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The Seven Degrees Of Ratchet: Bill Burke, 2020 Pro-Trans Republican Candidate For Quincy State Rep, Creator Of This Batshit Insane Political Ad Potraying His Asian Opponent As Hilter And Owner Of Burke Oil, The Company That Allegedly Treated A War Veteran Like Shit, Is The Father Of Our #1 Biggest Fan, Sad Cow Tiffany McNeil, Which Explains A Lot About Her Insane Behavior

The Seven Degrees Of Ratchet: Bill Burke, 2020 Pro-Trans Republican Candidate For Quincy State Rep, Creator Of This Batshit Insane Political Ad Potraying His Asian Opponent As Hilter And Owner Of Burke Oil, The Company That Allegedly Treated A War Veteran Like Shit, Is The Father Of Our #1 Biggest Fan, Sad Cow Tiffany McNeil, Which Explains A Lot About Her Insane Behavior

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Who remembers this sad, angry cow and who enthusiastically lusts after Michael Cadena’s scam artist peen against all semblance of common sense and logic, Tiffany McNeil?

Tiffany has really hated Turtleboy ever since we exposed the Help Us Save Mikey racket for the soulless scam that it is. More and more it has become evident that Michael Cadena’s insane accusations against the mother of his child and currently custodial parent, Amber Buck, are completely without merit. Of course, we have know this for quite some time, and I have been quite outspoken in my growing disdain for Mike, due to his staunch insistence on waging his custody battle on social media instead of just, you know, showing up to court and working out a parenting time schedule like a man. As the hammer falls down, Mike seems to be sending his pussy patrol out to do his dirty work, while simultaneously unfriending them all on Facebook. Nice try, jackoff, but not everyone is as stupid as you.

This dirty work includes ripping in to anyone who openly disagrees with his insane and completely illogical rhetoric, which is a tall order considering there are few people out there unbalanced enough to go through the complicated mental gymnastics required to reach the conclusion that Mike dindonuffin. Tiffany is definitely that unbalanced, and boy does it show in her comments as she obsessively trashes us for telling the truth, mocks the physically disabled, accuses a licensed foster mom of losing custody of her children, and does her very best to keep that exploitative video that Mike was ordered to take down alive and well on the interwebz while throwing around totally false accusations of sexual abuse that very well could follow this kid around for life:

 

Yeah. She seems mentally well. Totally sane.

Well, it all came to a crescendo when she unsuccessfully tried to doxx me, including someone’s home address in a vaguely threatening message:

You’re stalking the wrong chick, Sniffany. Better try harder, or just give it up all together. After the fun little game of “Seven Degrees of Ratchets” I just played, might I suggest the latter? Turns out the shit doesn’t fall far from the asshole in Little Miss Mad Cow Disease’s family. So let me introduce you to the ballsack who lent the damaged sperm that became 1/2 of this psychotic cow, Bill Burke, owner of Burke Oil and last year’s failed candidate for Quincy State Rep:

 

Once you look in to Daddy Burke a little bit, it becomes abundantly clear why A. He lost the election this year, and B. Sniffany is such a crazy, rude little cunt. Let’s start with this insane political Ad we found on Billy boy’s Facebook page, where he plays the race baiting card times a million and strangely characterizes his opponent as…Asian Hitler…?

 

But don’t be fooled guys, he is totally into inclusion, because who doesn’t want a race-baiting State Rep who wants to waste time and money squabbling over which bathrooms we should be allowed to use?

 

“How about they cover immigrant harassment issues as well.” 

The hypocrisy is palatable with this one. It sure looks like Tiffany got her sparkling people skills from Dear Old Dad, too, because he doesn’t seem to quite have mastered the whole “charming the constituents” bit:

Hmmm. Then there’s the whole issue of his company, Burke Oil Company. The sheer volume of bad reviews is mind boggling.

 

That is literally just a small fraction. I couldn’t include all of them, or this blog would be endless.

And their responses to to the poor reviews are just as professional as one would imagine.

The Burkes seem like really nice people. No wonder Tiffy is such a peach who has pissed off more random strangers and turtle riders than I could count on her entire trashy family’s fingers and toes.

 

Most egregious, however, would be Bill and the fam’s purported treatment of a veteran in need of oil in the dead of winter, shortly after returning from an 8 year tour of duty overseas, protecting our freedom and risking his life.

You can actually read it in this veteran’s own words, too, if there was any doubt left that Bill Burke is pretty scummy:

He also seems to run a business that’s pretty awful to the elderly and families in general.

That’s cool. Makes perfect sense why Tiff grew up to be such a vile garbage spewing piglet. Pray for her, it’s all she’s ever know.

Hey, at least Bill seems to take a hard stance against drugs and violence.

 

Although it loses quite a bit of resonance when you consider his darling daughter has been harassing strangers on the internet for months on account of a guy with a record that looks like this.

1996-11-8 – 9656CR07719- OPERATING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF LIQUOR

1996-11-8 – 9656CR07719- OPERATING AFTER LICENSE OR RIGHT TO OPERATE SUSPENDED

1997-02-10 – 9756CR0838- ASSAULT WITH INTENT TO MURDER

1997-02-10 – 9756CR0838- ASSAULT & BATTERY WITH DANGEROUS WEAPON

1997-02-10 – 9756CR0838- ASSAULT & BATTERY BY DANGEROUS WEAPON

1997-02-10 – 9756CR0838- LEAVING THE SCENE OF ACCIDENT, PERSON INJURY, NO DEATH

1997-03-18 – 9756CR0838- OPERATING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF LIQUOR- 2ND OFFENSE

1997-03-18 – 9756CR0838- OPERATING A MOTOR VEHICLE NEGLIGENTLY SO AS TO ENDANGER

1997-03-18 – 9756CR0838- OPERATING AFTER LICENSE OR RIGHT TO OPERATE SUSPENDED

2005-09-21 – 0556CR006013- LICENSE SUSPENDED

2005-09-21 – 0556CR06013- STATE HIGHWAY VIOLATION

2007-11-23 – 0756CR007497- LICENSE REVOKED

2011-05-13 – 2011TR011093- MOVING VIOLATION

2011-06-07 – 2011TR013822- DANGEROUSLY SPEEDING 25MPH OVER LIMIT

2011-09-19 – 2011TR022430- UNINSURED MOTOR VEHICLE

2011-09-19 – 2011TR022431- DANGEROUSLY SPEEDING

2011-10-27 – 2011TR025871- OBSTRUCTED

2011-12-16 – 2011TR030217- DANGEROUSLY SPEEDING 20 MPH OVER LIMIT

2012-05-02 – 2012OP000162- ORDER OF PROTECTION/STALKING

2012-06-21 – 2012CM001071- MISDEMEANOR CRIMINAL CHARGE- POSSESSION OF DRUGS

2012-06-11 – 2012TR013614- DRIVING WITH NO LICENSE, LICENSE SUSPENDED

2012-06-11 – 2012TR013615- POSSESSION OF REVOKED LICENSE,

2012-06-11 – 2012TR013617- MOVING VIOLATION

2014-05-27 – 2014DT000312- DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE- 3RD OFFENSE

2014-05-27 – 2014TR011660- DRIVING DOWN ONE WAY- WRONG WAY

2014-05-27 – 2014TR011661- MOVING VIOLATION

2014-05-27 – 2014TR011662- MOVING VIOLATION

*HOW DOES HE HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE; HOW CAN HE EVER GET HIS SON SAFELY TO ANY LOCATION???

2014-06-09 – 2014DT000340- DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL- PROBATION FOR 2 YEARS*

2014-06-09 – 2014DT000340- DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS PROBATION FOR 2 YEARS*

2014-06-09 – 2014TR012864- NO CAR INSURANCE

2014-06-09 – 2014TR012865- DRIVING DOWN ONE WAY, WRONG WAY

2014-08-25 – 2014TR019403- DRIVING WITH NO LICENSE 

2014-08-25 – 2014TR019404- DISREGARD TRAFFIC CONTROL

2014-10-8 – 2014CF001194- FELONY- DRIVING ON REVOKED LICENSE

2014-10-17 – 2014CF001238- FELONY- DRUGS- POSSESSION UP TO 15 GRAMS CRACK/COCAINE/HEROIN/OTHER ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE

2015-08-17 – 2015CF000989- FELONY- DRUGS- POSSESSION UP TO 15 GRAMS CRACK/COCAINE/HEROIN/OTHER ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE

2015-09-04 – 2015CF000989- FELONY- CONSPIRACY TO POSSESS CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE

2015-09-04 – 2015CF000989- POSSESSION OF CANNABIS

2015-12-14 – 2015CF000989- FELONY- POSSESSION UP TO 15 GRAMS CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE (NOT CANNABIS)

2015-12-14 – 2015CF000989- POSSESSION OF CANNABIS

2016-05-26 – POLICE REPORT – 201607370 – DOMESTIC DISPUTE

 

2016-10-25 – POLICE REPORT – 201615334 – DOMESTIC DISPUTE – TELEPHONE HARASSMENT 

2016-11-8 – 2016OP000587- ORDER OF PROTECTION/STALKING 

 

I guess if you look closely, all ratchets are somehow interconnected in a flat-brimmed circle of debauchery and scumfuckery. Truly a site to behold, isn’t it?

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9 Comment(s)
  • Tom
    December 10, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    You already lost me at “pro-trans Republican”. Disgusting. One of the reasons I’m proud to be a Republican is that being anti-trans is a cornerstone of the party.

  • Local Real Local
    December 10, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    Where do I begin?

    First, the Hitler-mustache is a bit too much and demonstrates everything that is wrong with American politics. No person should put a Nazi-swastika on another person’s lapel or add in a Hitler-“stache” to another person’s picture, regardless if it is protected under the First Amendment. Yes, the current state representative for that district has some interesting novel ideas but that is the nature of an unprofessional, non-lawyer legislature. The Massachusetts Legislature is a bottomless pit of waste, governmental patronage and all-around buffoonery. There might be, maybe, 10 guys that are lawyers as State Reps and State Sens. The leadership and political party zombies provide some guidance to their members, but when you have some kindergarten school teacher and a fisherman as your rep, try explaining a Constitutional premise to non-lawyers. Once they have received it, try having them recite it back. Do not misunderstand: I am not denigrating someone because of their career paths, but we as a society need to truly question: is this person the best, most qualified for the district and best for Massachusetts or are we electing the most popular person in my neighborhood?

    For example: the Diane Wilkerson bra stuffing incident. Was she the best for Boston — for Massachusetts? Sal DaMasi, another one. John O’Brien pointing the finger at Robert DeLeo, no charges were ever filed. Tommy Finneran obstruction charges involving Gerry-mandering. The list goes on and on and their is no easy solution.

    Also, as to the oil company issue: yes, the oil, gas and electric companies are the boogeymen, but simply put try to be patient and work within their framework. Remember you are not the only person they are serving and communicate more not less. If you have an elderly or in-firmed person, then be present and conduct the negotiations, do try to tee-up your next phone call to the AG’s office looking to get free service: (hint, the AG’s have filed the least claims against the oil and utility companies for a reason, you are the least creditable person in the room to bring a claim. Also, suing the oil companies will only hurt the small business that provide oil for the rest of society that pays their bills on time.) Yes, they are overbooked and they hire absolute lunatics for oil-jockeys but more patience and understanding goes a long way.

    Merry Chrismas to all, and to all a good night.

    • Drago
      December 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

      Huh, what? Need more lawyers? Waters, Finneran and DiMasi were all products of local law schools. Was O’Brien ever even a legislator?

    • JHH
      December 11, 2018 at 9:37 am

      Yeah we need more lawyers. Sure. They’ve proven to be trustworthy.
      How about if we actually learn the Constitution in school and not just have it mentioned in passing. As Americans we should know that thing front to back, inside out, in our sleep. It doesn’t take a law degree to understand the Constitution.
      As for this small business…did you not read the article? These people do not communicate. They lie, insult, don’t live up to their agreements. If they were honest from the beginning and knew how to communicate like humans they wouldn’t get the bad reviews. Supposing they think they’ll lose business if they say it will be a couple of days to deliver and a customer can’t wait. Well that’s still better than making promises they can’t keep. The customer moves on to a company that can meet their immediate needs. Because of their deception and failure to own their faults they lose clients and get terrible reviews. I won’t feel bad at all if they tank. You reap what you sow.
      Sounds like a lot of these customers were trying to be patient. But things quickly escalated because the co continued to lie, was rude, didn’t apologize, own their “mistakes”, were insulting. They didn’t want to communicate. You can’t reason with crazy. This family and their company seem like a bunch of mental patients.

  • Richard Head
    December 10, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    What a complete and utter demolishment of tiff and her dad. Great work Bristol. What is her connection to Cadena? The guy has a rap sheet a mile long, and 4 dui’s? Hard to defend that imo.

  • The Vorlon
    December 10, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    At least with the gas company, all they do is blow up your house. Chasing them all over the South Shore, as your pipe freeze, because they can’t be bothered to make a delivery is not an issue. I;m sure that some inspector could find fault with this dim bulb’s fleet of delivery trucks.

  • Ann Flaherty
    December 10, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    NOT NOT NOT trying to defend Burke but if the Hitler mustache were on a white guy, it wouldn’t be racist. Oh, and Tacky Chan’s policies to come down to Hilteresque. He had some
    very wacky Asian registry ideas. The people of Quincy had some very poor choices this past election.

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      December 10, 2018 at 1:37 pm

      I’m gonna have to go with, I’d be equally as grossed out if the Hitler Stache was on a white guy, if not more so. Unless your opponent advocates genocide, the comparison is lost on me.

      • Ann Flaherty
        December 10, 2018 at 2:13 pm

        HUH? A Hitler mustache is never flattering but there are only racial overtones when painting the stache on a minority. If it were painted on a white guy, it would just mean an old fashioned diss on the white guy who couldn’t pull the race card. You really needed that explained?

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