Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy Ad Free Option Is Now Available In The Turtleboy Store

 

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Breaking News: Turtleboy Sports is now offering an ad free viewing option for turtle riders. Obviously ads suck. I’d prefer if we didn’t have any ads, but someone’s gotta pay the bills around here. However, a lot of turtle riders have told us that they’d gladly pay $10 a month to get rid of the ads offering them dates with attractive Asian women. They get in the way, they redirect you to the top of the page after you x out of them, and you have to scroll by a million of them to get to the comments section.

Well good news – ad free Turtleboy is here. You can purchase membership in the Turtleboy store by clicking hereBy doing so you’re not only making your turtle riding experience better, you’re also supporting what we do. The reality is that people like us who aren’t afraid to say what’s on our mind, refuse to self-censor, and won’t bow to the demands of PC mobs, are treated in a hostile manner by tech platforms. We’ve been blacklisted by Google AdSense, which is a death blow normally because when they stop bidding on ad space on your site demand plummets and we make a fraction of what we used to. The only way to survive in this climate AND stay true to what made us Turtleboy in the first place, is with stuff like this. Thanks for supporting all that we do.

 

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17 Comment(s)
  • ar6rider
    February 17, 2019 at 12:24 am

    Lmaoooo Hey Turtleboy I have DNS ad detection that already blocks 90% of your ads, so you can take your $10 a month and shove it up your ass.

    • Benjie Wall
      February 17, 2019 at 7:09 pm

      That’s why you gotta run the “meet a lady” ads end to end……

  • Benjie Wall
    February 14, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    I wonder what the conversion rate is on the “Meet an Asian” ad. Wouldn’t be that difficult of a business…

  • vic
    February 14, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    I like the ads. I have been able to find dates with lots of Asian women who look like the ones in the pic.

  • BlankApp
    February 13, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Is this the reason why the app no longer works on my iPhone? I’ve deleted it and re-downloaded it, and still nothing but a blank white page.

    • Batteries
      February 13, 2019 at 8:25 pm

      Mine works again as of 8:25 pm

  • CantStop WontStop
    February 13, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    Keep your head up Turtle i know times have been difficult & the average person would have packed it in by now But not you turtle the turtle doubles down actually comes out lets his identity known & tells all the cry baby pussy’s that are hurt by words on the Facebook machine to get fucked .This takes a special type of person you have although i dont always aggree with some of the things said on the blog .i do follow & enjoy this blog & enjoy reading just about every story there are talented writers here Keep your Head up you will prevail in the end good always overcomes Evil …

  • Meso Horny
    February 13, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    I like Asian women, can you make them nude?

  • Randall Guy
    February 13, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Do you take Bitcoin?

  • info
    February 13, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Just Signed Up!

  • BennyWall
    February 13, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    Love it!
    Just in time for Valentine’s Day and everything!

  • Y
    February 13, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Can’t sign-up

    • Y
      February 13, 2019 at 3:31 pm

      Anyone else having trouble loading the website after trying to sign up?
      I tried to sign up on my desktop via Chrome, and now the website won’t load (it’s a blank white page).
      I’m commenting here from my phone.

      • info
        February 13, 2019 at 3:33 pm

        Did you try clearing your cache?

        • Y
          February 13, 2019 at 3:46 pm

          Cleared cache/cookies immediately after typing my last comment, and that did the trick.
          Thank you, though.

  • bernard law
    February 13, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    i like the ads. lots of big tits.

  • Scott Michaels
    February 13, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    Will your email updates link to the ad free page?

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