When you commit a crime, what’s the first thing you do? OBVIOUSLY, brag about it to all your hoodrat friends. Definitely don’t conceal it or not be a junkbox and commit it in the first place. But whatevs, this is Warwick ratchetry at it’s finest!
It’s a long thread, but the hoodrat on hoodrat homie love is truly inspiring. Some friends say things like “hey, that’s a nice single family home in a nice neighborhood you have” or “congrats on the new job”. This herd of homeslices are more the “hey, that’s a nice stoop you have on your new section 8 housing” or “congrats on scamming those drug lords with the counterfeit hunnits” kinda dumpsterlings.
Well that was painful to read. Too much ghettospeak. Can. Not. Process. I’ve never seen so many emojis in one place.
First, what is a “nikka”? Is that supposed to be the non-offensive way for a white person to say the N word?
Also, “loud” refers to marijuana in case I wasn’t the only one out of the slang loop on that one.
I would also just like to point out the stroke this man is clearly having. I hope someone got him help.
Anyways, you’re probably wondering who this fantastic, law-abiding specimen of intelligence and class is. Meet Stephanie Zoglio, hoodrat extr-whore-dinaire, who definitely doesn’t have an insanely long arrest record and totally isn’t partial to big ass hoop earrings and pastel eyeshadow circa 1990s.
She works at “None Ya Business!!”? I’ve been trying to get in there forever, hook a sista up!
Also, she went to “The School of Hard Knocks, The University of Life”. I bet employers look at that and they’re like “YUP, HIRED.” You know you’ve done good in life when you’re about to clear 40 and you’re accomplishments include the following list of
community service arrests:
In case you’re wondering how that breaks down:
This has got to be the most diverse arrest record I’ve seen yet, but shit guuurrrlll, stop hitting people, getting caught with the MJ, and conducting yourself all disorderly-like. Also what is with the crank calls? Seriously, are we in junior high?
Also, word of advice, maybe don’t brag in a public forum about fucking over drug dealers with fake Benjamins because even some drug dealers can read.
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