• The Same Hags Whining About Equal Pay Are Taking Their Second Day Off From Work In 6 Weeks To Protest For Rights They Already Have



    The Same Hags Whining About Equal Pay Are Taking Their Second Day Off From Work In 6 Weeks To Protest For Rights They Already Have

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    South Shore Turtlegirl will not be looking for things to blog about today, because she’s on strike:

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    Just kidding. She’s not a short-haired hyphenated cheesehog who gets offended by everything. She’s an adult, her kids need her, and the Turtleboy blog never takes days off.

    Personally, I’d like to have “A day without miserable whiny fupasloths protesting about rights they already have,” but that would make too much sense. Because as long as Trump is President, we will have protests pretty much every day. That much is clear now.

    But this might be the dumbest protest yet. Please, riddle me this jezzies – what rights has any woman in this country lost since January 20? Oh, that’s right, nothing. Literally nothing. This is nothing more than an excuse to not go to work.

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    Check out what the poontangs over at Jezebel are doing today:

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    HAHHAHHAHAH!!! Brave??? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! They’re sitting at home watching Orange is the New Black. That’s what qualifies as brave these days with SJW’s. They’re apparently having the male feministos from Deadspin write blogs for them instead so people can see how bad they are. Keep in mind, the intrigue alone is going to bring more people to their site, and since millions of women aren’t working today, they’re gonna have more time to go on too. This is actually gonna make their site a shitload of money. If they actually stood for something real then they’d refuse to publish anything or shut the site down for a day. That way their advertisers can feel the pinch. Instead they’re just not working and calling themselves brave while making more money. Can’t make this stuff up.

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    Keep in mind, this is the second day off from work the feministos have taken in the last six weeks. Ironically one of the things they will be protesting is the debunked “gender wage gap.” While they’re sitting around doing nothing, their male counterparts at the office will be working, trying to impress the boss, and getting promotions. Then these same hags will complain that the guy in their office makes more money than them.

    The best part is that they’re not even protesting!! They’re just staying home and watching the episode of This Is Us that they missed because they were watching Turtleboy Live last night. That’s not a protest. It’s an excuse to not work. And ANY boss with the tiniest degree of self-respect immediately fires anyone who doesn’t show up to work because of this meaningless display of whining.

    Believe it or not there are actually school districts shutting down for the day because of this:

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    These women are a disgrace to their jobs. Teaching is an honorable profession, and kids need you. The most at risk children especially need consistency. They need to know that their teacher will be there for them, because too often their parents are not. But instead their parents are gonna have to find money for sitters or take the day off (with no pay) themselves. Because the needs of children are not nearly as important as the need for middle class white women to throw a hissy fit.

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    Apparently the point of this is to show the world what it would be like if women didn’t work. Hmmmmmm. No Elizabeth Warren? No Jemele Hill? No Amy Schumer? Where do I sign up?

    Now imagine what would happen if we had a “day without men” to show how valuable the work men do is. Well, since most cops and firefighters are dudes, we’d be fucked when it comes to public safety. Hopefully it doesn’t snow, since most plow drivers have a ding-a-ling. Hope your car doesn’t break down because most mechanics are guys. Hey girl, did you take a gigantic dump this morning and clog up the pipes? I’d call the plumber for you, but he’s a guy so it looks like those Lincoln logs aren’t going anywhere for a while.

    Anyway, these twatwaffles wouldn’t be doing this if Hillary had won. Yet their “problems” would still be the exact same “problems” they face now. Literally nothing bad has happened to women as a group since Trump became President. And millions of REAL women will be protesting these protesters by doing what they do every day – going to work and taking care of their kids.

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    Discussion

    1. Talisman


      I’m sure it’s actually several days off at a time for these vagitosis conventions. Wonder what a “day without a white man” would do for productivity? The narcissistic tendencies of these SJW shitbags knows no end.

      1. bigdaddy


        How about a day with out taxpayers ? Personally I would rather see a day with out SJW

      2. Turd Burglestein


        When I need to see what lady parts look like I just hold a mirror down to my nether regions. I can’t really bend to look at my age. I’m one of those hermaphrodites that are so popular now. I also have a working pecker but it’s child size. In my day we had to hide in caves and such. Now we’re celebrated. My concerns weren’t which bathroom to shit because I lived in a cave. Hence came my predilection for coprophilia. Had nothing else to do in the cave (this was before I started kidnapping folks) so I built castles made out of my petrified shits. Still enjoy it ’til this day.

    2. johnnyb


      Average wages of WORKING women will go up when these commodes get shitcanned…

    3. TiTi Hoooooeee


      “My vaginal area has produced two children. I’d like to see a penis do that.”

      1. Barry


        Your vagina didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.

    4. TheRealZephyrCat


      I saw the Edward Snowden movie last night. At the end they had a couple of soundbites with Hillary doing her screaming banshee thing. It induced nausea and vomiting. The point is I can live with Trump making the occasional wacky statement. What I thank God for every morning is that the only person that has to listen to that pond witch is Bill.
      So ladies (use that term very loosely), go ahead and protest. Nobody cares. You’re crazy and all you do is draw attention to that fact. You’re all a bunch of mini-hillary’s, walking around screeching and sucking souls from people’s bodies. Can you imagine if men walked around with cock hats and jackets made out of dildos? Well, some people already do but that’s not the point.

    5. Anonymous


      First SJWs want safe spaces for minority groups, separating them from everyone else. Next, they want women to not work. I guess they really do want to go back to the 1950s!

    6. Hanginpossum


      Does this mean that my alimony payment should be lower this week?

    7. KJDS


      The fact that entire school districts closed because of this is what really cheesed me off. And for exactly the reasons that you mentioned.

      If those ‘teachers’ really cared about women, they’d be working to make sure that the next generation is educated well, and able to take care of themselves without big government interference.

      These ‘women’ almost make me embarrassed to be a woman. Then I remember that I’m normal, and I feel better.

    8. TDF


      Staying home and not spending money….This is actually brilliant, they should do this every week. That way the house would be clean and the household budget would stay balanced…

    9. MEN'S LIVES MATTER


      I think Turtleboy has a WICKED AWESOME IDEA!!! He needs to make A DAY WITHOUT MEN go NATIONAL. If it does it shall be mandatory for us to wear cock and ball items and carry signs that say put your hands on my junk and life is hard when you are a man and have to listen to women complain about equality. They want “equality” well then next time you ask us to open the jar of a pickles for you or lift this up cause it is heavy and we say NO we are not being assholes we are being “equals”. I think 4/1/2017 should be the day so women realize the joke is on them.

    10. bigdaddy


      That last ting that fupasloth needs is another sandwich

      1. Cocomom


        Bigdaddy, I was thinking the same thing. Btw, one sandwich won’t suffice, better make her three.

      2. XYZAffair


        She needs a day without food!

    11. LLC


      As a woman, I am fucking horrified by these crazies.

      Get back to fucking work.

    12. give back for once


      They have affirmative action perks to start with. Most women I know, make more than I do and hear no complaints. These women should go out to the poor towns, cities and help the poorer people out-there.

    13. They're Embarrassing To Real Women


      Women have one right that no man has or will ever have.

      A woman can have an abortion and kill a baby. If a man did this, he would be in prison for life and wear the well earned tag of Baby Killer.

      P.S. The teachers in Alexandria should be ashamed of themselves!

    14. Momsbasement


      I think porn is the only industry that would be seriously affected by not having women and that’s just about the only thing that I couldn’t go one day without. Fortunately the ladies of the Internet don’t take time off

      1. Princeza groupie


        I agree, but don’t forget the professional strippers too. I know of one, who is internationally famous. She told me loves me, I did give her a C-note, but she is sincere.

    15. Publius


      A woman who works as clerk in a climate controlled building should get paid the same as a DPW laborer digging ditches in all weather. Not.

      1. Hotness rules


        Only if she is hot looking.

    16. Wwy


      We have a death culture here worse than isisrael marching for death we really did fund isisrael their just like Americans. Pro-death.

    17. Bertha Von Nation


      Well, I work with underprivileged toddlers and preschoolers. I teach their parents how to read to and play with them, and basically, just give a damn…so I don’t think I’ll take a day off. I think I’ll try to actually make the world a better place, instead of bitch about it, thankyouverymuch!
      These women do NOT represent real women!!

      1. bigdaddy


        good for you

    18. White Pride White Power


      True WORTHLESS bottom of the barrel DUMPSTERSLUTS that deserve to be SMEARED with BOWEL MOVEMENT!!!!!

    19. Tentpig


      Does this mean Steak and Blow Job Day is cancelled this year? 🙁

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