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The Family That Nods, Bobs, And Robs Together, Stays Together – Meet the DiBartolomeos

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The other day, we had ratchetry foist upon us the likes of which we’ve hardly seen out of the North Shore. Revere is a hotbed of activity this week, and we’re learning more and more about some of the creatures featured in our “Meet The Ratchets” blog the other day. Click and catch up here.

We’ve come to know her as The Pink Pangolin, AKA Shannon DiBartolomeo, the successor in the Revere Lesbo ratchet fight against Herpesaurus Hoodratchetus, AKA Dee Marino. I stupidly assumed, based on what I


see, that Shannon was about a 6 on the ratchet meter.


Hi Shannon!

Immediately, my inbox blew the fuck up. Nope, I was wrong, I fully admit it. Shannon is as ratchet as they come, and we’ve learned that the crabapple doesn’t fall from the tree. Mama Jill is just as fucking stank and it’s honestly HILARIOUS.

So, someone tipped these velociratchets off that we had blogged about them, and instead of coming to defend their honor, Shannon decided to post it on her own wall. Of course, it’s public, and of course, we saw it.


  1. You didn’t *just* have a baby, you had it in June. That’s 10 months ago. Not that I’m body shaming a mother, but, you’re still fluffy af, bitch.
  2. No one said you were a lesbian, or part of a lesbian love triangle. We clarified that in Part 2 – you might wanna read it.
  3. We did get it right, we don’t lie, and everyone knows Turtleboy is the only real news in New England.
  4. Dee’s a hermaphrodite? Thanks for that one! We’ll put that away for future blogging reference.

So, the comments go on for a bit here


Now we know why they were throwin’ hands! Dee was running her flappy gums.


Here we have these bleeding heart bitches, Barbara Walters and Pam Martin (hate you two Nosy Nellies, mind your damn business!) telling Shannon to reach out to Deskie to get the blog taken down. Mama Jill is already on it.


Another day, another lawsuit. Paging Dick N. Vulva!


Unfortunately, the Facebook machine wasn’t cooperating and Abi was stuck in the can right up until quitting time, so we weren’t able to get the blog removal form sent. Bummer. Don’t know what we pay you for, Abi!

As you can see, the DiBartolomeo family had a tragedy last year, therefore, it’s cruel of us to blog about her ratchetastic crotch fruit. Got it. I’m not really sure what else she’s trying to say, something about having someone else’s daughter? God forbid. You did enough to your own, lady, don’t ruin someone else’s too.

A little while later, we checked back in to the post on Shannon’s wall to see if anything had transpired. And of course it did, because #revere


Now we’ve got the name of the videographer. I was wrong there, too. Her name is Nicole D’Addario and she is best friends with Dee. She’s fairly normal, though, aside from hanging out with doped out, zombie bulldykes and encouraging them to brawl on Methadone Mile. And what’s that? We got Mama Jillybean jumping in, letting Nicole know she’s a fucking cunt, and wondering how the hell she got to commenting on an open, public post. (Duh)

Anyway, we learned a LOT about Shannon in the last 24 hours. Probably more than anyone would want to know. Here’s the quick rundown. Shannon has a daughter that she does not have custody of that lives in Florida with her paternal grandmother.  According to a source, up until this past August, it had supposedly been years since she saw the girl. She looks to be about 5-6 years old. Shannon had another child with a man named Joseph Quinn in late June 2016. According to a source, the baby was born addicted to methadone and benzos. What a great start to life, huh? To substantiate this claim, we took to Shannon’s FB page and lo and behold


July 9, 2016 – 2ish weeks after her kid is born. She bumps into SJW Crusader Marty Walsh at CVS near Boston Medical Center where she says her son is a patient. This coincides with all the information we received from the source, so, have to believe it to be true.

Next, we learned that shortly after this, Shannon was banned from the PICU at BMC for nodding off too much in a drug-induced stupor while visiting her son. The source says she bumped into the new baby’s paternal grandmother while there, and, grandma indicated that she now had custody of the baby. The baby isn’t discharged from the hospital til on or around July 29, 2016 – a full


after birth. That’s how long it took him to detox from the shit his mother was pouring into his tiny body. Shannon, you are fucking despicable.

Couple of things substantiate this:



The baby is at the baby daddy’s house with grandma, and Shannon is not allowed there because she’s a junkbox skagbag and no baby should have to endure that – at least someone seems to have an ounce of sense in all this mess. We’re told that Shannon rents rooms from randos and has her friends on the lookout for new places to stiff every so often.


Of course you’ve got no voucher you dimwitted dingleberry, you don’t have custody of any of your crotch fruit!

It’s not like this is


Shannon’s fault, though. She didn’t have the best role model for a mother. Jill DiBartolomeo is another scumbucket skagbag, and probably a junkie right along with her kids given the way she types and her inability to string together a cohesive sentence.


Looks like one, too.

Check this out:

Via Boston.com:

“ March 18, 2014: A mother and her adult son were charged with stealing baby formula from a CVS in East Boston, authorities said.

Jill Dibartolomeo, 52, of Peabody, pleaded not guilty in East Boston Municipal Court on Tuesday to a charge of larceny over $250, a spokeswoman for the Suffolk district attorney’s office said. Her son, Shawn Dibartolomeo, 25, of Peabody, also pleaded not guilty to charges of shoplifting $200 and over and possession of Class B drugs.

Both mother and son were released on their own recognizance. They were ordered to stay away from the CVS, said spokeswoman Renee Nadeau Algarin.

The pair are to return to court April 24, said Algarin.

Police responded to a call about a larceny at about 4:35 p.m. on Monday at the CVS pharmacy on Saratoga Street. When police arrived, employees told them that a woman wearing a yellow sweatshirt with a hood had fled in a black Ford Explorer, police said.

Officers saw the Explorer stuck in traffic on the Saratoga Street bridge. They stopped the car and found the suspect and a man in the back seat, who was later identified as her son, police said. He was trying to conceal cans of baby formula by putting them in a computer bag, police said.

The officers said they also saw a yellow sweatshirt beside him. Police seized the sweatshirt, baby formula, and suspected drugs from the car.”

Sticky fingers run in the family, apparently. As you may recall, Shannon’s also been arrested for boosting shit. This adult son the article refers to is the same son who OD’d and died a year later in March 2015. He got popped for possession of Class B drugs, which, we all know includes things like opiates in pill form. Considering all the info we have, we’re pretty sure he got popped with OCs.



of course

he would


Flat brimmed Bulls cap says so.

The most infuriating part of this is

his mother was with him and complicit in fucking shoplifting with him and his pill possession, then, two years later after he’s dead and buried, she wants to play the fucking POOR ME card while messaging us.

OH HELL THE FUCK NO, grandma. YOU are just as responsible for his death as he is and don’t you dare use it to garner sympathy or to demand people bend to your will, you cheesehog.

That’s not the only instance of them getting popped together, either. Prior to that, in February 2014, they got caught boosting out of Macy’s together at the North Shore Mall


What in the fuck kind of ratchetry is this? This is some next level shit. The whole family needs to be eradicated; someone call The Orkin Man, we need a gutterslug annihilation, please.

I’m sure there will be more to come on this, because, people like this don’t just go away and once we get the word out, more shit just pours in like a sieve from people they’ve wronged.


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26 Comment(s)
  • Pass The Popcorn
    May 10, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Also, it’s hilarious how Shannon put up a Facebook profile picture that is grossly misleading. She is still as fat as a pregnant fucking hippopotamus. With twins.

    Her second baby daddy, Joe, though, seems to be making a decent attempt at sobering up since getting out of jail. He’s no prize, but he can definitely do better than that lazy, slobby, self-centered jumbosaurus junkie.

  • " the sister that cut them off "
    May 7, 2017 at 1:56 am

    I’ve debated for some time now if I should feed this beast fuel or not because I didn’t want to expose myself to this vile conversation. To the publisher of this article… congrats you’ve officially made my 16 year old sisters life harder than it was outside of the misfortune of being born into this family. Your work of revealing the dibartolomeo family has been less than savvy because you left a few out. The few that escaped the connotation that has been attached to our name our entire lives. My 16 year old sister an adolescent in the photo you attached to this is not proud of where she is from and she shouldn’t be. She also is a straight A student; we’re not all cut from the same cloth. But in your research next time make sure you’re not going to get a child bullied because of your sick obsession with degrading people that you feel are beneath you. And leave my dead brother out of your work too because god forbid you ever lose a brother by his choice or not I’d hope no one ever mock you for it while you mourn. I get it. They’re easy to attack. I hope you never have to struggle the ways that I have and I hope your children never Go Through what we did as children. Me and my baby sister just want to get away from our last name and you and your supporters are making or so hard.

    • LOL
      May 10, 2017 at 1:25 pm

      I lost a brother due to his own choice, and I’m more ashamed than sad. He had a choice and he made it. Just like your brother did. You’re brother, like my own was not mentally deficient and despite his upbringing could have made the choice to better himself. Instead he CHOSE to be prince ratchet instead. I’ve seen what a REAL disease does to a person, a disease they cannot change, you know like cancer? Something that they can’t wake up one day and say “you know what, i’m going to take all the help that is offered out there and get better” Instead he’d rather nod out next to his mommy dearest with their pilfered goods in their clutches and his pasty whale of a sister who was shoveling drugs into a one way express headed for her newborn baby. I want to feel for you, I do, but you’re part of the problem Don’t make excuses for your GROWN (not the 16 yr old) siblings. They can make the right choices if they wanted to.

      • Pass The Popcorn
        May 10, 2017 at 11:08 pm

        This is an impersonator. The sister, Danielle, thinks Shannon and Jill are cancer and is relishing all of this. Kaitlyn, the youngest sister, is doing just fine. Her druggie family members just need to stop trying to insert themselves in her life.

  • May 5, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    I still can’t believe how lame this page is. It’s disgusting and since I read the mom who lost her son is paying the poor me card, what a sick disturbing thing to write. How do I complain about what’s said on thisRACHET page? Fuckin goons

    • LOL
      May 10, 2017 at 1:17 pm

      You just did complain. That’s as far as it goes. Don’t you feel important?

  • Bitch
    May 5, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    Wow, you people have NOTHING better to do then talk n talk n talk shit about this family and this one fight? How’d you even get your own page, or WHY would you start a page that looks like it took a little more effort then just face book when ALLL you’re doing is talking shit and causing drama!? this is what fake book is for! You really started this story with a big heading too! Lmfao, fuckin frog babies, you are PATHETIC! LMFAO! omg. Get a fuckin life, write about stuff people care about! Not being a drama queen over one family. Hav you ever lost a child? Omg, you’re disgusting

    • LOL
      May 10, 2017 at 1:16 pm

      Hey Bitch! You pasty whales started it by wailing and screeching on a public street in full view of the public eye. Just because people have compiled all your bullshit into a blog doesn’t mean they are starting drama. How about don’t act like a complete embarrassment and no one would have anything to say about you. The finger pointing is strong with this one. LOL

  • Big Raymond
    April 28, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    The Common Masshole burrowing barfallo is similar to it’s better known relative the Jersey-Shore boardwalk-rat, in that it lacks the gene and enzyme to understand personal boundaries and negative vs positive behavior and attention. Negative attention is indistinguishable from positive attention to the Masshole burrowing barfallo.

  • Shannon DiBartolomeo
    April 28, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    How low.. to go aft my mom.. And deceased BROTHER. ” vengeance is MINE sayith the Lord”. UNTIL then, i can ONLY pray NOT one of you shall EVER have to deal with ANY of this. My MOTHER was, is, and ALWAYS be a grt mom. IF you CAN’T respect her, than you CAN’T respect yours. My mom relapsed aft 16ys sober and was outta of state, with MY 4yr old in Florida, when her son passed. I see my daughter every 4 months, BUT my son every single day. My family and I reside in Boston in a scattered site. N I was NEVER kicked out of BMC and my son wasn’t there a MONTH nor did he kick benzos. I have no problem admitting things I do. BUT a big problem admitting things of which I DON’T. Ty & have a nice day.

    • Lynda
      April 28, 2017 at 1:03 pm

      Yeah, it’s a great life you lead. Street fighting. How good a mom you are. SMH.

      April 28, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      We are sorry, it’s not your fault. You were born into this and because your mother made bad choices when you were a child you think that it’s normal, but it’s not. I’m sorry if you think we are making fun of you and your family and life but we really just feel bad for you. When we see stories like this on Turtleboy we read them and go Phew! Thank God that’s not us and we call our mother and we tell her we love her and we kiss our kids and we tell them we love them. So on behalf of all of us Thank YOU for that.

    • FanFic
      April 28, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      How low? You really had the audacity to type that? You know what constitutes low in my book? A parent sending her 4 year old child out of state with his filthy, junkie recently relapsed grandmother.
      You don’t deserve to even be on this blog you’re nothing but a grimy bit of offal with the maternal instincts of a rabid ally cat.

    • Troubled Nostrils
      April 28, 2017 at 3:12 pm

      You and your fucked-up family (those that have yet to OD) could choose to lead normal, healthy, loving, lawful lives, but you choose to live as sub-human white trash wastoids. It’s boils down to simple choices – and you and your ilk choose the gutter at every turn. Why??? Why????

    • Disgusted parent
      April 29, 2017 at 11:21 am

      Real mothers have their kids! Real mothers aren’t choosing drugs over their children. Real mothers aren’t fighring in the streets like rabid animals. You are far from a mother. Far from it!

    • Mike
      April 30, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      Your mom is a cheesehog and a piece of shit. Lol just stop now, you shit maggot.

    • Lynda
      April 30, 2017 at 5:14 pm

      You and your delightful family can keep on having the blogs taken down, but you know what? They’ll keep coming back up and regardless, we all have read them, we all know about you and your family’s irresponsible lifestyle.

      You’ve threatened me and then you blocked me, but one thing’s for sure. We know what you’re like and what you are. Nothing can change that, except maybe not bringing more innocent children into the world. Use birth control.

    • May 5, 2017 at 9:12 pm

      Holy shit, all these people really taking time outta their” lives “to worry about n write about you n your mum, they need to get lives, WORRY BOUT YOURSELVES N YOUR OWN FAMILIES. You’re all acting like you’re so perfect yet it’s 9 at night n you still gotta make sure you put your last 2 cents in fa the night! Shouldn’t you be telling your perfect families and children how much ya love em n all that fake shit you kno you don’t do. This family had a horrific tragedy, ANYONE who’s posted something ignorant on this family are fuckin losers n ya NEED to not be SO obsessed w this family. You really think you all are perfect n there are no other families w issues in their lives? Ya got another fact coming hunny cuz there’s no such thing as perfect or normal when it comes to people and families. You guys should be SO ashamed of yourselves and go on pages that actually hav interesting, healthy, family things to look at and things to do w your children. We’re adults, aren’t we? Really look at how stupid you look, fighting n talking shit like you’re in fucking high school. I can’t believe you guys put this much effort into trying to keep drama going, its sad. I don’t even know this family everyone’s bashing on but they must be pretty fuckin important if they’re getting THIS much attention! what’s this page called? I’m better then you!? Omg, smfh.

      • Lynda
        May 6, 2017 at 3:59 am

        Right. Because it’s perfectly normal to become a junkie, pop out children and get into public street fights.

      • Sorry for the kids
        May 6, 2017 at 1:37 pm

        Shannon, you’re not fooling anybody. We know it’s still you trying to defend yourself. I believe God exists, and you should be afraid of even mentioning Him. He knows you and the truth about you and He is punishing you for all your lies and evil. He is not mocked, for whatsoever one sows, he reaps. Repent. Hell is surely waiting for you if you don’t. You deserve it for making your children go through hell themselves with your selfish choices. Those poor babies suffering with someone like you as a “mother”. Repent.

      • LOL
        May 10, 2017 at 1:10 pm

        What seems so abnormal to you about people leaving comments on a blog at 9 at night? Is it because thats when you are usually just starting your day by laying on your back accepting peens for cash? Work it for that drug money girl! But no seriously most of us NORMAL working adults are unwinding by that time after spending 8 hours at work coming home, caring for, spending time with and loving our children who are in bed at that point. You and the people in this blog and everyone like you are all complete jokes. I couldn’t care less her junkie spawn ODed. Good, one less leech. Do everyone else a favor for once in your pathetic lives and follow suit. Ya gross scabs!

  • Mark D
    April 28, 2017 at 11:58 am

    Be nice, they have a “disease”

  • AF
    April 28, 2017 at 11:06 am

    When the son died, there was FB drama where the mother and Shannon couldn’t understand why his sister’s (different mom, maybe) stopped speaking to them literally as soon as the funeral was over. Like, full-on shut off.

  • Society's fault
    April 27, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    Government assistance overload.

    • Public ASSistance
      April 28, 2017 at 9:13 am

      Read the son’s obit, loving father, brother, companion, blah, blah, blah…..but no mention of a job…..shocker!

    April 27, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    NSTB you make me feel all tingly on the inside. I wanna be the getaway driver in ur liquor store robbery, I wanna go to the DMV with you and point and laugh at the Fupaslothsthe, I wanna go sit on Pervert Row at Sweaty Betty’s and tell the girls “we can hardly see ur C section scar”. Hmu

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