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Look, I understand why people voted for Hillary Clinton. I might not agree with them, but I get it. Donald Trump is a polarizing figure, and easily the most controversial presidential candidate of our lifetime. He was caught on time saying “grab her by the pussy.” He said he wanted to ban all Muslims from coming here. He said a Mexican judge couldn’t hear his case because he’s Mexican. All of that stuff is insane, so it’s perfectly understandable if you chose to vote for Hillary Clinton because of that.
But the fact of the matter is people didn’t like her for very legitimate reasons too. A better candidate probably could’ve beaten Trump. They ran a shitty campaign that was all about why Trump shouldn’t be President, instead of highlighting why Hillary Clinton SHOULD be President. And for that reason and many others, she lost.
But I’m seeing people who I really, really respect completely embarrassing themselves on social media, and I feel bad for them. The Internet is forever, and the things you’re writing make you look ridiculous. You’re acting like whiny little SJW’s that we’ve all laughed at collectively as a group for years now.
Let’s look at some of the stuff that’s being shared right now. First there’s notorious white guy Shaun King, who has over a million followers on Facebook and will literally share any anecdote that he heard third hand:
Just so we are clear, racism is alive and well in this country, as it would be in any nation of over 300 million people. But it’s far from mainstream. Racists are white trash degenerates with nothing to lose. They don’t give a shit about being exposed as racist because they never plan on applying for a job anywhere or being accepted by mainstream society.
So when I see stuff like this, sure, some of it could be real. But most of them are hoaxes. Smart people can figure that out. Smart people hear an unconfirmed anecdote from a stranger and are hesitant before taking their story as fact. Ya know, since they’re strangers and all. Dumb people blindly believe it and share it on Facebook. We know Shaun King is dumb, but my friends who I have respect for……..you guys should be better than that.
Here’s some more stuff:
There is a 99% chance that Lunenburg mother put that swastika up there.
The Huffington Post has over 8 million followers on Facebook. They’re intentionally inflaming the masses to believe a Trump supporter did this because they were emboldened by the election of President-Elect Trump. Proof? Not necessary. Confirmed sources? Nah, we’re good. We just need a catchy headline that idiots will share.
Rolling Stone!!! The same magazine that just was forced to pay $25 million to a Virginia fraternity for making up a completely fabricated story about a gang rape. Facts didn’t matter then, so why should they now?
Then there’s the ever reliant Occupy Democrats Facebook page, with over 4 million followers:
If you’ve ever shared anything from Occupy Democrats, then I feel bad for you. I see people I respect sharing this site like it’s some sort of valid source. It’s not. It’s just a bunch of Cop Block rejects making things up for page views.
A guy who voted for Trump did something terribly offensive. Therefore Trump shouldn’t be President. People actually are this brainwashed right now to believe this is logical.
Yea, that looks real. Definitely. The most gay friendly President in American history inspired a random attack on a gay man that left him looking like he was eaten by a Velociraptor, yet he’s still smiling. Better hit the share button!!!
Oh, and by the way, most of the stories you’re sharing have been easily disproven:
Just so we’re clear, every time you bash people who voted for Trump, you’re making yourself look like one of the idiots we mock on our site on a daily basis. I’m sure you’ve laughed at these idiots too. But now you’re one of them. Take a step back from the Internet for a few days until you’ve calmed your tits. It will save you the public humiliation that you’re inflicting upon yourself. If you wanted to be fair, then at least show the countless videos out there of Trump supporters minding their own business and being attacked:
Anyway, this was just a shoutout to my friends who I respect. I still love you guys, and I just want what is best for you. Right now you have a disease. It’s affecting your brain and thinking capabilities. But there is a solution – stay off of Facebook for a few days.
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