In today’s episode of The Woke Report we bring you the wokest thing posted on social media in the last week….
Virtue signaling on a community giveaway page about your desire for a “non-white” doll. It simply does not get more woke than that folks. Although it only works if the person who posts is white. And our friend has grown up in Somerville and Cambridge…
….you know her ass is white.
Sure, she could just go to any store and BUY a black or brown doll for her child, but then how will a bunch of strangers on Facebook know that she’s dismantling white supremacy one doll at a time? She’s basically a superhero and should be praised for her wokeness.
As if the glasses didn’t tip you off enough….
This is how you establish your street cred in Somerville though folks. The next time she’s shopping at Whole Foods or getting herself an organic social justice flavored latte, she’ll be getting a bunch of high fives for her bravery and courage in the fight against white cishetero patriarchy. We salute you for all that you’ve done to further the cause of the downtrodden good lady.
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