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So apparently there are just dudes blowing coke in the middle of the stands at Celtics games:
Is this even real? Like, the person who filmed it had to be in on it didn’t they? It just seems too perfect. And no one around him seems to give a shit that he’s banging out the booger sugar right next to them. Either way, there’s a 150 million percent chance this guy’s voting for Trump. The Beats by Dre headphones, the sleeveless camo hoodie in the winter. The dirty hands. The no fucks given mentality. This man is like the official uniform of the Trump-ettes.
Either way, the fact that dooshnozzles like this are even at the games is what makes Boston crowds so weak. This guy could probably name two players on the team at most. He’s getting all coked up and for what? So he can sit there with his headphones on and listen to Toby Keith? Those are pretty good seats too. I feel like back in the REAL Garden, his seat would’ve been filled by an aggressive, drunken Irishmen from Southie who wasn’t afraid to tell the ref that his wife was a good time last night. Now we’ve just got coke heads who would rather be hunting, bumping lines and listening to country music.
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