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    The Other Guy Who Stiffed Compass Tavern, Shot Girls On $143 Tab Has Been Identified, Paid His Tab And Apologized – Investigation Completed

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    Update on the two winners who skipped on their $143 tab at Compass Tavern. Yesterday we identified the gentlemen on the left as Jason Marchand of Brimfield:

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    The guy on the right is his buddy from Tantasqua, Matt Gentile.

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    And in one of the most ironic moves of all time, this is his profile picture on Facebook:

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    Yup. A turtle. The same animal that ultimately brought him to justice. We messaged him on Facebook today and urged him to go down to Compass and pay his tab. Shortly afterwards we received confirmation that he did so. This matter is finished. Justice has been served. All parties have been repaid and are satisfied with the results. Let that be a lesson – pay your bills and don’t be a dooshnozzle because Turtleboy is always watching fam!

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    Discussion

    1. EmfnT


      Love. It.

      Keep it up TB!

    2. Shackleford


      My only goal in life is to never end up on TB, above the comments at least.

    3. Got off easy


      Thieves were busted and finally had to pay up. Remember, because they were caught, put on public display.

    4. Sheriff BobnMic


      Oh man oh man… I was ready to kick into full gear! One swift movement and this here flashlight will be the death of them!

      1. BobnMic's Gaping Anus


        My asshole can personally vouch that you don’t want Sheriff Bob’s flashlight joining in the fun.

        1. BobnMic's Gerbil


          I wish Sheriff Bob would toss me that flashlight so I can find my way out of this dark tunnel.

    5. wtatnuckgangsta


      I’m nowhere near Worcester anymore and I live a Turtle-fearing life. I love you…but not as a man loves a woman, but as a dear reptile friend.

    6. BobnMic


      Nice job TB. They both still got out of it easy in my opinion. They could have been charged criminally and be forced to pay back the balance due along with other fines although they were not identified as such at the time. It seems if they were not publically shamed then that tab would never have been paid.

      How could they just walk out without as much as discussing the bill and who paid what?

      1. BobnMic's Gerbil


        You and the gimp need to have a discussion on who’s going to pay for my Hartz treats. If you don’t have any Hartz treats for our next felching session, I’m just going to lay there and not do anything at all. We’ll see how you like a motionless gerbil.

        1. BobnMic's Blow Up Wife


          Little gerbil. Trust me when I say he won’t care if you just lay there and do nothing. That’s what I do all the time and he still gets his rocks off anyways. I think he’s just happy whenever something is stuffed up his butt.

          Hey! I have an idea. You should try and hide next to his buttplug and maybe he’ll pick that up instead of you. It’s worth a shot. Let me know how that works out for you.

    7. Elvera Boland


      Your awesome Turtleboy!!!

    8. Mistressveila


      Good,I’m glad that was fixed ..did young young woman who’s the shot girl finally get paid? I hope so ..

    9. Publius


      Another case solved by TB.

    10. Jafreese


      Always think “What would TB do?”

    11. FatFingrlou


      Case File 143…Not my memory of cold tea.

      Case Closed!

      Play the tortoise shell bongos!

    12. Rodgers


      What if the shoe was on the other foot? I’m positive if that happened to you, you’d blast them all over the computer too !! && they frighten deserve it.
      Before you think about Chewing& screwing, think about how much $$ it cost to take to serve your ass. Your not only screwing the company, your also screwing the employees too.

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