• Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 1: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To Next Round


    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 1: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To Next Round

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    The voting for the first round of the Chudstuffer Region in the Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Tournament is completed, and here are the ratchets who will be advancing to the next round:

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    Tony Deyoung with the squeaker. Tough matchup for him next round though. Biggest upset was obviously Robert Alston destroying the entire ratchet town of Colrain. And the margin of victory for the West Warwick Ginger Family (a 13 seed) was probably the most surprising result. Hard to predict who’s gonna win this round. The choices keep getting harder and harder.

    With that said, here’s the final region:

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    As usual, we will be reviewing the major accomplishments of each of these ratchets and linking a blog about them in their name. After each matchup will be a poll where you can vote for who you think deserves to advance due to their ratchetry……

    Misti and Jason Iorio

    Athol couple starts GoFundMe for two girls who died in Orange fire, then decides to pocket the money and turn it into a business. Later makes up lie about son getting jumped in school bathroom after he started a fight. Jason appears to have impregnated a mentally challenged woman since Misti can’t conceive, taken the baby from her, told her that she is the Godmother, and makes her call Misti and Jason “mom.”

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    WANDA – Worcester welfare leach/activist with broken caps lock who may or may not have Asian chicks locked up in her basement.

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    Manbun Pop Warner Coach

    Rhode Island youth football coach takes pads from a child during a game in which his team was getting murdered, plays a couple sets of downs, gets busted, and does walk of shame.

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    Mariah and the Webster hoodrats

    Webster wangstas record themselves trying to fight cops. Later threaten to sue, after talking bad ass on social media. One of the crackheads – Mariah Moriarty – is later arrested for trying to cut her boyfriend’s dick off in a Sturbridge motel they were squatting in.

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    Ware Vibrator Bandits

    West Springfield CVS robbed of lube and vibrators by two dudes and a chick, presumably for a gang bang. Later revealed to be ratchets from Ware who write amazingly ratchet things on Facebook.

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    NH Swamp Donkeys

    In Winchester NH a bunch of ratchets record one of their cousins/boyfriends/lovers resisting arrest for being an asshole. One of them is a firefighter and gets yelled at by the police for trying to interfere with the arrest.

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    Princeza Aponte

    Springfield stripper gets arrested 20 times over a three week period, including one charge of kicking a cop in the balls as she sat naked in her car, drinking whisky at 2 AM.

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    Tabitha Renea West

    Chick gets 420 tattoo on head, starts GoFundMe to have it removed, writes things on Facebook that will give you nightmares.

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    Brockton no-tip trap queen

    For no reason some ratchet goes on the Brockton Hub and announces that she does not tip waitresses, but plans on eating out regularly anyway. Also makes what is easily the worst sounding music video of all time.

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    Maia Cruz

    Southbridge chick tries lighting her workplace (Sturbridge Wal-Mart) on fire. Immediately messages Desk Girl the second she is released from jail.

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    Fall River Guttermuppet

    Fall River ratchet has insane amount of GoFundMe sob stories that all seem to conflict with one another and are easily proved as lies. Loses children to DCF regularly.

     

    Sarai Rivera

    Worcester City Councilor leaves ratchet voicemail on sister’s phone calling her “ti-ti ho.” Announces at City Council meeting that her vaginal area produced two children, and she would “like to see a penis do that.” Pretends to be a pastor for tax exempt status on “church’s” that she lets rot and doesn’t shovel sidewalks for.

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    New Bedford Foodstampopatums

    New Bedford ratchets cheer on baby daddy/son as he is arrested for selling drugs, in most ghetto way possible while hanging from apartment window. Later revealed to be previously missing teen, and Mom gets arrested a couple days later.

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    Liz Costa

    Marlboro woman with 27 neglect charges uses kids to try to raise drug money with bogus GoFundMe.

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    Mel Taylor

    Coventry dad of ratchet 16 year old skankbeast threatens to hunt down and murder another ratchet who hit his daughter after she punched him in the head repeatedly at the Cranston Carnival. Later revealed to be a contracting scam artist who rips off people with Alzheimer’s and sends them strange pictures of himself with a dildo on.

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    Jennie Chenkin

    Hampshire College tomboy/SJW plots to disrupt political panel at UMass with stink bombs, creates huge disruption instead, threatens to sue anyone who posts video of her acting like a savage, writes 2,000 word email to UMass demanding they arrest Turtleboy, gets arrested for breaking and entering in Westfield, and pretends to be suicidal for pity likes.

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    Discussion

    1. Hugh Jass


      The link to vote between the Ware vibrator bandits and NH Swamp Donkeys is missing.

    2. Mahatma Ghandi


      I’d still like to punch Jenny Chenkin in the face, just because she deserves it.

    3. FatFingr Lou


      This one is the toughest ratchet bracket…so many good candidates, all deserving special recognition and accolades.

      TB is the minstrel in the gallery

    4. Turd Burglestein


      I want to burgle Kevin Lynch’s turds.

    5. The Great Dolemite


      It’s to bad that this blog has become a Facebook copy/paste dump yard.

    6. wabbitt


      How did Colrain get trounced so bad? What an upset!

      1. True Reality Speaks


        In my mind, exposing frauds and cons like Alston and the Mosaic gang is exactly why Turtleboy exists, and gives the blog credibility and the power to occasionally right some wrongs in our society. The TBS graveyard is proof that some good comes from this blog.

        BTW – Did I miss it or did TBS forget the Spencer school douchebags, as well as their counterparts in Worcester like Carenza Jackson and the North High principal?

        The Jackson Five would be in my top 5 for ratchetness all day long.

    7. True Reality Speaks


      Again, Jennie Chenkin is a SJW. Wrong tournament for her.

      Doesn’t really matter. Fake Rev. Sarai Rivera is head and shoulders above the rest of these striving-to-be-the best (worst?) ratchets.

      Titi-ho should have had a bye all the way to the championship round.

    8. Really?


      AGAIN!! TB. WTF? Go read your own story.. Stripper arrested how many times ??? is this a regged pool.? RUSSIANS i bet.

    9. johnnyb


      Real winners here. TB readers. What a Jesus-Jumped up bunch of fupasloth,ratchets and all around dumpsterslugs that we get to relive and laugh about! My bet is on Plymouth scum to take it all but so many options.

    10. Theshadowman978


      Vote jason and misti. Jason is more rachet than you think. he use to Steal stuff from where he worked and would return to get store credit then sell gift card for money to pawn shop in his town.

    11. Independent Thinker


      What a disgrace! If this is what we have to work with, then I fear for the future of our country.

      Politicians talk about the unemployed, rather than the UNEMPLOYABLE — those not capable of functioning in society at the basic minimum level. In addition to having no skills and no education, most of them are probably not capable of showing up on time, clean, and sober. Remember, these are the same people yelling and screaming that they want their “fair share of the pie.” That pie doesn’t exist. You EARN your fair share.

      Stay in school. Avoid drugs and gangs. People on drugs are not capable of working, or of doing much of anything. Don’t have kids before you can afford them, and don’t have kids if you don’t feel you would be a great parent. Study hard. Get decent grades and go to college and study something that will actually result in your being able to get a job. If you can’t afford college, if you have decent grades, financial aid is available. There are plenty of people going to college for free. Often times, their tuition is subsidized by those who pay their own way because their parents saved for their education while others pissed their money away. The person who drives the same car for 15 years is punished for being frugal, while the one who buys a new one every other year and doesn’t save is rewarded with financial aid.

      Tattoos. Piercings. Green hair. Yuk! Do you really think someone wants you to represent their company?

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