The Celtics Made This Sad Boy Cry By Murdering The Warriors Last Night, And It Was Awesome
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In case you missed it last night the Celtics went into Golden State last night to play the best team in the NBA, (99-86) and they not only beat them on their own floor for the second year in a row – they mercied them with a 15-0 run in the 4th quarter.
— Leading Sports Media (@LeadingSports_) March 9, 2017
.@celtics use 15-0 run to stun Warriors in Oakland 99-86
— NBA.com (@NBAcom) March 9, 2017
Best part of the game was the final minute when you saw this poor little kid being consoled by his father because the Celtics were so vicious and cruel to his flashy, high powered dream team:
It’s OK kid. You could’ve been born in Buffalo.
Do I feel bad for this kid? Nope. First of all, he’s a kid sitting in the front row behind the Warriors bench. I’ll never feel bad for a child who gets better tickets than I can get. Secondly, he needed to see this. He’s been growing up thinking that the Golden State Warriors are the pinnacle franchise in the NBA. They’re not. No one cared about the Warriors until three years ago.
Meanwhile, he probably thinks the Celtics are just another team that comes into Oracle Arena and gets pushed around by a team that blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals. If it’s not the Spurs or Cavs, it might as well be the Washington Generals to him. He’s probably never heard of Larry Bird or Paul Pierce or Bill Russell, and simply did not see this one coming.
Now he knows. And he’s a better person for it.
I know people doubt this team because they’ve struggled a little lately and they’ve never won a playoff series with this group of players, and they beat this team on the road last year and it didn’t end up mattering. But this year is different. We’re going to the NBA Finals. I have no idea why. I just know it’s gonna happen. Not sure if we’re gonna win the whole thing yet. Haven’t made up my mind. But Isaiah Thomas is a bad, bad man, who is gonna force Tony Masserotti and Mike Felger to finally shut the fuck up about how you can’t build a team around him. Can’t wait to see some sad little child in Cleveland crying after Bron-Bron goes down in the Eastern Conference Finals. It’s gonna be awesome.
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