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If the Patriots win the Super Bowl (I refuse to jinx them) we’re busting out long sleeve shirts that incorporate Turtleboy and the Patriots. Need a catchy slogan. We’re gonna have them designed tomorrow. Need your input. Need something catchy and funny that just reeks of Turtleboy and winning. Leave us a comment on here or on Facebook with your ideas.
But yea, how the hell are we gonna lose this game? If we do it will be the greatest choke yet. Worse than 18-1. Eli Manning 2007 >>>> Nick Foles 2017. We beat the Seahawks three years ago today. The Seahawks had a better defense than this Eagles team. The Seahawks had a much, much better quarterback than this Eagles team. The Seahawks had a better running game than this Eagles team. Nick Foles always follows up a great performance like he had last week with a stinker the next week. Usually I’m nervous as hell going into a Super Bowl. Not this year. It’s a great feeling. We’re finally gonna get the blowout we deserve.
Let’s not ignore the pattern either. They beat a NFC West team in 2001, then they beat a NFC South team 2 years later, then they beat the Eagles. The only one that wasn’t a nailbiter was the Eagles. The they once again beat a NFC West team in 2014, beat a NFC South team 2 years later, then the Eagles again. Except this Eagles team doesn’t have Donovan McNabb and Terrell Owens.
Plus, God doesn’t love Eagles fans. No one does. God loves us more than anyone. Everyone knows that by now.
Should that be the shirt? “God loves us more” with the Turtleboy riding a Pats helmet?