We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos

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We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos

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Can you live on the Cape and still be a hardo? Most people would say, no, of course no – what kind of stupid question is that? Well, some local canal crawlers beg to disagree. Evidently there is a rap group call “Cyc Run The Town,” from the gangsta capital of America – Mashpee. And they keep it real in ways you’ve never seen before. Peep the vid “Narcotics” fam…

Question – how many times can you rhyme “nigga” with “nigga” in the same rap video?

Answer – trick question. There is no limit to the amount of times you can do that, as was clearly displayed in this well thought out artistic masterpiece.

So…..what should I wear today for the big rap video shoot? Oh, I know!! My favorite mess shorts and oversized white t-shirt!!

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And my boys will all wear their finest Sunday jorts!

Such a star studded lineup. How did they ever get them all together in one location? Do you understand how long we’ve been waiting to get tickets to see Sauce Cobaine?

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And Sauce and the crew even have their own backup dancers in their glamorous rap video shoots:

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The only thing that’s required to appear in one of these video shoots is a positive attitude, gratuitous use of racial slurs, and a half empty bottle of Henny.

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There are so many different locations they put together for this video, including, the backyard

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The other backyard

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The couch

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A different angle of one of the backyards, showing the state of the art dirt basketball court.

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Evidently Mashpee is where hoop dreams go to die.

Oh, and when constructing a scene for a rap video, make sure to stockpile as many children’s bikes as you can and lean them against the broken bathroom door that the cops kicked in during the last drug bust.

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I know in their minds they’re killing it in the rap game. But the video evidence suggests that the only think they’re killing is the lawn.

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And I’m 99% sure they’re using bed sheets for curtains.

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Also, you gotta feel pretty honored if you’re the one token white guy asked to be in this Mashpee rap video right?

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The only way to outdo a video like this is to make another video of you and the crew walking around the mean projects of Cape Cod, using an an auto tune while drinking the nectar of the hoodrat – Henny:

Gotta respect the guy with a broken arm who couldn’t sit this one out:

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That’s dedication right there. Must’ve injured it doing his taxes.

If you thought the other video was glamorous this one is way better. They even got Uncle Phil to come out in his favorite mess shorts and collared shirt.

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And if you’ve ever asked yourself, “I wonder how many slugrakes you can fit on one children’s playground drinking Henny,” your question is finally answered in this video.

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The answer? All of them.

Bonus points if you can find a background guy with a man bun.

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Or have someone do pull ups on a basketball rim.

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Or have your co-star do the chicken dance.

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Keep keepin it 100 Cyc Run The Town.

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P.S. We’ve been meaning to do a Cape Cod bone ride for the longest time. I think it’s about that time. The Cape has apparently turned into Brockton by the Sea.

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  1. Publius

    Oh my God. How does trash like this exist. And to make a video of it. Who does that beside ghetto rats.

    1. Brian Albrecht

      YO FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! These are my boyz! And I’m their bitch! I slept with all them but one! And I’m hoping to make it a full set real soon! You feel me? SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! MASHPEE RULES!!!

    2. UsualSuspect

      Heroin: Cape Cod, USA by HBO might give you some insight into how this trash exists.

  2. johnnyb

    Uncle Phil….Where the hell Will Smith been at!! HAHAHAHA

  3. Lala

    OMG!!! A complete sausage fest!! Where’s the requisite female(s)?? Can this even be considered a “rap video” Lmao…Home video definitely!! Haha! This blog slays me…..

  4. Turtle Lover

    Hahahaaahaaaa!! I’m dying (again). You are fucking hilarious & appreciate how you always say what I’m thinking but you say it better, funnier, raunchier! LOVE all your blogs!!!

  5. Sloppy

    “Must’ve injured it doing his taxes.”

  6. BobnMic


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  7. BobnMic

    Free speech? Ya ok.

    1. SJW BobnMic

      What are you bitching about now?

      1. BobnMic

        Maybe the fact that when I do offer an opinion – it gets fucking censored or down right deleted. And this is a good thing? Seriously? Ya ok.


    Cape Cod’s finest dumpster slugs. Remember when the Cape used to be a nice place to go on vacation?

  9. Stu Pidazzo

    Why are all the white boyz shoved to the back? White privilege, my ass!

  10. Gunny

    The running commentary. Killed it.

  11. Ryan

    Call me an asshole but i was tapping my toes to the first one.

    1. Bella

      Me too lol

      First guy had a decent flow. Beat is dope too. Second guy…..no thanks

  12. SpfldIrish

    How many of these guys would survive in Texas? Zero. Mass is slowly turning into the welfare capital of the entire world. When are we going to stop letting these parasites sites sit home. Oh and by the way, how many of u think those bottles of Henny were filled with apple juice?

  13. EBT

    Government assistance for sure.

    1. Getalife

      The funny part is 99% of them work hard for their money an are not in wekfare

      1. SpfldIrish

        Pictures or it didn’t happen

      2. I hate stupid people.

        You mean mommy and daddy work hard for their money. None of the HARDCORE rappers could afford to live on Cape Cod if mommy and daddy didn’t have a house there. They would all probably live in Brian Albrechts asshole.

        1. Dump Betty

          YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT CAPE COD. P.S. Fuck these guys, they suck.

    2. Hopeless

      The filmed it in and around the low income public housing in mashpee

  14. ChrisInShrewsbury

    Keep moving, nothing to see here.

    Is there any surprise this trash exists in the Cape? Drive around Hyannis for 10 minutes and you’ll run into 30 skeleton H addicts with there fat girlfriends driving them around.

    1. Sara

      i like to call them cash cows

  15. ZephyrCat

    Gonna have to place heavily armed security at the rotary in Orleans. Cannot let the virus spread that far. I threw up a little when I saw THAT had infiltrated the Cape. Very Sad. I mean, they must be “the Help”, right?

    1. Lolwhat

      hahaha actually this family has been on the cape forever. And 90% of the people in this video are native Wampanoag so infiltrating wouldn’t be the case

    2. Getalife

      Your you their land!!! Gi back to where you came from..

  16. Turd Burglestein

    Check out that 4th picture that has 2 guys holding hennessy bottles. Dude on left…his hennessy bottle looks like it has piss in it. Did they actually fill a bottle with piss to use as a prop for their rap video?

  17. White Pride White Power

    LOL I love when TB just flat out TRASHES on blacks.

    1. Getalife

      Their native not black get it right

      1. Reality

        Native what? Shitskin? When I was growing up, Cape Cod was fucking Whitetopia. When did the NYC scumbags take over??

        1. Yourekidding

          Native Wampanoag please get your facts straight about the cape. Learn the history

  18. Sara

    Cape Cod is Brockton by the sea! LMFAO! You should def check out the mean streets of Hyannis or Barnstable! Wareham is super dirty too! On your way down, be sure to stop at Anderson Ave in Kingston & Algonquin Heights & Forest Ave in Plymouth! You will not be let down!

  19. Publius

    There once was a time kids did not aspire to be ghetto. When did ghetto and hood become cool? oh wait it isn’t.

  20. wabbitt

    Dudes are proving that Hennything is possible.

  21. Earl Cash III

    Bunch of haters on here! Published, weak journalism. And pure discrimination spewed by typical white America! Mr Turtle can’t make it the real world of journalism so he must try to pray on our youth that are trying to do something productive. Which by the way you would never have the talent or courage to do. So go ahead and articulate your bigotry onto the internet because you happened to fail on a higher scale! You are an uneducated Turtle of a man!! Who tries to make a living by trashing something He knows nothing about. So slow turtle…Before you decide to criticise and stereotype ask yourself this question. “Could I do what they are doing”?? Great job Mashpee. Wampstrong. Keep grinding. Keep focused!!


      “so he must try to pray on our youth that are trying to do something productive”…. Ummmm productive? Yeah not so much. Aspiring to be a gangster is in no way productive to anyone.

      “Before you decide to criticise and stereotype ask yourself this question. “Could I do what they are doing”?…… I personally think that Turtleboy and most Turtle Riders don’t wanna do what they are doing because we are busy with our jobs and being contributing members of society.

    2. LOL

      Did you really just use the word productive in reference to this? Do you know what Cyc does for a living? Let’s just say the opposite of “productive.”


    They are not really HARDCORE cause if I learned anything from wangstah rap videos it is the fact you need half empty Mt.Dew bottles and special effects done with your Gateway 2000. These guys are amateur as it gets.

    Now on a serious note WTF is wrong with the youth of today? Do they think drugs, guns and gangs are cool? See what happens when you have kids that idolize rappers. I have a great fuckin idea how about rapping about finishing school, getting a job and being a contributing member of society? They wanna cry white privilege? Why because we go to school some of us move on to college and then most of us get jobs and contribute to society? Notice I say most. That’s because some of us think we are black and aspire to be thugs and gangsters. Be mad at us because we aspire to be more than hood rats. When did being a waste of oxygen become the cool thing to do? There are times I feel bad I had kids knowing that between the SJWS and SHIT STAINS like this it is gonna be the norm my kids have to deal with. It’s ok my kids will know how to defend themselves against the world. They will know how to be self sufficient and how to live off the earth. They will know how to properly use and handle a gun be it for hunting or self defense. I can only hope something AMAZING happens between now and when I am gone that cleans the earth of these wastes of oxygen so my kids don’t have to worry.

    1. ZephyrCat

      You, sir, are correct. My hat is off to you.

  23. Phil ham

    HAHAHAHAHA BRIAN COSTA LOOKS LIKE A FUCKINN ARAB. Seriously this was some of the dumbest shit I’ve heard.

  24. Tommy V

    2Smoke and his boys need to take notes.

  25. T.O.

    I live 5 minutes from Trashpee and all these fucking clowns around here ask me for beats constantly. You all give cape cod, rap and most…least importantly yourself a bad name. Trash. Straight trash.

  26. WamboIsFire

    This guy is almost as bad as that East Bridgewater Badass Wambo….

  27. Too funny

    All clowns. No chance. The sauce guy looks like he on heavy drugs, every drug.

  28. MashpeeMe

    Sauce Cobain baby mom says he’s behind on child support.

  29. MashpeeMe

    He said “pop,pop, poppy, dropy, poppy, stopy, copy, nigga” “i love narcotics” lmaoooooooo
    Sounds like it & looks like. Fien squad. Kill yourself.

  30. Ny rider

    These guys are joking rite? There is no way this is their pathethic dream. No way at all. Expose these frauds.

  31. Prettylady

    Lmaoooooo. They suck bad. This was painful to watch

  32. Cape crusader

    Dick Sauce Cobain is a child molester or something? He has restraing orders on him from little girls. Look it up.

    1. Too funny

      You sir are hilarious

  33. Too funny

    Dick Sauce….lmfaooooooo

  34. Dick sauce Cobain

    Hey, don’t make fun of me. I sell drugs & do drugs. Im a gangster from Mashpee that goes online and argues w/my hoes on live. I smoke cigarettes & pop pills w/my woes. Ps, i may have told on my plug to get a 250$ bail