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The premier episode of Turtleboy Live was a smashing success. We have some kinks to work out to make it less ghettofied, but nonetheless we had a great time and we’re gonna do this at least twice a week moving forward. Probably on Tuesday and Friday nights. If you don’t have Facebook you can still listen to the show in these blogs. But seriously, I know some people are resistant to sign up for Facebook. I get it. But just make a burner account. We have five million of them. That way you can follow all the debauchery and still be a hipster that’s not selling out to corporate America. Here’s tonight’s episode, where we discussed TJ Allen’s ginger murderer,
As you can see, the user interaction was off the charts. Hundreds of comments and thousands of people watching. The best is when the trolls showed up. First we had Jill Porter:
Or as Spencer Turtleboy called her – Mommy Mailbox. Because we just blogged about this chick yesterday after she hit three mailboxes in Douglas, high as a kite, on Main Street, at 1 PM, with her infant in the backseat. What a mugshot:
Then this guy showed up and got destroyed by turtle riders:
Dan Margolis is apparently a substitute teacher (glorified babysitter) who hopes to one day milk the taxpayers by creating his own non-profit:
Good thing he went to a private college in Boston like Northeastern. That degree is clearly paying dividends as he covers for real teachers with the flu. Imagine being a 7th grader, and you’re on your way to Chemistry class with the real strict teacher, and then you get there and you see this squid at the teacher’s desk:
It’s gonna be a fuuuuunnnnn class!!
He was confused, because he’s kind of obsessed with this whole “there is one Turtleboy and he should say who he is or I’ll keep posting about it” thing. Because that’s wicked original. Then his brain exploded when he saw that there were clearly two Turtleboys on the show, and one Turtleboy actively commenting on the Turtleboy live page itself. Meaning there are at least three of us. Maybe more. Who knows. That’s the fun of it all. Only a loser would wanna ruin the fun. Turtle riders absolutely destoyed this nudnik, and it was fantastic theater.
Anyway, we’re gonna keep having more guests on these. Definitely need to get more Turtleboys and turtle riders on the show. If you’re interested in joining send us a message and we’ll see what we can do. See ya next episode.
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