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The New Bedford Bukkake Poundcake Has Teamed Up With Bellingham Porridge Receptacle And Others For Lawsuit Vs. Turtleboy That DCF Told Them To File

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The New Bedford Bukkake Poundcake, who was photographed at a park passed the fuck out after a mid-day bender while her children played with the trash she knocked over, is apparently not happy about the blog she was featured in……..

 

Uhoh, she cracked the case y’all!! Looks like her Google machine isn’t broken.

I feel bad when this happens. Poor boss man can’t catch a break. I’m always sending these ratchets after him. But that’s part of the deal working for Turtleboy. We get anonymity, we expose the dooshnozzles, he takes all the heat from the ratchets.

Just to review, this was her afternoon before being woken up by the cops….

Then she woke up and wanted to start all over again at 3:36 AM

And she has to label the toilet in her house, in case she’s tempted to bathe in there.

“Poop goes here.”

She’s totally clean though because she’s rocking that filter.

She apparently thinks we live at the actual Turtleboy statue:

That’s a new one.

And she’s evidently been teaming up with some other scorned butthurts, like the Bellingham Porridge Receptacle, who has all sorts of theories about who else works for Turtleboy:

This coming from a woman who once reacted to the hit and run death of a 4 year old boy on Easter by posting this:

The fact that these are the people who don’t like us is what makes us realize that we are doing a valuable public service.

Also joining up with them has been the Woonscoket Crotch Rocket, who has been posting addresses and leaving Facebook reviews all week in a threatening manner as if that’s going to get us to stop exposing him:

This coming from a guy who recently opened up a restaurant with his porn star wife and last year posted this racist picture on a community page:

Oh, and he’s been taking donations to end cyberbullying too:

Can’t make this stuff up.

The commentary has been out of this world:

Oh snap!! Monica Andre is gonna see us in court!! Make sure to bring your dog filter with you!

Oh, and DCF is the one who told her to get a lawyer to sue a blog:

“She’s fearing for the safety of her children.”

Yea, she seemed real concerned about their safety when she passed out in front of them at the park.

Oh, and she actually used the term, “deformation of character.”

Hooked on ratchet phonics at its finest.

You guys were both right!!

And the rest…..

This is how we know we’re doing God’s work. Just look at the people we’re offending. End of story.

15 Comment(s)
  • Cpd
    July 7, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    Oh man please don’t connect the Bellingham porridge receptacle to her. The bpr is pure breeding stock, btw can we get an update on her, or get her on tb live?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 7, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    Good luck with the DCF lawsuit. Kiss your benefits goodbye sweet thing

    And if you hate Turtleboy, then there’s usually a good reason why you ARE ON Turtleboy

    Logic sucks, doesn’t it?

    So go overdose and give us law-abiding taxpayers a decent break. Thanks

  • Kanacke Hasser
    July 7, 2018 at 6:36 am

    Invite ICE to the hearing so you can round up the Turtle hater bloc that isn’t supposed to be in America in the first place. That’ll help fix the Western Mass budget.

  • Danni Perez
    July 7, 2018 at 1:48 am

    These bitches are ignorant as hell. You don’t end up on Turtle Boy if you’re a normal, contributing member of society. Turtle Boy isn’t slandering any people who don’t already deserve it. Nasty, ratchet ass hoes… good luck with this “lawsuit”. I’m repulsed at how stupid people can be. Don’t pass out in a park while supervising your young children and you won’t end up all over the internet for people to shit on you. If this skank was really as sick as she said she was then the cop who shook her awake would have called an ambulance. He probably figured it was just another junkie and left it alone. Those poor kids!!!! What a horrible mother.

  • MrSmiley
    July 6, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Did anyone else catch at the top one of them said” deflammation of character?! ” priceless.

    They can all join daffy Gaffney’s mistress getting the harasment order hahaha

  • Sasha
    July 6, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    Why would you post someone’s address?

  • Tuna Thief
    July 6, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    It’s not racist to pose on the beach with a monkey, that little guy looks very domesticated. Could be Brazil or any other South of the border shit hole with poisoned booze and staff that steal from the guests. Personally I prefer Mehico where they serve bath tub gin laced with heavy metals from genuine bottles. If you fall asleep on a chase lounge you will be murdered or raped and murdered either way it’s an exciting time knowing everyone around you would cut your throat for five dollar bill.

    BTW my favorite quote was from the skank who said it was entertaining at first. You know everyone of these ratchets loves the attention and it’s a feather in the cap to any criminal featured on TBS. Ratchets be loving the negative attention proves they got street credentials!

  • Arsonist Lanoue
    July 6, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    Michael douche Lanoue and his wife are a couple of arsonists and fraudsters. They have no room talking about what’s legal and what is not. Last I heard insurance fraud is very illegal. What happened to that nice office on warwick avenue?

  • Ratchet ball
    July 6, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    Mary looks like Rocky Marcino’s aborted fetus

    • Ratchet ball
      July 6, 2018 at 7:35 pm

      …maybe a mix of Marcino and Jake Lamotta, idk, but she could definitely carry 3 years worth of groceries in those bags under her eyes

  • Phong
    phong
    July 6, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    I would definitely do..

    Fuck it, i’ll masturbate.

  • EGG McSTUFFIN
    July 6, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    Did they really just refer to you as “trash”????
    After she just got fb famous for taking a “trash-nap” and if she was SO hungry from not eating all day, why didnt she just take a few bites of the egg mcmuffin I just fired in the trash receptacle 10 minutes prior to her garbage coma? Hmmmmm?
    #FAKSFORDA-WIN

  • WeAreFucked
    July 6, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    Monica. Looks like she had her kid at 15 or so. WOW MONICA! Way to be just like every other ratchet hoe from New Bedford. Your daughter is going to grow up with such great morals. Swearing in every post. Talking like you’re a gang-banger. Posting about clit-licking and dick-riding. She’ll be so proud of you. And you take her to wrestling. You should get the parent of the year award.Thank me for working hard and paying taxes so you can have a roof over your head and food on the table. Yeah, I pay for that.

    All of her pictures are from the neck up. Below that must be a mess. I just jerked off to her face profile picture. Pretty face, but what a ratchet hoe.

    • Ompa
      July 6, 2018 at 6:37 pm

      You said it. She looks like a blue berry. Just a ball of fat

    • fucking fags
      July 6, 2018 at 8:04 pm

      We need to clarify gang-bangers, when I hear people say ms13 are gang-bangers I imagine they are all in a homosexual orgy but then again that is probably a proper interpretation.

      Can’t believe Shrek hasn’t addressed his bottom boy homosexual gang-bang porn movies he made with his wife and several large brown men, guessing he doesn’t see his queer anal porn movies as an issue going forward. Why should he it’s so normal and just another lifestyle choice. Wheat bread, Netflix, camping and gay gang banging home movies he released to the internet where is the catcher.

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