help.

      1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


        Cliff Notes.

    17. Troll


      Lmao who the fuck takes the time to do this. Should probably look into seeing a psychologist, something tragic must have happened to your life along the lines, lol

    18. IDGAF


      Awesome article. I’m so sick of society normalizing this shit. Ya a transgender can do what he or she chooses, but it doesn’t mean I have to support it. Nor will I. I view this as mental illness. When you wanna change your genitals and hormones that’s a damn mental illness. In fact the suicide rates for transgenders are so high hmmm MAYBE because insteadof these fucked up doctors going along with these gender reassignment surgeries they SHOULD be prescribing them some psychotropic meds. I’m entitled to my beliefs like anyone else.

    19. Xander


      All I see is pure ignorance here. Just because you’re transphobic and full of hatred means you have to spread more hate in 6th world? Lol you’re honestly pathetic. Oh and stop stalking this woman it’s creepy

    20. MakeFartsGreatAgain


      And now I remembered​ why I stopped reading this blog…It’s full of hate (regardless of views), nonsense topics, and is loosing the true meaning of being a turtle rider. Now this blog is filled with over the top racism, bigotry, and uncovering nothing. And fiesta lawyer lady was the worst…The fact her self esteem is so low (evident to her response to every criticism comment) makes me loose so much respect for what this blog used to be. And no, I’m not a liberal or a snowflake, but this shit is over the top looking for material from a controversial topic (trans people) and making it a big deal …

      Tho…all the fallacies within this post…

      1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


        My self-esteem isn’t as low as your IQ. Your seconds away from being full blown mentally challenged and drinking your own piss filled bath water.

        This is my style, I talk shit back to people. I have done it WAY before I ever wrote a blog for TBS. I don’t do it because their posts have upset me, I do it because it upsets them. I don’t care what people who know me personally think about me, strangers are at the bottom of my barrel.

        P.S. Love how you say you stopped reading this blog but here you are!! So cute! Stay as long as you want, “Looser”

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