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So a tornado touched down in Webster yesterday, and honestly I’m having trouble figuring out which ones are the before and after pictures…..
Webster Ma tornado pic.twitter.com/sKLmrf2NO1
— Paul LaRochelle Jr (@PaulLaRocheJr) August 4, 2018
Webster MA likely tornado damage. Look at the twisting marks on the tree close up. 📷:Jenn Ciuchta pic.twitter.com/dd37wpi5rq
— eweather (@Eweather13) August 4, 2018
And just like that the hopes and dreams of Webster would’ve been crushed. If only they existed in the first place. Let’s be honest – it’s basically the makeover the town has needed since Webster officially became Webduh.
BEFORE & AFTER: 2 buildings torn down on Main Street in Webster after tornado ripped through town this morning. Buildings were no longer safe to stand. Details on the aftermath tonight on @boston25 (after boxing!) #MAwx #tornado pic.twitter.com/WxtIvy9Q7G
— Litsa Pappas (@LitsaPappas) August 5, 2018
The craziest part about this is how the tornado literally went through Webster, and stopped exactly at the town line in Dudley:
It’s almost poetic. Even mother nature respects the French River. Also, it’s OK to make light of this because no one died and this is why Kaplansky invented insurance.
Oh, and this is homemade tornado video is the most Webduh thing you will ever see…..
Weduh Bro: “Dude we gotta get in the fucking basement.”
Webduh Ho: “No, I wanna watch.”
Weduh Bro: “Bro, no dude.”
Webduh Ho: “It’s fine.”
Weduh Bro: “It’s fucking not fine dude.”
Webduh Ho: “I was in a tornado!!”
If Dorothy lived in Webster the Wizard of Oz would’ve been one gigantic fentanyl trip. Toto would be a pit bull, the scarecrow would get his GED, the Tin Man would pawn himself for OC’s, the cowardly lion would run around yelling “World Star,” and the whole thing would’ve ended with Auntie Em selling her food stamps on Facebook.