Walmart Loss Prevention Powderpoon Gets Emasculated By Customer After Hassling Shopper Who Paid
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There’s nothing worse than a Walmart loss prevention employee who thinks they have more authority than they actually do. Watch and observe this powderpoon get owned by a lady who just bought a bunch of shit at a Minnesota Walmart and was accused of stealing:
Hero of the day right here ladies and gentlemen:
Her name is Gina Lescarbeau, and she lived the dream. She said EXACTLY what I wanted her to say during that exchange. It’s so rare when that happens. The only crime committed was the fact that she videotaped vertically. Can’t believe that’s still a thing people do. Inexcusable.
Personally, I would’ve just gone right through his ass. Dude has ZERO TRAINING in restraints. He has no authority whatsoever to put his hands on you. Just keep going with YOUR property. If you’re a guy and he touches you then you kick his ass. If you’re a chick then you scream rape. Problem solved.
Seriously though, the arrogance of this alwhino:
“Let’s go to my office”
Yea, seems like a great place to fingerblasted by frosty the no tan.
Bitch you’re wearing mesh shorts with a backwards hat. You don’t have an office. You have a corner with a leaky roof and a weak wifi signal. You’re getting paid $10 an hour to be an asshole. People who get paid $10 don’t have an office, and they certainly can’t make legitimate customers go back there with them because they’re on a temporary power trip. See all the shit in that cart? That’s all legally my property. You need to get the fuck out of my way because the freedom cart doesn’t stop for bleached assholes like you.
And it makes you wonder how many people he’s done this too who weren’t bad ass bitches like Gina. I know tons of people who would’ve just agreed to go to this guy’s lair, been forced to sit there for an hour while they called the cops, only to be released once they realized that they made a gigantic mistake.
Of course the most insane part about this is that all he had to do was look at the receipt, see that a stuffed lion was listed on it, and then let the lady go. Not captain dipshit though. He went on Walmart.com to see how much it cost, because he was trying to get her in a “gotcha” situation.
He creamed his mess shorts so hard when he saw that it was listed at $15. But yet she only paid $7 for it. So clearly she must have a magical scanner that can alter prices at the cash register.
The worst part was that even when he realized how wrong he was, he didn’t have it in him to just take the L, apologize and move on. Instead he said this:
I don’t have time for this.”
Just to review. This guy is paid to stop people from stealing. He chose to hassle this lady, go online, and look up prices. He had time for all of that, but he didn’t have time to simply look at the receipt, realized she paid for the lion, and move on with his day. Way too busy.
“I don’t have time for this”is millenial for,
“I’m so sorry Ms. I was trying to prevent a theft and screwed up royally. If you’d like I can get the manager and we’ll give you a gift card for your troubles, since you’re such a valued customer. Once again, I’m wicked sorry. We don’t want to lose your business.”
We all make mistakes. But it’s about manning up and admitting when you’re wrong.
Instead he kept pressing the issue:
“Keep cussing at me, see where it’s gonna get ya.”
Her response was a work of art:
“Where am I gonna go to? Cussing jail?”
The fact of that matter is we are talking about Walmart here. A multi-billion dollar corporation, swimming in cash, that puts tons of mom and pop shops out of business. And they’re this fucking cheap. Harassing some lady over whether she paid $15 or $7 for a stuffed animal. Who gives a shit? Let’s say she stole $15 worth of shit. Who cares? She’s got a cartload of stuff she paid for and she’s a regular customer. That’s worth so much more than $15. What a stupid way to run a business.
Newsflash loss prevention people at Walmart – you’re not paid to care. If you save the store thousands of dollars a day by catching shoplifters, they’re not going to give you a bonus. They should, since that’s your relative worth to the company. But they’re not getting shit. Maybe an employee of the month laminated piece of paper. If some people get by with some shit, you get paid the same regardless. Since you’re not gonna be rewarded for outstanding work, stop trying to be outstanding. Just do the bare minimum. That’s the Walmart way.
Anyway, if there’s anyone that deserves to be fired it’s this guy. The only thing he can’t prevent the loss of his job.
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