Virginia Should Have To Forfeit To UNC-Wilmington For Allowing This Man-Bun In A NCAA Tournament Game
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One of Turtleboy’s upset 12-5 specials this year is UNC Wilmington over Virginia. UVA has crapped its pants the last three years in the tourney, and Wilmington is an upstart team that should’ve won a tournament game last year and is simply electric to watch. Plus their coach is the guy Turtleboy thinks UMass should be going after.
Things were looking great at first. Wilmington was up by 15, but UVA came back and now the Cavaliers are up 1 at halftime. Nevertheless I have 1,000% faith in Wilmington winning this game, simply because of this:
No. Just no. No, no, no, no, no.
You cannot win big games in the NCAA tournament if your point guard has a man bun. It’s a scientific fact. How his teammates and coaches allow this is beyond me. Should be a flagrant foul and UVA should have to forfeit this game immediately. What’s next? Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats? Food stamp trading booths? Where does his madness end?
Wilmington by 12.
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