Huffington Post: When gearing up to watch the requisite red carpet interviews that happen before any major awards show, one expects to hear lady celebs asked one question over and over and over again: “Who are you wearing?” The answers usually range from Calvin Klein to Alexander McQueen ― informative, but not particularly entertaining. But on this year’s Emmys red carpet, Amy Schumer mixed things up a bit. When E!’s Giuliana Rancic asked Schumer who she was wearing, the comedian not only gave a shout-out to the designer of her dress and her shoes, but also her tampon.
Oh my God this chick is so edgy!!! It’s so funny because normally it’s men who are vulgar and crude. Now a thick blonde chick is being crude for the sake of being crude and it’s like the funniest shit I’ve ever seen!!! Where does she come up with this stuff? You thought she wouldn’t go there? She went there ladies and gentlemen!!! This woman is wearing a tampon during this interview!!! Ya know, because she’s bleeding!!! What’s next? Fart jokes? Belching? Oh man, when she does nasty things in order to prove that women can be just as nasty as men it’s just the funniest shit ever. Girl power!!!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I don’t think Amy Schumer is trash because she’s nasty and talks like a trucker. She’s trash because she’s not funny or witty. She’s an insult to comedy. If a dude got up there and was like, “I totally just rubbed one out in the limo,” that wouldn’t be funny either. Maybe on the playground in third grade when I heard a joke like this for the first time I’d laugh. But now I’m an adult and I need satire and creativity in order to induce a laugh. This ain’t it. But of course millions of idiots will buy into because…..feminism.
So much fun!!!
My question is, do women actually think this chick is funny? Are the ones who do think she’s funny just happy to see a chick finally living the dream of saying all the nasty things they think about on a daily basis but don’t say because they prefer to keep their dignity? I don’t get it. Seems like she’s trying too hard. Just saying.
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