Here’s another winners from the magical land of Warren and Ware.
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Masslive: Less than an hour after authorities were alerted to a home invasion on Malbeouf Road Wednesday morning, police arrested and charged Kyle Decell. Decell, 18, of 70 Ware Road in neighboring Warren, faces six charges, including assaulting a person over 60 while in possession of a knife, Ware police said. He is scheduled to be arraigned Thursday morning at Eastern Hampshire District Court in Belchertown. He is being held at the Hampshire Jail and House of Correction on $10,000 bail, police said. In addition to the assault with a dangerous weapon charge, Decell was charged with home invasion, armed assault in a dwelling, armed and masked robbery, intimidation of a witness and armed assault with intent to rob a person over 60. According to police, an elderly person was home at the time the robbery was called in to police at 10:54 a.m., but was not injured. Decell was apprehended at 11:46 a.m. on West Ware Road near the Palmer town line, police said. They believe all stolen property was recovered. Police said cash and jewelry were among the items Decell allegedly stole while the victim was being held at knifepoint.
I think I’d rather live in NAM than live anywhere near the border between Warren and Ware. No matter what way you go every day, you still lose. That area is damned by God. And it’s filled to the brim with people like this, from the Turtleboy Ware Mugshot Matching Game:
If Trump wanted to build a wall around Ware and Warren, we’d be 1,000% for it.
This is Kyle Decell:
I swear to God, after the Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hat, the mirror abs selfie is the second biggest indicator that you’re a swamp maggot. I don’t know what it is with these people.
Newsflash – six packs are only cool if you work out. You have a six pack because you go grocery shopping at the Ware Family Dollar and your Mom spent all the food stamps on scratch tickets. As a commenter pointed out earlier, taking credit for having abs when you’re skinny is like taking credit for having big tits when you’re fat. Doesn’t count.
Anyway, the victim is an elderly woman who obviously can’t defend herself. And this junior junkie held her at knifepoint so he could feed his habits. At least that’s what I hope he was doing. If he’s not a junkie than he’s an even bigger piece of garbage. But it’s cool though, because it’s a disease. You can’t get mad at junkies. That’s the rule. It’s like cancer, except they chose to have this disease. Nothing is their fault. Ever.
And just to show you what a tremendous chucklefucker this asswipe is, check out this post he made:
Yup. Only a degenerate Warrenitus brags about protecting his home from invaders, only to go on to invade an elderly woman’s home, hold her at knifepoint, and rob her blind. Don’t be fooled though, he’s a real bad ass!! You come in his house and he’ll shoot you. Oh, yea, and fuck you too Abe Lincoln!!!
Anyway, if this assbag doesn’t get jail time then I give up. I don’t care if he’s only 18 and he doesn’t have priors or anything like that. When you hold old ladies up at knifepoint you are beyond rehabilitation. Either lock him up and throw away the key, or ties his hands together and throw him in the Quaboag River. Don’t worry kid, I’m sure she’ll wait for you. After all, you guys are “in love.”
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