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Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Sweet 16 Is Done: Here’s The Elite 8, Who Wins Each?

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Sweet 16 Is Done: Here’s The Elite 8, Who Wins Each?

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The voting is completed in the last and final Sweet 16 matchups of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness in the Trap Queen region. Both were massacres:

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Fall River Guttermuppet. So hot right now. Didn’t hurt her candidacy that she was back in the Turtleboy news again. Here’s what the bracket looks like for the Elite 8:

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This is tough man. So hard to pick who we think advances, and who we think SHOULD advance. In the Fupasloth region, you gotta say Erika Murray is the favorite because she’s been murdering ratchets (no pun intended) this whole tournament. On the other hand Amanda Lacroix has pulled over three HUGE upets over the Brockton Fair prego smoker, Kelly Scamerico, and Joe Amoroso. It would be foolish to overlook her.

In the Cheesehog region you have to think Gabbi Hebert is the favorite, even though she’s a lower seed. Trashley Losapi-ho and her thick ass calf muscles have been laying low since June. I’d take Trashley, but I think turtle riders, especially the newer ones, will go with Gabbi.

In the Chudstuffer region the Uxbridge Gypsies have to be the favorite since they just beat a really strong ratchet in the webcam mom. Heather Philip has been a longshot for a while, but she keeps chugging along, and we can’t underestimate how much people truly hate her.

The Trap Queen region is the hardest to pick, and the winner of this one is probably most likely to be crowned the champion. The guttermuppet is hot as shit. But the Iorio’s have left a trail of destruction like we’ve never seen. Crazy to think they’re probably the underdog. They certainly have my vote. Here’s how we put the Vegas odds to win the whole thing:

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The Elite 8 Begins next week. We’ll do one matchup each day, and Friday we’ll have the Final 4 ready to go. Exciting stuff.


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7 Comment(s)
  • Harold
    April 15, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    Who’s drawing a STATE salary of the lot? That tips it!

  • Here ye here ye
    April 15, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    What about Lez Warren or Healey?

    They create tho whole ratchet community.

    April 15, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    The whole thing is fixed. I should be the hands down winner.

    Just like when I lost the Mayoral election.

    I demand a recount!!

  • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    April 14, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    The noobs are really dumbing down the voting process.

    It’s like when Guns and Roses gets voted Best Rock Band ever.

  • Flat Brim Turtleboy
    April 14, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    Team Gabbi………….
    Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody fights Korea like She!!!

  • Social Justice Ultimate Warrior
    April 14, 2017 at 10:10 am

    The Uxbridge Fighting Gypsies advance and the Guttermuppet dominates the Fall River Free Lenny crew! I see them meeting in the final four. Gabbi “The North Korean Nightmare” Hebert should start a Go Fund Me right now so she can get a plane ticket to the championship game. I am still sticking with the Gypsies by exorcism. All their underage groupies do is ride the turtle and vote for their boys. You know what they say…April showers bring ratchet madness!!!

  • Vote 4 Gabbie
    April 14, 2017 at 10:04 am

    What’s not to love? She gets my vote no matter what!

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