Good news for all the social justice warriors out there consumed with white guilt – you finally have a chance to alleviate your white guilty once and for all. That’s right, an official website for reparations has been created just for you!! Check it out:
I’m not even kidding you, it’s a real thing. Dumb white people offer free shit to black people who are using them to get free shit. Black people get free shit, and white people get to alleviate their white guilt. Everyone’s a winner:
It’s just so hilarious. My favorite example was #6 – “come yell at me.” God, white people are so dumb sometimes.
Here’s a couple of requests for reparations that have been posted:
Honestly, it’s brilliant. White people in the burbs have money, and they’ve become convinced by the media that innocent black folks are getting beat up by the cops like hot cakes. Any black person who isn’t posting on this site is a sucker.
This guy is a moron:
Come on man, we got white people lining up to give you money, and all you can ask for is a cabin in the woods? Act like you’ve been there before.
Anyway, I think it’s time Turtleboy makes a user name on this site and asks for some reparations. Black folks aren’t the only ones who can make make bank on this brilliant scheme.