UNH Chick Records Herself As She Confronts And Facebook Shames White People Having Fun On Cinco De Mayo Because Cultural Appropriation Is Hate Speech

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Hundreds of people have shared this Facebook video shared by a black UNH student who apparently as offended on behalf of Mexicans when she saw white students having a good time and partying on Cinco de Mayo. She is so woke it hurts:

So she probably chose to pick on the most reasonable college student I’ve ever seen. He was well spoken, respectful, and articulate. And in return she whined about how offended she was.

“I’m telling you that this is not appropriate.”

OK. So….what are you gonna do about it? Oh right, nothing.

“You only feel this way because you’re not a part of this culture.”

Newsflash – you are black. You are not part of this culture either.

“This stuff actually affects people’s lives.”

No it doesn’t. Obviously a guy in a poncho drinking Coronas Dos Eqis is not affecting anyone’s life.

“I don’t care what the holiday is celebrating. I’m having fun with my friends.”

There’s no fun on college campuses white boy!!

The best part was when one of her friends thanked the gringo for trying to have a reasonable conversation, as many wouldn’t be as polite with some aggressive losers up in their grille whining about cultural appropriation. Danique wasn’t having none of that:

“He still didn’t learn anything, he’s not reasonable.”

He didn’t learn anything. Nothing better sums up social justice warriors than that statement right there. They always whine about wanting to have a “conversation about racism.” But by conversation they mean you listen, they talk, and at the end you admit that they were right. If you didn’t “learn anything” by admitting how wrong you were, then it’s not a conversation.

Newsflash boogerbrains – being offended is 100% on you. It’s not my problem if you’re offended. If I’m not breaking any laws, I can do whatever the fuck I wanna do, and you can just kind of sit there and take it. Sure, you can post something stupid like this on Facebook, but we’re just gonna humiliate you and then you’re gonna be more offended. But by all means, go for it. Like this guy says (at the 3:20 mark) if you’re offended, no one cares:

Alright, we blogged about how stupid the concept of cultural appropriation is a couple months ago when that wildabeest from Hampshire College beat the shit out of and stomped a basketball player from a visiting school because she was white and refused to take out her braids. But here’s a quick list of why there is nothing wrong with “cultural appropriation”:

• America is a melting pot. We observe other people’s cultures and adopt the stuff we enjoy. I’m not Italian, but lasagna is the bomb.
• White people invented basketball and football. But I’m cool with black people playing it at a high level because I don’t have a stick up my ass.
• The same people whining about cultural appropriation are the ones telling you to embrace diversity. So they want you to embrace it, but just don’t embrace it TOO much.
• The St. Patrick’s Day parade is the greatest cultural appropriation that has ever existed, and there is NO IRISH PERSON who has ever lived that has a problem with other people getting wasted on this day.
• Anyone who has the time and energy to worry about “cultural appropriation” is by definition a privileged person. People who are actually oppressed have real problems to deal with.
• Cowboys are the American icon. But their entire culture, including words they use and the clothes they wear, comes from Mexico.

This is Danique Montique on the left:

As you can see, she is VERY oppressed, and thus needs to stay woke 24/7. You’ll also notice she’s dressed as a softball player – a sport that was invented by a white person and is dominated by white women. But it’s cool, she can dress like that. After all, people of different cultures are allowed to embrace other people’s cultures in a free country.

But Danique demands justice:

Not sure what she wants justice for, but I’m sure it’s really important.

Anyway, as you can see, this chick can’t get laid and obviously is miserable so she doesn’t get invited to parties, and thus she takes out her frustration on people who are actually enjoying life. It’s sad really. Every other college student realizes that once they have a job and family the fun is over, so they have to get the partying out of their system now. Thus they were all enjoying the last week or two of the semester by getting black out drunk and making bad decisions. But no one likes a whiny beyoch bringing down the vibe, and poor Danique was never invited to any parties. Thus she spent the entire weekend going around taking pictures of white people enjoying life:

Imagine being this much of a loser? This chick isn’t even a SJW. She’s just a loser. No life, no friends, no fun. Just an awful, awful human being who tries to destroy other people who aren’t as miserable as her.

Hey Danique – we had a Cinco de Mayo party this year at the turtle house. It was awesome. We could’ve ordered pizzas and drank Keystone Light like we normally do, but since it was Cinco de Mayo we made tacos and drank margaritas and Coronas. Oh, and there was a pinata too. Turtleboy Jr. beat the shit out of it. It was awesome. So much fun. You would’ve hated it.

Danique seems like such a fun person too:

She’s right. Fun is suspended until further notice. From now on we will be having meetings about how you were offended this week so that other people can conform their behavior to sooth your delicate feelings.

And when she’s not busy policing men in ponchos and sombreros, she’s making sure people aren’t sharing transphobic memes:

She’s right. It’s actually just two men. Because Bruce Jenner is an elderly dude who was once the greatest male athlete in the world, and whose penis created several millionaire slampigs. Because…science. But nevertheless Danique will “not stand for it.” Whatever that means.

She’s very upset with UNH for not defending “marginalized students” on campus:

Because apparently we now need protection from respectful guys named Michael in ponchos.

One of the chicks featured in the photos didn’t like that this funbag was blowing up her spot like this:

This did not go over well:

Ahh yes, “Becky back at it again.” For those of you unfamiliar with the term, “Becky” is a word racial slur used to describe white women. Because as we all know, white people LOVE naming their kids Becky. Now, if you were to call black women “Shaniqua,” this of course would be considered racist, and rightfully so. But you’re allowed to shit on white people because…..slavery.

The thing about this whole thing is, Danique is black. And she’s offended on behalf of Latinos. But yet one of the few Latino people commented on her page didn’t really seem to give a shit:

Yea Jorge, if you’re not gonna be offended then she’s gonna be offended on your behalf. HATE SPEECH IS NOT FREE SPEECH!!! Except it is. Because hate speech doesn’t really exist. It’s a figment of your imagination. It’s an arbitrary term that anyone can use to describe any words that make them feel unpleasant. “Hate speech” is in fact free speech, and the fact that you’re offended doesn’t change that.

Other people, like Gabby Greaves, who is NOT Mexican, is using this as an opportunity to get white people to pay reparations:

Because racism is cash money!!

People at other schools started sharing her harrowing tale as well:

Xaulanda Thorpe goes to Boston University. One of the most expensive private schools in the country. VERY oppressed!!!

When confronted with rational thoughts Danique always listened to other people’s opinions:

LOL. Just kidding. She’s not trying to hear the thoughts of anyone who doesn’t agree with her, because she’s right and you’re wrong. And different points of view are hate speech.

Others used it as an opportunity to blame all white men:

Alexis Blanchard is one of the good ones by the way. She may be white, but she’s still woke as fuck. And her privilege is checked!! But wait a minute, isn’t it racist to label ALL white men as condescending entitled brats?

Oh right, reverse racism doesn’t exist. That’s because it’s just called “racism.” Sure, you can regurgitate via copy and paste that racism = power + prejudice. But that’s not what racism is. Racism has an actual definition. You can Google it. The fact that you’re making up definitions as you go along is meaningless.

That’s when the white saviors jumped in like they always do, because everyone knows that white people ARE THE FUCKING WORST!!!

Zachary Adinolfi used a hashtag everyone!! White boy solving racism one tweet at a time!! But yet here is Zachary wearing a sombrero and a t-shirt that appears to be depicting a culture that clearly is not his:

Uh-oh!! Looks like someone needs to check their privilege!!

Then there’s this basic bitch Becky, who used to enjoy Cinco de Mayo, but after taking some classes in Hurt Feelings 101 and Feminist Dance Theory, she is now officially woke:

Yup, I definitely read that. Definitely.

Finally there was Morgan Gray – AKA the whitest person who has ever lived:

If you’ve ever said, “it’s inspiring me to use my privilege in ways to help others,” then you’re just trying way, way too hard to prove that you’re one of the good ones. But no one is impressed, and every normal person is laughing at you because you are a joke.

The best part about this is, there’s nothing they can do to stop this. They can whine and complain, and all we’ll do is call them out and embarrass them as we should. People who think like this are a disease. And the only cure is public humiliating. Laugh at them. Nothing they say should ever be taken seriously.

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