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Worcester Baby Cannon Previously Arrested For Robbing Dollar Store Starts GoFundMe For Deceased Friend After Family Asks Her To Take It Down

Worcester Baby Cannon Previously Arrested For Robbing Dollar Store Starts GoFundMe For Deceased Friend After Family Asks Her To Take It Down

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Last year we did a blog a Worcester husband and wife duo who robbed a dollar store – Cristina Castro and Kenneth Cortes. Well Cristina is out of Jail, but her coconspirator chudstuffer remains behind bars.

And you know how the old saying goes – “when the thunderrod is away, scissoring they will play.” So naturally she’s elected to use this opportunity for some dips in the lady pond.

Because you’ve never experienced great scissoring until you’ve tried scissoring with a ankle bracelet on.

Don’t worry though, when her mans gets out of jail her baby cannon is gonna be open for business once again.

Recently Cristina lost a friend named Lexi:

You can guess the kind of word Lexi was into….

Seems like a healthy lifestyle.

Anyway, Cristina decided to start a GoFundMe for her, because that’s just what you do when someone dies now. You start a GoFundMe:

 

Except when you start a GoFundMe in someone’s name, you should probably speak to their family first. Because according to the commenters the family has specifically asked her to take down the GFM:

Translation – my womb broom gets out of jail in a couple days, I wanna have an all night crack party, and this is way easier than robbing the dollar store.

 

 

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5 Comment(s)
  • Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat
    October 13, 2017 at 9:24 am

    i like lowly gofundme’s getting nailed publicly

  • Hughbo Mont
    October 11, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    What’s the 1-4-18 tattoo and the rocket scientist?

    • poopfest
      October 11, 2017 at 10:51 pm

      Was wondering the same thing….according to Urban Dictionary, 1-4-18 = some poopy phrase about being a Latin King. Seems plausible given his neck tattoo.

  • Rondel
    October 11, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    Would not stick my dick between the titties, that’s all I can really say

  • Stunt Penis
    October 11, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    Can sum this up in one word:

    Gross.

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