White Nationalist Chuds And Antifa Are Sabotaging Turtleboy Businesses With 1 Star Reviews, Please Help Us Defeat Them
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This is Jack Cavanaugh from Shrewsbury:
As you can see, he is a white nationalist and a likely racist who obviously hates Turtleboy Sports for being such a welcoming and amazing blog. He comes from money and was the coxswain (because he’s too weak to actually row the boat and could only provide utility by being the guy who yells at people who are actually rowing) for St. John’s crews (because he is a racist and chose to go to a school that had the least amount of minorities). He also hates the police:
And believes there is “no such thing as a good cop”:
On Facebook he goes by Jorck Corvanorgh, and he’s been very busy giving some of the local businesses we promote 1 star reviews, despite never having done business with any of them:
Very mature. Jack does not like Turtleboy, and instead of just not reading the blog, he has resulted to childish tactics like this, as is participating in Red Danny Margolis’ “Turtleboycott.” Although these 1 star reviews ultimately mean nothing, the first thing you see when you go to business pages is their average rating. And since first impressions are so important, this has the ability to cause a detrimental affect when it comes to the way these businesses are perceived.
That’s where turtle riders come in. If you’ve ever done business with Maria’s Fine Jewerly, JJM Insurance, Pepe’s Italian Restaurant, Smitty’s Tavern, Bennie’s Bar and Grille, The Buzz Barbershop, The Gun Parlor, Attorneys Anthony Salerno and Michael Gaffney, please take a couple minutes out of your day to go to their page and leave a five star review. The only way to combat bigotry like this is with kindness. Because Jack Cavanaugh is not the only one doing this. This is Kevin Boardman:
As you can see, this cheesehog from Townsend is unlovable, very likely a virgin, and probably smells like Hampton Beach at low tide. He likely hates life and is miserable, and thus he hates Turtleboy Sports since we promote smiles and sunshine. He goes to Fitchburg State where he is studying to become a history teacher:
Hopefully this will now come up every time a school Googles his name, because no one should employ a white nationalist who bullies local businesses for fun:
We don’t need people like this teaching children. I wouldn’t trust my daughter with someone like this:
When Jack Cavanaugh began giving all these businesses negative reviews, Maria’s Fine Jewelry in particular seemed to be taking the brunt of it. And since the only way to combat these people is by supporting the Turtleboy sponsors, we are giving away free Turtleboy mugs to the first five people who buy something at Maria’s and mention Turtleboy:
They are located at the corner of Franklin and Plantation Street. Let them know they are loved. You might be saying,
“Turtleboy, I love ya, but jewelry is expensive. It’s not like going to a sandwich shop and buying an Italian grinder to show my support. I’m on a budget here!”But the silicon rings pictures above are only $20. Apparently they’re all the rage with people who work in industries where they can easily have their rings damaged. And since they support first responders they have both the pro-police and pro-firefighter blue and red lines on them.
And make no doubt about it – what Jack is doing is a crime – commercial disparagement. They’re deliberately attacking and harming a business because they perceive that business to be a paying customer of ours.
Anyway, we messaged Jack and gave him exactly one hour to take down his fraudulent reviews. We didn’t want to destroy him, and wanted to give him a chance to contemplate the shitstorm he was dragging himself into. And not just him we were worried about either. If we wrote about him turtle riders would soon discover that Jack’s mother Carol is the Assistant Superintendent of schools in Hopkinton:
Does she have anything to do with this? Who knows. But the last thing we wanted to do was have turtle riders do some digging and discover this. That’s why we gave him a chance to do the right thing and take the fake reviews down. Plus, his Mom is pretty new to the job too. How do you think she would like it if people went to the Hopkinton Public Schools Facebook page and started giving them one star reviews? That would NOT be good. Whatever you do, do NOT do that. Just like Maria’s Fine Jewelery, the Hopkinton Public Schools have done NOTHING wrong and do not deserve negative reviews. Plus, she’d probably be FURIOUS with her idiot son for dragging her workplace into his immature antics on Facebook. Then they’d discover that his sister teaches at Ayer-Shirley High School as a teacher and the whole family would hate him. That would be an awful thing for a son to do to his family.
Jack is not happy that we messaged him with this ultimatum, but has unwisely decided to dance with the devil:
And he’s encouraged his idiot friends to join his crusade:
One of his buddies is a member of Los Angeles Antifa:
And has joined in on the bullying:
When you’re pissing off racists and Antifa, you’re doing something right.
Anyway, if you’re gonna take anything out of this blog, please do the following:
- Give Maria’s Fine Jewelry, Pepe’s and the rest of the Turtleboy advertisers five star reviews, and let them know that their service is great, and you value their patronage.
- Buy something from Maria’s Fine Jewelry, mention the turtle, and get your free coffee mug.
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