This Guy Driving His SJW Plowing Freedommobile Through A Bunch Of Dirty Buffalo Hippies Is The Hero America Needs
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This is what we call a hippie plowing freedommobile deluxe, and it did its job up in Buffalo the other day:
God bless that driver. How come I always see these things on Youtube but I can never come across one in real life? Because there’s nothing I’d like to do more than pave the way for freedom by clearing the roads of these filthy SJW speed bumps. Seriously, I can’t believe more people don’t do this. You have a car. Game over. You already won. Now just use it. You don’t have to drive 40 mph through them. Just a good 6-7 mph oughta do the trick.
And how bout that chant, “we see you, we love you.” Shut the fuck up. You don’t do love anything but yourselves you selfish pricks. I don’t trust anyone who uses the word “love.” They’re always full of shit. Like, the “love is love is love” crowd. They’re full of shit too. They love when gay people get married, but they hate everyone who disagrees with them. If you loved me then you’d get the fuck out of my way because I’m trying to pick my kids up at school.
As usual the reason these asshats block streets is because no one pays attention to their protests when they stand on the sidewalk. And they LIVE for attention. What they did was just straight up malicious. They were holding these people hostage. Just look at the smug look on this chick’s face:
Then this chucklefucker comes over and yells at the driver who has the audacity to try to move her vehicle on a taxpayer funded road that she finances.
Then her granola ass sat down on the car.
All bets are off at this point. You touch my car, you better be prepared to die for your cause. The second someone jumps on your car like this you have the right to high tail out of there with them on top of the hood.
Just when it seems like the poor lady is fucked, a hero emerges:
The hippies don’t know what to do. Except for the ginger, he stays and makes sure this innocent civilian is not able to driver her car where she wants to go.
“We see you, we love you.” Fuck you ginger. What kind of man pushes down on a woman’s car like this? Yea dude, you’re one of the good guys. Keep telling yourself that.
The protesters lose their Goddamn minds once that SUV keeps moving though. It’s like they can’t believe it’s happening. So they start kicking his car.
God, why could that not have been me. Just thinking about being in this situation gets me all moist.
All I wanna know is, how long is this shit gonna go on? We doing this for four years, or no? Because there’s a protest every other day now, and it’s about time we set up some ground rules if these are going to continue. And the rules are simple – if you stand on the sidewalk you can protest till the cows come home. If you stand on the street you get arrested if you’re lucky, or you become a SJW pancake if Turtleboy gets there first.
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