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A few people have messaged us about Old Balls latest blog, published on Telegram.com, entitled, “WWWD: What Would Whitey Do.” Unfortunately it has been taken down by the Telegram because it was too offensive. It’s their when you look for it on Google:
But you get a 404 error when you click on it, which means the Telegram got a shitload of complaints and took it down. Do you realize what it takes for the Telegram to take a column down? I mean, they’re nothing but page view whores who keep Old Balls around because he gets clicks. Same shit with Spanky McFarlane. But Clive has written some really offensive garbage and they’ve kept that up. Meanwhile this is probably the thousandth time the Telegram has pulled down an Old Balls column because it’s too fucked up and ridiculous, yet they continue to profit off of his old man insanity and delusion.
LOL. But please, tell me more about how the Telegram is a legitimate form of journalism, intern Katie Severance.
Anyway, we Google cached it and found the content, because nothing on the Internet ever really goes away. We didn’t even wanna write about him at first, because Old Balls literally gets off on the Turtle. He needs Turtleboy way more than we need him. He literally writes about Turtleboy in every blog he publishes because this old man has reptile on the brain worse than anyone we’ve ever seen. But his column was just so insane we had to share some of the highlights from everyone’s favorite old white guy from Sutton:
“Black people need to stop making fruitless protest marches and carrying signs. They should forget about vigils and forgiveness and stop confronting cops who are wearing body armor and armed with tanks and automatic weapons. They shouldn’t burn down businesses in the black neighborhood, and they should stop shooting each other over drug deals gone bad. If they’re going to shoot and burn, they should direct their fire(s) elsewhere.”
LOL. A white guy from Sutton is telling black people to burn down white businesses and start shooting white people and cops, instead of burning down black owned businesses and shooting each other. And the Telegram published it. Seems about right.
“What would whitey do? Black people aren’t violent enough, and they’re not nearly as vindictive as whites.”
Great point Old Balls. Black people aren’t nearly violent enough. That seems like a perfectly normal, sane thing for a human being to write down in 2016. The best part is that an editor at the Telegram saw this and hit the publish button anyway, just to see how riled up they could get people. But remember, it’s legitimate journalism if it’s published in the Telegram. Telling black people that they’re not violent enough, and stereotyping all white people as “too vindictive” is a sign that you are reading from a credible news outlet.
“What would Italians do if their unarmed sons were gunned down by police? This question was asked to a bunch of baby-boomer Italians in a coffee shop recently. They looked at each other and laughed, then shook their heads. No words were necessary. The message was clear.”
LOL, first of all, this obviously never happened. But I wish it did. Because the thought of Old Balls going up to a bunch of old Italian guys at the coffee shop, with his orange hair and jack-o-lantern teeth, crazy talking about cops killing Italian kids, is definitely something I’d wanna be in the room for. The only thing he left out of this tall tale was the part where all the old Italian guys walked out of the coffee shop laughing their asses off.
“If Black people want justice they have to make the police, the prosecutors, and the politicians fear them. They need to make wealthy and influential white people afraid and hope that group demands justice for them as a means of self-preservation. They have to understand that white people, regardless of their political affiliation, don’t believe that Black Lives Matter. If they did, things would not be the way they are.”
Wait a minute. Did he just call for black people to use terrorism in order to make the cops, prosecutors, politicians, and white people in general, “fear them?” Is he really writing this stuff or is Joyce McNickles just using her obviously mentally unstable geriatric boy toy as a pen name? Because clearly anyone who read this can see that the Telegram and Gazette is allowing their bloggers to rally black people into killing cops, prosecutors, and politicians. I just feel like this is right up Joyce McNickles’ alley and she’s hiding behind her husband’s pen name because everyone will just brush it off as crazy Old Balls being crazy Old Balls.
He then closes by quoting a comment on a NYT article (without giving proper credit of course)
“I keep thinking what Malcolm X would have said and done were he alive today. No doubt he would have said and done what whitey would have said and done—no more, no less.”
Imagine the Telegram and Gazette ever published a blog that used the terms “blackie” or “darkie.” It would be World War 3. But apparently you can write “whitey” in your Goddamn headline, and no one at the Telegram and Gazette will bat an eye.
A bunch of people emailed GateHouse Media and the Telegram directly and they must’ve read it and realized what a bad look it was for them. But yet they continue to profit off of his lunacy by running ads on his blogs. It’s not the first time an Old Balls column got pulled and it certainly won’t be the last. But calling for black people to use violence towards all white people, cops, prosecutors, and politicians? That’s nuts even for him.
So basically what the Telegram and Gazette is doing here is using a sick, sick man for their own profit. And as Old Balls continues to get older, one can only assume it will get worse. So I guess my question is, how dumb does Katie Severance feel now?
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