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This Lady Is So Mad At Turtleboy Because She Thinks He Was One Of The Quincy Chuds Who Attacked The Milton Boys On Marina Bay Pier

This Lady Is So Mad At Turtleboy Because She Thinks He Was One Of The Quincy Chuds Who Attacked The Milton Boys On Marina Bay Pier

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The Turtleboy inbox is a magical place. If only you all could see the hundreds of messages Desk Girl has to wade through each and every day. Like this one:

Oh snap, she got us!! Pony tail McGee has finally been doxxed. It was South Shore Turtlegirl all along!!

Just to clarify, Turtleboy was NOT one of the individuals involved in the vicious Quincy video. We broke the story and then exposed their identities. I don’t quite understand how anyone could possibly have read our blogs, and the R-rated words we used to describe these little pieces of shit, and still reached the conclusion that we were talking about ourselves, but there are people out there who actually think like this. These people can vote. They can breed. And they can use Facebook. Shocking, because I thought someone like this would have slightly better reading comprehension skills:

That is all.

 

 

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19 Comment(s)
  • Chip Striker
    August 4, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    What a dumb cunt

  • scooby do
    August 4, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    Anyone who tattoos the satanic pentagram on their chest is fucking nuts. I saw living dead, stay away from this person.

    • U a clown
      August 4, 2017 at 5:59 pm

      Ummmmm…. that’s a Star of David…. LMAO

    • Sonny's Mom
      August 4, 2017 at 6:13 pm

      Not a pentagram, it’s a Magen David. Maybe she’s “into Kabbala” just because Madonna sez it’s soooo cool!

      Seriously, the number of stupid people who just fire away on FB without a clue as to any back-story– or a drop of motivation to just look it up– never ceases to amaze me.

      • kevi packs a mean 9 iron
        August 5, 2017 at 12:33 pm

        And that’s what happened here. She is not a dumb bitch because she has reading comprehension problems but she is because she doesn’t read.

  • Cooper
    August 4, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    Motor boat them boobs…

    • Tittays
      August 4, 2017 at 5:59 pm

      You motorboatin sonuvabitch you

  • Buster
    August 4, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    Nice tits.

    • kevi packs a mean 9 iron
      August 5, 2017 at 12:30 pm

      Doesn’t FUPA matter though? Just curious but when you are getting your hump on do you ever look down? cuz staring a tits is good for just so long…

  • Maggie the Cat
    August 4, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    This woman has PROBLEMS!

    • Pica Panish
      August 6, 2017 at 6:55 pm

      …like reading comprehension in English

  • DRYLAW
    August 4, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    LOVE THE TITTIES THOUGH.

    • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      August 4, 2017 at 5:43 pm

      We’ve been over this before. Fat girl titties don’t count.

      • kevi packs a mean 9 iron
        August 5, 2017 at 12:25 pm

        “We’ve been over this before. Fat girl titties don’t count.”

        well played.

  • Angrybob
    August 4, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    invoking karma while wishing harm and death on someone…irony

  • Stunt Penis
    August 4, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Those tats just scream “Harvard grad” and “NASA employee” to me.

  • The Executioner
    August 4, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Shocker!
    And why does she go by the name of the actor that played Jesse on Breaking Bad? What is she/he? A transgendered hispanic Jew? Not that I am prejudiced or anything…

    She/He seems VERY confused…

  • juror seven esq.
    August 4, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    Short story, but still had to closeout 5 pop up ads while reading it.

    • BlackandWhite
      August 4, 2017 at 6:19 pm

      Use an ad blocker (mobile & desktop). I have zero pop ups. Pretty simple.

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