We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos
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Can you live on the Cape and still be a hardo? Most people would say, no, of course no – what kind of stupid question is that? Well, some local canal crawlers beg to disagree. Evidently there is a rap group call “Cyc Run The Town,” from the gangsta capital of America – Mashpee. And they keep it real in ways you’ve never seen before. Peep the vid “Narcotics” fam…
Question – how many times can you rhyme “nigga” with “nigga” in the same rap video?
Answer – trick question. There is no limit to the amount of times you can do that, as was clearly displayed in this well thought out artistic masterpiece.
So…..what should I wear today for the big rap video shoot? Oh, I know!! My favorite mess shorts and oversized white t-shirt!!
And my boys will all wear their finest Sunday jorts!
Such a star studded lineup. How did they ever get them all together in one location? Do you understand how long we’ve been waiting to get tickets to see Sauce Cobaine?
And Sauce and the crew even have their own backup dancers in their glamorous rap video shoots:
The only thing that’s required to appear in one of these video shoots is a positive attitude, gratuitous use of racial slurs, and a half empty bottle of Henny.
There are so many different locations they put together for this video, including, the backyard
The other backyard
A different angle of one of the backyards, showing the state of the art dirt basketball court.
Evidently Mashpee is where hoop dreams go to die.
Oh, and when constructing a scene for a rap video, make sure to stockpile as many children’s bikes as you can and lean them against the broken bathroom door that the cops kicked in during the last drug bust.
I know in their minds they’re killing it in the rap game. But the video evidence suggests that the only think they’re killing is the lawn.
And I’m 99% sure they’re using bed sheets for curtains.
Also, you gotta feel pretty honored if you’re the one token white guy asked to be in this Mashpee rap video right?
The only way to outdo a video like this is to make another video of you and the crew walking around the mean projects of Cape Cod, using an an auto tune while drinking the nectar of the hoodrat – Henny:
Gotta respect the guy with a broken arm who couldn’t sit this one out:
That’s dedication right there. Must’ve injured it doing his taxes.
If you thought the other video was glamorous this one is way better. They even got Uncle Phil to come out in his favorite mess shorts and collared shirt.
And if you’ve ever asked yourself, “I wonder how many slugrakes you can fit on one children’s playground drinking Henny,” your question is finally answered in this video.
The answer? All of them.
Bonus points if you can find a background guy with a man bun.
Or have someone do pull ups on a basketball rim.
Or have your co-star do the chicken dance.
Keep keepin it 100 Cyc Run The Town.
P.S. We’ve been meaning to do a Cape Cod bone ride for the longest time. I think it’s about that time. The Cape has apparently turned into Brockton by the Sea.
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