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    Turtleboy Live From Main South Hindu Mart: Gupta Patel, Brett Killoran, Freestyle Turtleboy Rap, Northbridge Ratchets, And So Much More Debauchery

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    Best Turtleboy Live show ever last night. We filmed live from some Hindu mart in Main South that our boy Gupta Patel owns. And infamous Facebook attack dog Brett Killoran was a special guest. The culture clash alone was worth the price of admission. The problem was that the Hindu wifi was problematic, and the bone ride we took on the way there made us stop the show 20 minutes in, fix the problem, and come back stronger for a final 45 minutes push. We talked about the Northbridge fight, the Johnstown skagbag announcing that she was going to stab her baby daddy and then she actually followed through, the day without women, and the chud from Connecticut who made the mistake of harassing our advertisers and using his real phone number.

    Oh, and we’re adding a new thing at the end of each show – Turtleboy Live freestyle!! Enjoy.

    A couple of the cheesehogs featured in the articles made an appearance on the show, but they seem to have wisely deleted their comments. Proving once again that Turtleboy Sports is easily the most effective way to deter shitty behavior. It’s like telling your kids that Santa is watching, except instead of a lump of coal you get put on blast on Turtleboy Live if you’re naughty.

    It was a great episode because the kid at the center of the Northbridge controversy told us his side of the story.

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    This was the most underrated comment of the night, in regards to the mother of the year from Northbridge who just won’t stop coming after Desk Girl.

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    Turtleboy got it!!

    What better way to spend a Tuesday or Friday night?

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    C U Next Tuesday at 9:30!!

     

     

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    1. Turd Burglestein


      We need Gupta and Fiesty on together. That would be a kneeslapper right there.

      1. Fiesty Turtle Lady


        I love Gupta! He has a special place in my wicked cold heart! 😉

    2. Wtf


      That Celia chick is related to Cassandra macauliffe the chick that was chasing her BF in a car in worcester and hit the lady and child. Check it out. I looked it up when u said from holden and on FB. Same last name.

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