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    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Cheesehog Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4

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    The voting is completed and we have our first contestant in the Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4. In an extremely close vote the winner is…….

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    11th seeded Amanda Lacroix with yet another stunning upset. She’ll go on to face the winner of the Cheesehog Region. Here’s how the bracket looks now:

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    Here’s the breakdown and a case for and against each, with relevant links in the ratchet’s name…..

    5. Gabbie Hebert vs. 2. Ashley Losapio

    Case for Gabbi Hebert:

    • Bangs junkies.
    • Act as getaway driver for junkie boyfriend after other junkies and him rob a drug dealer and run him over with a car.
    • Slightly crazy and possessive, and goes psycho on any chick that appears to be friendly to her junkie boyfriend on Facebook.
    • Claims to be a veteran who served her country with our ally North Korea in their ongoing war.
    • Claimed to be pregnant, and later claimed to have a miscarriage due to our blog.
    • Started using her Dad’s Facebook page to yell at anyone who said something negative about her, not realizing that she was making it plainly obvious that it was her.
    • Sends every dude in her National Guard unit nice pics of her booty.

    Case against Gabbie Hebert:

    • Has a “disease.”
    • Might be a CIA agent working undercover in North Korea.

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    Case for Trashley Losapiho:

    • Huge, massive calf muscles with abnormally large thighs
    • Daughter of a judge who gets off on banging gangsters like Giancarlo Zambrano, the twin brother of cop killer Jorge Zambrano.
    • Has world class thunder thighs, making her a common object of lust for some of society’s biggest derelicts.
    • Used her position in the probation department to give up classified information on state’s witnesses to gangsters so they could intimidate them into not testifying in court.
    • Often goes on exotic vacations, paid for by her drug dealing scumbag boyfriend.
    • Was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but CHOSE to become ratchet anyway.

    Case against Trashley Losapiho:

    • Slightly cares about physical appearance, and comes across as non-ratchet in public.

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    Tough one. Gabbi is so ratchet right now, but turtle riders never forget what a truly vile and ratchet person Ashley Losapio remains to this day. The difference between the two is that Gabbi just isn’t as good at hiding it. Will be interesting to see who comes out of this one. You have 24 hours to vote before we move on to the Chudstuffer Region.

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Vote 4 Gabbi


      this is a tough one but you have to vote for Gabbi. She’s the truth. the 100 emoji was made for her. Vote 4 Gabbi everyone!

    2. Fred Flintstone


      Snatchly Locrapio for the win!

    3. True Reality Speaks


      If Loslopio doesn’t win this round I will lose faith in humanity. She is an upper middle class ratchet – which makes her even more unique.

      The other chick is just a skank getting passed around and used by lowlifes and other Bulls hat wearing wannabes.

      1. Vote 4 Gabbi


        How dare you speak ill of my Gabbi! You better watch it or I’ll get Kevin Blackmer on the job. Street Sweeper Grim Reaper don’t mess around, yo!

    4. Smashley


      How does one take “Monthly Vacations ” from a state job as she claims? 1 week off for every 3 worked?!!

    5. wabbitt


      Voting Smashly because, while they’re both vomitous trash bags, I dig the whole thick thighs and no tits look.

      1. 5089834717


        Call her she would dig you too! 5089834717

    6. Ask


      why triglypuff lost in 1rst round????

    7. Is who to vote for really a question??


      Trashley Lasloppyhooooooo!
      Cum dumpster
      Her calfs are bigger than her sluggish boyfriends waist!
      Lasloppyhooooo is a gansta bitch!

      I hope she was a cheerleader with those calfs, well we know she was under the bleachers! Trashley

    8. King


      Seen the trash bag today at Worcester court with her drug dealing bf. Wonder how she feels that just one thigh and calf are bigger than her skinny ass boyfriends body!!!! Dude her legs, calf and neck are monstrous and her drug dealing bf looks like hes on drugs. Both were tanned up from their recent vacation early April in mexico.

    9. Sorrybutnotsorry


      Trashley Lasloppyhoooooo
      Gets my vote.
      Shes been passed around by lots of peeps I hung around with….. Trains…..train wreck. Her vjay is like an old hot roast beef sandwich that sags. Made me so sick I couldnt do the dirty.
      She thought she the shit cuz her step daddy. Look at me Im untouchable.

    10. Watch ya mouth


      Vote trashley
      Wonder if her snatch is as big as her calfs or bigger?
      Corrupt judge and judges buck buddy

    11. Vote Ashley losapio


      The fact that this whore has gotten away with basically murder, never lost her job when lifes could have been taken, got promoted, and just keeps getting sent from court house to courthouse, justice needs to be served. If we cannot trust our judicial system and them letting dirty scum bags continue to work what kind of life is this. She needs not only to lose her job, license in judicial system and jail time.

      1. Trashley lover


        5089834717 Call her and tell her how you feel!

    12. Trashley my hero


      1. If your looking for a get out of jail free card.
      2. A Sloppyho
      3. photos props of thunder thighs and big calfs
      4. Drugs
      5. For her to pay your child support or support you
      6. A gang bang.. she has friends
      7. Legal advice
      Call Trashley she answers every time!
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    13. NFL draft


      Instead of judge daddy helping her with gang bangers and jobs why don’t he get her some lipo in her bottom half, have her lazy dropped eye fixed, maybe some titties
      NO WAIT
      Sign her up for NFL. She got the body to play football
      Just fix her fucked up eye

      1. Thug life


        Maybe She help Hernandez get off!
        I just called her and asked
        5089834717 he boyfriend was yelling in the background hope he doesn’t bust a cap! Lol #trashleylasloppyhoooo

    14. Twings


      Why hasn’t she moved to Miami yet with her gang banging monster or a so called boyfriend??
      Maybe step daddy will be upset. He needs his too

    15. Shallow Hal


      Wonder if she sits on Giancarlo when shes mad and he has to motor boat her ass hole for forgiveness?
      She better watch out that ass don’t suffocate him.
      Haha. Just kidding judge will help her get off.
      No really, get off

    16. Real talk


      GIANCARLO and Trashley are a match made in heaven.
      2 disgustingly horrible disgrace to society individuals.
      Karmas a, real bitch and thats why they are together.
      Hes a lying pussy ass bitch and shez a fat ass bitch.
      Come on TB where they been? Update us.

    17. Get A Life


      Trashley Trashley Trashley
      Come on piggy piggy!

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