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Top 10 Difference Makers In Worcester MA

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There’s been a lot of people making a difference in the City of Worcester. We try to do our part here, but unfortunately we don’t make nearly the impact on society as some other influential movers and shakers in Worcester. Last night we had a group meeting and came to the conclusion that we were wrong about TONS of stuff. In retrospect we’re actually pretty racist, sexist, and also we molest small farm animals. Fucked up.

On that note, here are the Top 10 Biggest Difference Makers In Worcester.

10. Kevin Ksen

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This guy is a major catalyst for progress in Worcester. Sure, anyone can stand in Kelley Square and block traffic in order to fix racism. But Kevin Ksen is the general. He doesn’t need to stand in the street since he’s the leader. He need only stand to the side and watch as the people under his command fix racism.

 

 

9. Tracy Novick

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Ever wanna know what traffic is like on 290 or what time the recital is at Norback Elementary School, but don’t have access to Ask Jeeves? Fear not this is where Tracy Novick comes in. Worcester simply could not survive without her hard-hitting tweets and blind support for the most capable superintendent in Worcester’s history.

 

 

8. Joyce McNickles

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Sure, some of you might think that a Worcester resident would be best suited to determine policy in Worcester Public Schools. But that’s because you’re not in the Coming Together Circljerk. Also you’re racist. In reality Worcester’s best interests are served when a Superwoman with a geriatric husband from Sutton takes control. She’s clearly had a positive impact on race relations in Worcester, as can be seen in her wildly successful boycott of Turtleboy Sports sponsors.

 

 

7. Lisa Dyer 

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Move over Sheila Harritty, this is the REAL principal of the year in Worcester. North High School continues to be the model for discipline and consistency under her tutelage. Sure, some of yahoos might think that a couple incidents where principals were “punched in the face” would illustrate a lack of institutional control. But that’s because you haven’t passed Cultural Competency 101. Because North High’s biggest problem by far are the racist teachers who claim to be “color-blind.”

 

 

6. Rick Rushton

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It’s too bad Rick Rushton is such an effective leader, because it’s only a matter of time until he’s the governor. He’s that good at being a politician. When Connie Lukes sought to give the Worcester Police a show of support the City of Worcester was in grave danger of being taken over by these armed thugs in uniform. Luckily Dicky Rushton was there to sabotage the process. And by sabotage I mean temporarily delay it for a week. A true difference maker.

 

 

5. Melinda Boone

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Remember how bad things were in the schools before Melinda Boone was around? Principals and teachers were wandering the hallways thinking they could talk shit to students without getting knocked the fuck out. Not any more. Let’s be honest – the teachers were out of control. They thought they had authority and “rights.” The only way to fix this problem was thinking outside the box. And letting the students run wild was clearly the most effective way to do that.

 

 

4. Robert Blackwell-Gibbs

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There are difference makers, and then there’s this guy. What a winner!! If he’s not jumping on tractor trailers in order to protect protesters from a guy honking his horn then he’s spending his time copying and pasting a manifesto he wrote on Facebook one time and sending it to strangers he saw comment on Turtleboy Sports. As you can see, we have lost thousands of followers whom he has shown the light to. The man is clearly a revolutionary leader.

 

 

3. Sonya Conner

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Worcester has a lot of difference making protesters like RBG, Keesha LaTulippe, and Joyce McNickles. But none of them has fixed racism more than Dr. Prime Minister Esquire Jr. Smokeshow Sonya Conner. Few people are willing to blatantly violate their contract in order to block traffic and thus fix racism. But that’s because none of them is really as committed to the cause as the love of my life.

 

 

2. Clive McFarlane

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By now you know that we simply cannot beat Clive McFarlane. He’s too good. Here we are researching, investigating, and drawing conclusions. But we forgot about the most effective way to REALLY make a difference in society – play the race card. It never, ever fails, and it’s always the right thing to do. Whether it’s teachers whining about their “safety” or “civilians” whining about protesters “blocking traffic,” Clive is always there to remind us that only a racist person would say stuff like that.

 

 

1. Carlo Baldino

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The man is nothing less than a legend. I mean, he married a black woman, what else does he have to do to prove to you that he’s Martin Luther King incarnate? One time in 1993 the student yearbook was dedicated to him at North High, before he was fired for showing Louis Farrakhan speeches. Another time, two minority students told him he changed their life in an email. Also his blog is “numero uno” on Telegram.com with 50,000 page views in calendar year 2014. He’s basically the most influential person in the history of media.

Wait, what day is it today?

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12 Comment(s)
  • RSoxGuy
    April 1, 2015 at 2:34 pm

    You forgot to mention Baldino never lies, isn’t a hypocrite, brags about TnG being a paid website while blogs are free and that he is not an out right and well known racist.

    Wats today again?

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    April 1, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    April Fools.

  • Brian
    April 1, 2015 at 11:48 am

    I have been wondering why Lisa Dyer needs four vice principals.

    • JoeMomma
      April 1, 2015 at 12:23 pm

      Who do you think is doing her job for her?

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      April 1, 2015 at 1:39 pm

      Someone has to be the meat shield when the fists start flying. I mean, who else is going to take the punch while she retreats to her office?

    • RSoxGuy
      April 1, 2015 at 2:35 pm

      Because most of them spend too much time in the hospital. Must be cuz racism

  • Raised Fist
    April 1, 2015 at 11:14 am

    You forgot to mention that Rick Rushton and Kevin Ksen have combined forces to keep the old Worcester Courthouse vacant and off the tax rolls and forfeited $1.2 million of dollars that the city and state were going to split.

    I’m sure that they have an AWESOME plan to provide that $1.2 million and donate the $150,000 in taxes that the developer of the project was going to pay, not to mention the jobs that the project would spin off.

    Here’s hoping that Rick Rushton gets right with the project now that it is on the council agenda

  • April 1, 2015 at 10:22 am

    Again, I feel left out…

    • WormtownorBust
      April 1, 2015 at 11:46 am

      J-Dub,

      Quit wielding the Steely Rod of Common Sense and join Team Batshitinsane, maybe you can make the list.

  • Dug's Flautist
    April 1, 2015 at 10:02 am

    At this point does even On the Spectrum Brett believe you’re who everyone knows you are?

  • Areyouserious?
    April 1, 2015 at 10:01 am

    I agree with just about everyone on your list except Rushton. I don’t understand how you can bash him, but blindly support Konnie Lukes? She is the sole reason we are stuck with Boone and Rushton was the only one to stand up to her. I was at the “interview” and it was a disgrace. Konnie Lukes should be ashamed.

    • steve gorgan
      April 1, 2015 at 10:49 am

      you mean Turtle Boy doesn’t know what he’s talking about, now I’ve heard everything

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