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    Woonsocket Trashcan Arrested For Abusing 5 Month Old Baby Of Roommate, Previously Arrested For Child Abuse in 2013 In Bellingham

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    I like to think there’s a special place in hell for people who abuse children and I’m hoping there’s a seat reserved for this asshat. On Sunday, March 26th in Woonsocket, Kristofer Bernier was arrested and charged with first-degree child abuse for repeatedly slapping his roommates’ 5-month old baby, now identified as Jacob Wilder. Bernier was babysitting the child when the abuse occurred.

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    Initially police were called to the scene because the baby “fell off the couch” while he was in the kitchen warming a bottle. If you’re not familiar with 5 month olds, they aren’t exactly mobile beyond half assed rolling and eating their own hands. Maybe this is a very advanced baby with an unhealthy addiction to HGTV and he was just reaching for the remote, lost his balance and fell off the couch. It’s happened to me, so why not a 5 month old?

    Instead, police discovered the infant’s injuries were not inflicted by any such movement, but by this 25-year-old tic tac dick with a fondness for abusing those that can’t defend themselves. He told police he “lost it” when the baby wouldn’t stop crying. Now, again, maybe you aren’t familiar with 5 month olds or haven’t left your mom’s basement this century, but babies cry. A LOT. I have an infant about the same age and until recently I was convinced he is possessed. Babies are sweet, cute, and cuddly, but they can also be irrational demons. I let it slide and keep ours around because well, he’s an infant and has no idea what’s going on around him and that’s probably pretty overwhelming literally every second of the day.

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    So, infants, they cry a lot. But apparently douchelord here didn’t realize this fun fact and decided the best way to stop a baby from crying isn’t to comfort, console, feed, change, rock said baby, but rather to slap the baby around “several times.” The baby was brought to the hospital with facial bruising and a possible hematoma. I’d venture a guess these were some pretty hefty “slaps” and maybe more than “several” considering it sounds like the baby suffered some very serious injuries. I’m not sure what level of absolute garbage you have to be to even think about even laying a hand on a baby, but it’s somewhere in the ballpark of pushing grandmas and being a pedophile. In other words, it’s REALLY despicable.

    I feel like the operative phrase here would be, “why don’t you pick on someone your own size?” but I can’t remember if Roger Williams Zoo has a wild boar exhibit.

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    This only gets more revolting because it turns out this isn’t Bernier’s first run-in with alleged violence against a child. In July 2013 he was arrested for assault and battery on a child:

    Kristofer Bernier, 21, of 115 Mechanic St., Bellingham, was arrested at 7:53 p.m. Monday on Mechanic Street on charges of domestic assault and battery and assault and battery on a child, police said.

    Apparently, this was a case of second degree child abuse and Bernier was accused but the charges were dismissed. The pattern of disgraceful behavior remains. If convicted now, this winner could be looking at 10+ years, which should give him plenty of time to think about putting an end to this shitbaggery. Let’s hope he doesn’t reproduce.

     

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. light em up


      Firsties bitches.
      This lowlife should be beaten about the face neck head and shoulders with a baseball bat in honor of the baby.

    2. Turtlefan


      Woonsocket should be renamed to Cumsucket! It’s such a dump of a city.

    3. Too Lazy


      Some ambitious person should create an easily searchable database with names, pictures, and addresses of all child abusers and sex offenders including arrest records since most are never convicted. Open it up so that users can edit and contribute and have moderators like Wikipedia.

      1. True Reality Speaks


        Libs would never allow it. It would be like a Who’s who for Democrats and their voter base.

    4. Mark B Cleveland


      What is up with his face? Why is he making those weird faces?

    5. wabbitt


      He’ll do great in prison. The big psycho murderers and white supremacists don’t take kindly to child abusers. He’ll be dead or wishing he was in a matter of days.

      1. True Reality Speaks


        They don’t put these sickos in general population anymore. Lib lawyers sued the prisons for endangering the perverts and gay inmates, so they keep them all together in segregated units.

    6. sickofitall


      Someone should squeeze this guy’s balls with vice grips till they burst and then light him on fire

    7. Mike


      The story I heard from someone who knows him is the first charges were not dismissed. He just never showed up for court

      1. hahahaohreally


        Wouldn’t he has a warrant?? If that’s the case then no one who’s facing charges would ever go to court. Do you mean the victim never showed up for court?
        FYI TB: 115 Mechanic St, Bellingham is the Countryside Motel. Known for drug addicts and homeless. Its pretty much a cancer on Bellingham in an otherwise nice area of town.

        1. hahahaohreally


          have a warrant, not has!

    8. ZephyrCat


      Don’t be so hard on the guy. Sometimes little babies need a good asskicking to keep them in line. Besides the little shit probably did something to deserve it.

      1. Turd Burglestein


        Speaking of an asslicking, that’s something I’ve loved doing all my life. It, however, has taken it’s toll on me. I’ve caught hepatitis A, parasites and other gastrointestinal illnesses from performing analingus. It might be fun for everyone involved but take it from this old man, leave the shitter for shitting.

    9. bird


      Kill him.

    10. Independent Thinker


      Another case of a repeat offender. People who do bad things to kids are inherently evil and cannot be cured of this problem. A few years in prison (corrections is what they call it) does nothing to rehabilitate someone. If anything, they are worse when they get out of prison.

      Prison should be used to permanently keep violent and dangerous people away from society, forever. For those who are not violent and a danger to society, perhaps some other type of program should be initiated.

      Like the war on drugs, our system of corrections is a complete failure. It is not a safe environment and it is not a secure environment.

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