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Weymouth Dooshnozzle, Who Hates Being On Probation, Is Selling His Foodstamps So He Can Go To Hooters 

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Oh Weymouth. The mystical land where class and intelligence goes to die on the South Shore. I wasn’t surprised when I found out that’s where our next stamp-selling tool bag was from. That place is like the Mecca of dip shit white kids and the withered OFD broads who pop them out.

Oh, and here is the chick who probably bought them as he pulled the post down almost as soon as she commented: 

What is up with the toof-gaps with these broads from Weymouth? She’s the second one in a month that had a grill resembling Malificent’s thorn wall.

Now, I can’t figure out how a young guy like Eddy Daly, who doesn’t have kids, is getting $500 in stamps a month…. but in the state we live in that’s no surprise. Maybe his mom gets them? She don’t need the bennies. 

Eddy, like so many before him, has admitted he has a record. He talks about his horrendous coke problem and airs out his frustrations about being on probation like most of us talk about what’s for dinner. But don’t worry… he’s always keeping it 💯💯💯

Did I mention that he’s a fan of our blog? We here at TBS don’t discriminate. If he’s been following us he should probably have seen this coming. It’s no surprise as we are the best source for combating welfare fraud when it comes to exposing these lurches. 

But let’s give him the snap benefit of the doubt! He’s got to be struggling…. Now, I have ZERO clue what “trippy stickz” means but it sounds like drugs.

Oh, wait. You’re telling me that he probably need the money for weed and video games? Well color me surprised! The only thing missing off that list is pussy. Ha. Just kidding. He’s got cash for that too: 

He’s also a true romantic and is tired of living his life without a lady by his side: 

Don’t worry Eddy. I’m sure once you’re Turtleboy Famous the bitches will be coming out of the woodwork to give you their donuts!

 

 

 

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33 Comment(s)
  • wabbitt
    February 21, 2017 at 12:28 am

    Now I feel ratchet for posting that same beating my meat joke on valentine’s day…

  • MrSmiley
    February 20, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    Open case wouldn’t matter if he went to any recruiting office. He would get laughed out the door for all the dumb shit on his record and his social media. They check that shit now. Hopefully DTA investigators follow up on these people.

  • Haha
    February 20, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    They’re from Quincy and the annina girl who commented was in jail for stabbing some chick from btree lol

    • South Shore Turtlegirl
      February 20, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      If you have dirt send it over on the FB page. I’m doing a follow up.

  • BobnMic
    February 20, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    So many of my steakouts on Burglestein’s cocaine lair have ended up just like that picture of those donuts where I jizzed all over them accidentally. They were still good though……just a little salty.

    • ZephyrCat
      February 20, 2017 at 4:26 pm

      I relate more to the guy punching his meat. I do it ’til it’s bloody.

      • Turd Burglestein
        February 20, 2017 at 4:29 pm

        So you relate to a guy beating his meat…good to know.

        • BobnMic
          February 20, 2017 at 4:38 pm

          Oh, look who came out of his lair. It puts the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion on it’s skin.

          • BobnMic's Jackoff Hand
            February 20, 2017 at 5:43 pm

            I don’t know what I’d do if I didn’t have lotion.

  • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
    February 20, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    I will fuck that gap between her teeth like POW MAN!!!!!

  • Cha ching
    February 20, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    I’m willing to sell off turtleboy and his family and friends and co workers numbers. Addresses phone numbers. Job locations spouse info what time turtle leaves the house in the morning. What gym he goes to once in a while. Where his mom lives. Let me know.

    • Just Curious
      February 20, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      Why?

  • Anti BS
    February 20, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    This website coulda, woulda, & shoulda wrote about positive and inspiring stories happening in the south shore. But instead turtle boy sports decides to pick the ugly stories to make viral around the internet. Why? Because kicking someone when they’re down or caught red handed entertainment and fun to some. Just also saying. Shocking.. I’m not even defending the dude selling the food stamps. I agree that is WRONG and fucks hard with the tax payers money. I think it’s unnecessary you took screenshots of Annina’s photos and slandered her name. She could of put up her comment as a joke! Too quick to judge. I’m not gunna sit here and tell you how far she has come. You don’t have the clue & obviously wouldn’t give a flying fuck to know. My message to everyone who writes on this site is;

    You all could be anything in the world. Why you would you choose to be soooo hateful? There is enough hate in this world, STOP creating more.

    • BobnMic
      February 20, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      ANTI BS YOU SOUND KINDA HOT! WANT TO MEET UP IN A PRIVATE CHAT? I TOTALLY WANT TO BANG YOU! <3

    • ZephyrCat
      February 20, 2017 at 3:59 pm

      Honestly, in all seriousness anti BS, It seems as if everything & everyone is fair game these days. If you don’t want to be called out then don’t put your whole life online! I know that must sound crazy to this batshit millennial generation and the up-n-coming generation Z but for someone like me who actually grew up and lived without divulging my whole life on social media, it’s absurdly self absorbed. Yeah, I know. I sound like some guy (or gal) who lived in the 1800’s. I loved a time when people didn’t have a platform for every fucking thing they do & think. Like these protestors who don’t get that nobody cares what they think. The sooner they get it that they are as insignificant as anyone else the better.
      So, that’s why this shit is covered. When you put yourself out there, you want attention. Social media is all about “look at me”. Well, this comes with it.

      As a side note, the stuff about Annina may be unfair but that girl & her buddy are new jerkoff pictures for me. They are the positive reason for “cultural enrichment” or whatever else they call it. They’re eyecandy!! They’re the frosting on this shit serving of Eddie “Dumbfuck” Daly. So, there ya go!

      • Tarbash The Egyptian Magician
        February 20, 2017 at 5:40 pm

        SHUT DE FUCK UP YA MORON!

        • ZephyrCat
          February 20, 2017 at 5:46 pm

          I didn’t know you could type with your cock in a came’ls ass.

      • Anti BS
        February 21, 2017 at 12:02 am

        If a person has a problem with someone doing shit wrong online, then they should turn it over to someone who can look into it and let justice get served to them if they’re wrong. Give them a real punishment. All this is bullying is reminding me of middle school which is complete BS. Everyone is acting like their own shit doesn’t stink. When someone on this site can’t take it anymore and ends their life…NOT TO MENTION IT COULD BE over one stupid comment.. Who do you think they’re going to blame? It’s all fun and games until it’s your child, sister brother friend etc. Stop being cunty.

    • Courtney
      February 20, 2017 at 4:28 pm

      Shut up, snowflake.

    • R
      February 20, 2017 at 4:34 pm

      You the real MVP! Annina is my little sister and shouldn’t be put on the same category as this loser.

      • BobnMic
        February 20, 2017 at 5:31 pm

        Oh cool, hi R. So, what are Annina’s rates? Does she charge extra for anal?

    • South Shore Turtlegirl
      February 20, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      Hateful pays.

  • Jean
    February 20, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    keep up the good work these low-life scum sucking bags of shit and Destroy them.

    • Jean
      February 20, 2017 at 3:20 pm

      Can this be shared with his probation officer curious

  • Hahaha
    February 20, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    Neither one of them are from Weymouth.. They’re from Quincy !

  • Rhonda
    February 20, 2017 at 2:05 pm

    I know this guy. He’s a queer.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 20, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    I’m always looking for a guy to come over and vape with me. We can practice UFC grappling moves on each other and it will be great!

  • Cat Vomit Tango
    February 20, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOF!!!

  • UsualSuspect
    February 20, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    Joining the military would be great for this kid, someone needs to peel all those potatoes!

    • ZephyrCat
      February 20, 2017 at 2:03 pm

      Military…please. I guess they need someone to suck dick.

  • BobnMic
    February 20, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    TOTALLY WOULD! HIT ME UP SOMETIME EDDY! WE CAN HAVE A PRIVATE CHAT <3

  • ZephyrCat
    February 20, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    He actually posted his number??? Maybe I should call. I’m bored today. Who are these fucking weasels??? Oh yeah, he would be great for the military. Dear God!

    • SoftGentleBreeze Kitty
      February 20, 2017 at 4:33 pm

      Hey Eddy, if you read this, who’s the tranny on the right in the black’n’white photo? That can’t be a girl, can it? Dude looks like a lady! Looks like it’s hiding a 5 o’clock shadow.

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